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Killersup says goodbye to whatever is left of his family (a teddy bear, a dr.peper, and a picture of his mother) everything else was burnt to the ground. He walks to the nearest village about 10 miles off to the northeastern part of camalot.at the town supply market he mentions the legendary fuel of the santi .all of the marketers suddenly stop and walk away from killersup. After finally getting tired of people walking away from him he goes to the library to read up on the fuel of the santi. He reads that he must conquer the loin at hells gate, and climb the mountain of great steepness .it is going to be a long day.....
Killersup wonders how he can go to hell without dying. Finally he comes up with the greatest idea of all humanity .he yells "HEY DEATH YOU SUCK!!!" faster than the speed of a child going for candy appears death himself.
"what great foolishness you have done young adventurer"
killersup stands there and sizes up death from head to toe
"your kind of small to be death don't ya think? âKillersup smiled as he said. Death boomed across the heavens "I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE WORST PUNISHMENT OF THEM ALL "and so he did .to take care of death's cat.
Of course having been through millions of others before the lion of hell expected yet another easy meal. as the oversized cat waited for its next meal he grew tired and feel asleep thinking that the next soul would just sit there and tremble in fear like the rest. unfortunately for the fat cat he had no idea that the great adventurer killersup was there waiting the whole time the cat was asleep waiting for the kill to be one the cat would never forget. Killersup got bored of waiting for the lion of hell though and decided to just strangle him on the spot. The cat gave a fight like a bull but eventually subsumed to the force of killersup .as killersup walked out the doors of hell he muttered but too words âtoo easy " was all that came from this young hero's mouth.
the young adventurer had a no idea which mountain the book in the library was talking about and immediately headed for a giant mass of rock that only a few in history have gotten to even see the halfway mark to although he had no idea where it was. This giant rock was in a town far off the maps. Killersup grew weary and tired after his long walk back to the village where his adventure had first started. Once again he tried the town market for ideas on where to head to find this great mountain but to still no victory of information he wondered down the long roads of the village .on his way past a street corner he heard his name being called. He found a old ragged man calling his name and soon found out that this man knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who had a uncle that knew a guy that had traveled to the top of the great mountain. The ragged man said that if killersup went south for about 100 miles he would find the mountain killersup so need to find.......
When the exhausted young man found himself at around the direction that the ragged man had told him about he could finally see this huge figure of rock and death. Better late than never the warrior said as he began his climb up the great mountain. After a hour of limping he found a small ledge to rest at. When the adrenaline finally wore off on killersup he could see that the rocks had severely cut his hands and left blood over his hands. He quickly ripped off the sleeves off of his shirt and tied makeshift bandages to keep him hands from infection.at about the half-way point on this young fellowâs adventure he starts to notice the air getting colder and snow on ledges. âThe fuel of santi must be close i can feel the air temperature changing due to the extreme amount of awesomeness........with supplies down and extremely exhausted killersup finally makes it to the top of the mountain claims the fuel of santi and calls the name of the Texas ranger to the sky in a fit of rage. âit is time .this is the time " killersup managed to whisper through his torn body.
with the santi cannon ready for battle and set to full auto killersup spends the next week preparing for the greatest *** kicking in the history of the world.
With the time right and all patched up killersup yells to the sky "I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING ME NOW GET DOWN HERE" and with that chuck Norris appears. Chuck Norris has never been so beaten so badly in his overrated life .just when chuck Norris thought the battle was over killersup runs out of fuel for the santi cannon. this was now the time the weekend chuck Norris goes hand to hand with killersup .after a long hard fought battle .chuck Norris is left standing .........barely with killersup on the ground waiting for the finishing blow.in a event of pure awesomeness santi himself appears and finishes chuck Norris with one last blow to the jaw.
Killersup survives and after a few weeks is good as new. Santi and killersup become best friends and the day with a couple of sodas and a sandwich for the both of them.
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santi said
Oh, BTW, this was inspired by the forum game: Destroy Chuck Norrisit was true story
story number #2
Killersup gets a little ticked that blk used a part of his idea. Killersup goes on total rampage. After destroying 3 cities a town and a hamster the world decides to give killersup an offering so he does not destroy everything else.
Side 2
santi sits inside of his cell 6 miles under the earth .meditating .waiting. He has been those 6 miles under for 100 years. He has once tried to take over the planet and become king of all. Unfortunate the world had seen this coming and after 12 years santi was parlayed for 7 months. They realized there was no way to kill santi so they dropped the 6 miles underground. He had seen the terror he had brought and decided never to try to take over the world again. But one day after his meditation he sensed a presence. A human was there with him .the human told him that the only way to get out of that cell ever again was if he helped a certain someone with a anger problem he had. Santi accepted.
Side 2
the human brought santi to the first sunlight he had seen in a hundred years. The moment santi had stepped out of the building he was greeted by a man the human race knew as killersup.
They were given the mission of destroying the most known person on the planet. Chuck Norris.
As they battled the weather, creatures, and supply worries they soon made their way to the place called fake hero island with a mountain in the middle.
As the battle grew closer and closer the brave souls became more and more anxious .with sledgehammers in hand they advanced to the top of the mountain. When the pair of heroes reached the top of this great mountain the great book talked about. They found chuck Norris staring them down from his throne.
They 3 of them had a silent battle of words before finally chuck Norris rose from his throne. With the battle cries of elephants the two warriors ran to meet the legendary icon with the blows of their great hammers. Though the first blow of the hammer from killersup broke both the hammer and chuck Norrisâs left shoulder santi's blow completely tore off the lower forearm of chuck Norris. With both hammers shattered the young men battled with their fist .as the battle grew on chuck Norris became weaker and weaker until finally he dropped. Not one ounce of life left in his misshapen body. The heroesâ dragged the body of chuck Norris back to the city where their epic quest first started. The 2 of them enjoyed a couple of sodas AND 2 sandwiches.
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After the great heroes of this time returned from battle heard from around the block they were quickly given great riches and expensive toys. The rest of their lives were expected to be filled with great ease and the best of all people. Unfortunate for them this was not to be with the wicked witch of the square kingdom.
6 months laterâ¦â¦â¦
As killersup lounge on his couch he heard a cry from inside the town and a large crowd forming that led to the central part of town. âShe is coming back! She is back! Everyone quick send word around town so everyone can hear the tale.â A poor looking man called all throughout the town
Killersup quickly called his next door companion, Santi over to look out his window and tell what he sees. Santi soon found the problem in town and the two without a word decided to take a walk just to see what was going on.
They found what can only be described as total mayhem. The streets were covered with people with suitcases in hand and heading for the nearest exit out of town. Babies were left in the street as the mother and father would run and leave the baby to whatever fate had in mind. Killersup and santi both stood in disbelief at what they were seeing. The whole town had gone completely nuts in 2 hours!
Both killersup and santi soon made their way to the man that had caused this great problem to the town. The man who had brought the new the horrid new was still standing in the middle of central square and was still preaching his tale.as the two walked up to the messenger and asked in a normal tone who the person was that people were scared about and why they young adventures never heard of such a person. The messenger had quickly told them that he would say later and that for the moment the young heroes would need to find a way to calm the town down. With bangs of pots and pans the men still could not catch the attention of anyone. Then killersup had an idea that is said to have to whole worldâs population of humans turned to the north looking for what could make such a noise. Killersup ran over to his own house and grabbed the horn off the mammoth that he had killed with his bare hands earlier that morning. He had taken the horn and yelled into it with the force of 1,000 men. For the first time in history over 10,000 people stopped all at the same time.
The people of this town where at first struck in awe at the great noise then at the hero that had made it yes maybe they could do it .maybe they could save the people of this town so many loved. The mayor of the town had quickly set up a meeting for killersup and santi.it was decided right there and then that the two heroes would travel to the land of the square and end the witch before she got within broom stick distance of this land. Their guide for the adventure would be the one that had spread the word through the town in the first place. The messenger was called upon to help the adventurers by leading the way since he has been traveling the lands for so long the mayor knew that he knew his way to the land of the square. The men chosen for this quest was given a day to pack and get ready to set off on their adventure.
1 day laterâ¦â¦.
The now seasoned warriors set off for yet another journey that risked their lives.as they exited the town they had people cheer and give them high fives and such. They were going to die; why not let them die happy all the people in the town thought on that very day. With the people cheering their names as they left the town the adventurers were instantly put in a good mood. They sing their weary songs for 23 days until they come to the border that many people consider the end of hope itself.
The young foolish men could feel the air instantaneity become colder he moment they crossed the border. The nearest town the adventurers came across was a trading station and had many goods that were clearly overpriced. The town though had many motels and they soon found a place to stay for the night. They knew one night was probably all they could stand to stay at a inn at for the pure fact that the black witch was growing her armies stronger with every passing day. The next morning as the party of 3 woke up they quickly found the nearest exit of the town and headed straight for the middle of square â¦â¦that is where the witchâs armies lie.
The farther into this forbidden land the colder the air seemed to get, the men could tell that the time was getting closer. With each step taken their feet tried to rise against the force that pulled it back up every time but to no avail. They soon began to see less and less towns and trees, living things actually were also becoming hard to find.
Killersup and santi soon found their way into the first of many barracks that held evil creatures of the night. They were easily able to spot the giant brick building that held the things that would readily kill anything at a moment s noticeâ¦â¦even their own brother. The warriors spent three days watching the enemies, how they fight, how they train, how they live. The only information that killersup and santi learnt was that these beast were 100%ruthless and were practically brainwashed by the witch. The men were going to stay another night but killersup grew to hunger and tried to steal a sandwich. He got caught. The alarms were raised faster than people started hating Dora. THAT WAS FAST. The trio escaped through air vents that kept the air circulating through the whole building. Thankfully for the group they made it out alive.
They then decided to take their time on the rest of the way and to make sure to cover their tracks unless someone or something decided to follow them. With the extra time spent on making sure they were not followed they soon became behind schedule by a week. With time to make up and ready to snap somebodies neck killersup suggested to his two companions that maybe if they worried less about what was behind them and what was in front of them maybe they could kill the evil witch before they followers got to them. The two other members of the party disagreed with killersup. They still covered their tracks and took their time and killersup accepted it without a word of denial.
The group soon came upon the great fortress of iron, stone, and blood, they knew right away that this was the castle of the black witch and that she would be ready to fight. They snuck in through vents trees that over hung the castle wall and then went through the sewage water to get inside this castle of solitude. The heroes chose to creep through the castle for the next week discovering new areas and learning the location of everything and anything. Satisfied they knew all they could about the fortress of gray they decided this was the time.
As the three men slipped into the bedroom of the hag they soon began to feel as if someone was watching them. Then suddenly a bolt of pure cats flew through the air and took a hole through the messenger that killersup and santi had traveled with. The messenger fell to the cold stone marble floor. Killersup and santi after the initial shock of death so quick began throwing insults, and any object within throwing distance at the black witch. Most of the object ether missed the witch completely or were defected off. At that very moment santi remembered something that his father had told him as a young boy (flashback)*santiâs father: now son let me tell you this, if you ever feel like you cannot win a battle just yell random comments and it will confuse the attacker. Then the attacker will lower their guard and you can attack!â*suddenly santi started yelling the weirdest things one could ever imagine to be said in a battle. âHAM SANDWICH, MUSTARD, DEER, and SQUIRREL!!!â the black witch looked at santi with such confusion that finally one of killersupâs axes hit her in the face. She immediately died on the spot.
The men carried the messengerâs body back with them to the town they had protected. A funeral was held for the messenger. His body was burnt to ***** and spread across the summerâs grass. Killersup and santi was adored by all but one person on the planet
End of part 2
The overrated king was in a sling and was watching killersup and santi through every leg of their adventure. He hated them .he truly did. With a passion. Killersup and santi had torn off his right shoulder and part of his leg. Of course they had grown back but every time chuck Norris loses a limb or any other body part it gets harder for it to grow back and it becomes more painful and the recoveries are slower. He might not be able to regenerate any more. This could be it.
Killersup and santi both felt the presence.it was him. He was coming back. He was weaker, but he was still chuck Norris. The two already knew the location of this cowboy for he has never moved his location in 1,000 years. Already being packed from their adventure with the black witch the men took the next two days recovering before heading out again. They made their way to fake hero mountain with ease .everybody knew what these men had done and what they were about to do. These two men after seeing so much death had finally entered a state of being where they knew what a specific person was about and what they thought.
With the top of the mountain the final battle of the world was about to happen and wet everything seemed so peaceful. Unfortunately that was shattered like a window meeting one of killersupâs sledgehammers. When the two weathered adventurers finally made it to the top chuck Norris was waiting like he always was but this time he had friends and lots of them. After the black witch had been defeated her armies were without a place to go. Chuck Norris was with that army now and they were finally able to try to tear somebody apart.
As the armies charged killersup and santi the two of them stood with blank stares .they had been through so much war and hate that in the blink of an eye for a normal human the army was seemingly destroyed in an instant. Chuck Norris rose from his throne not surprised that those weaklings were defeated. They were simple henchmen and disposable anyway. Now it was time for the real battle.
while and then when he got tired killersup and santi would switch places while chuck Norris had to battle nonstop. This great battle lasted for days leaving both sides in the extremity called fatigue. Cuts, scrapes, and past scars hurt the men fighting for the entire battle. The battle ended with chuck Norris and killersup on the ground. Santi had been knocked out cold from a drop kick to the face. Poor guy.as the two tried to stand up they both fell to the earth again. Killersup prayed to the gods and they saw he was in a time of great need so they answered. Killersup sacrificed his leg in order to finish the fight. Killersup threw himself at chuck Norris throwing fist after fist. Santi soon woke to find chuck Norris being beaten badly by killersup. As chuck Norris tried once again to stand santi let him get to his knees then santi rushed forward and punted the head clear off of chuck Norris.
The walk home was especially hard for killersup. They had to find a small branch to help killersup keep his balance. The two returned home. Santi muttered a few words that stuck forever
âone must hope for big things, but pray for the better thingsâ
The two grew old together. bestest of friends.
of course nobody else comments.that figures........killersup is open to anything any of you have to say
also tell killersup on his messenger on his page if anybody else wants another story
lol, it's only u guys commenting. i like your stories, excpecially:
Killersup and santi both felt the presence.it was him. He was coming back. He was weaker, but he was still chuck Norris
Can u make me in one of your stories?
THE END
that is only used by wimps and payed pros.killersup refuses to do so.hahahah but seriously no
aaaannnnnyyyy body at all.anything anybody has to say.at all.killersup will listen.please.sombody.
Ok, I read the first story. Just saying, it would look a lot better if your spelling and all that stuff was better. However, I could still read it pretty easily. It also might help for writing essays and all of that, on a side note. I like the story, however how was everything burnt to the ground? And Chuck Norris kind of appears a bit randomly without any earlier mention. I still like it though. I might read the next two some other time, sorry I'm too lazy to read them now.
Needs more Santi in it.
Yeah definitely.
I like it, but I wish you used better grammar and spelled everything correctly. That would make it much easier to read.
ok killersup has read what most people are saying and so he will try to use better spelling.killersup checked it on microsoft office though.......
thanks for the critizizm guys !!!
killersup has a new story coming out soon.it will have a different topic than chuck norris.
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