Time after time we have done something incredibly stupid. So I figured some people should learn from some of our mistakes. Really. what is one of the stupidest things you have done? Me? One of them would be carelesly carrying a loaded gun while setting up targets. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.
Sometimes we do stupid things out of distraction. One time I was making a tea (I like to put milk in it) and instead of putting the cup in the microwave, I put the milk but I realized my mistake before starting it. Man that would have made a big mess. :O
Another stupid thing I did was in a park. I was doing some 360* with my bike. I start by jumping on the front wheel and jump on it while turning then I bring down my rear wheel and with the momentum I jump on the wheel and throw the front quickly. While I was in the middle of it some guy came speeding in the park and I almost beheaded him. :O At least I didn't hit my private parts or my knees like I used to do when I first started. :| Of course I don't do that now because I'm older but I think I would still enjoy doing it. I'm not sure If I'd still be fast enough to do a 180* off a picnic table without eating some grass. xD
One time, I thought it would be fun to go up the street I live on (it's a hill), take the brakes off of my bike, and free-wheel about 300 yards back to my driveway (a sharp right turn BTW). I didn't go all the way to the top the first (and only) time, only about 1/5th of the way.... I was probably doing 35mph when I tried to make the sharp turn between my Moms car and the Mailbox.... WHAM! You can probably assume that I never took the brakes off of my bike again.
How in the heck did you make tea in a microwave? :S
I first boil water in a Pyrex cup, pour the hot water on a tea bag, wait 5 minutes to make it strong in my mug, put sugar and milk then I put the mug in the microwave for 24 seconds. That's it. Yum, I think I'll go make one now.
I've done a number of stupid things. The most memorable thing I did was lick a live phone jack.
I'd finished a JV flag football game, and was waiting at my school for Ma to fetch me. And there'd been construction nearby, and there was, well, a phone jack freshly installed in the wall. And I idly wondered what it tasted like.
One BZOT-"AAAAHGNUHH!" later, I muttered, "I'll never do THAT again!" (Or rather, "Iyuh nebba duuh THAAAH ageah!"
playing with fireworks (shooting them at each other). my mate burned a MASSIVE hole in my pants. seriously, walking home was embarassing as HELL. I still have the pants.
At the age of 10, I managed to fall straight down the stem of a 10 foot tall tree, knocking off all the branches at that side... and survive without anything broken!
My 'manlyhood' was another story though... one that took me several days to recover... (o.O)
