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Posted Mar 31, '12 at 10:43pm
wajor59
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but I still need a quip for Joe to say after he kills Bob...
...I got nothing. When Joe notices the buck is awake, he could say something like "I suppose its open season" and then open the trunk. But, I think something after Joe crashes would be more effective.
Just let Joe whistle a happy tune like, Grandma got run over by a reindeer... or, how 'bout a Bob Marley tune, Three Little Birds from the Legend album? It's the one that starts off, "Don't worry, 'bout a thing, ('cause) every little thing gonna be alright." (repeat) Rise up this morning. Smile with the rising sun. Three little birds, is by my doorstep singing sweet song. A melody pure and true saying this is my message to you-oo-oo.
refrain(Singing,) Don't worry 'bout a thing, 'cause every little thing is gonna be alright. (repeat the whole thing again and then repeat last refrain 3 times.)
What would happen if the ocean was 100% purified drinking water?
Death by weather! It's the salline that keeps the oceans from freezing. Otherwise, we would have a few really nice iceskating rinks.
Come on, who wouldn't want a McSkipper?
I'm partial to the McFlipper myself. The secret barnacle sauce on it is killer.
Sorry Ernie15 but McFlipper's right but McSkipper's a cool second. Hey, I want the 10 piece McFlipper Mcnuggets with dolphin-radish sauce because asking for horseradish would just be dumb.
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Posted Mar 31, '12 at 11:20pm
Ernie15
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Hmm... Do they serve them fried?
Why ask when you already know the answer?
Hey, here at McDonalds, we serve our customers as fast as we can kill dolphins so they don't have to wait!
No, actually we kill the dolphin, cook it, freeze it, then microwave it. In a very short amount of time.
Otherwise, we would have a few really nice iceskating rinks.
We'd also be able to take a road trip to Antarctica. Now that would be cool (hehe, puns).
Sorry Ernie15 but McFlipper's right but McSkipper's a cool second.
What, are you saying that there's just one dolphin-based item at McDonald's?
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Posted Mar 31, '12 at 11:59pm
EmperorPalpatine
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What, are you saying that there's just one dolphin-based item at McDonald's?
No, he's just saying he likes one more than the other. I thought for sure they'd make a McDugong. It's the cow of the sea!
Back to topic sorta...
What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything? Like burgers, tacos, chicken, dolphin, subs, sushi, gyros, etc.
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 10:40am
wajor59
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What, are you saying that there's just one dolphin-based item at McDonald's?
@Ernie15, murasaki9 & EmperorPalpatine,
Two different TV shows are referenced. Gilligan's Island main character was the Skipper, who was a human. The other TV show, Flipper was a Bottlenose Dolphin, who was a fish.
Ok, you want variety? I introduce the McPorpoise, a relative to the McDolphin whose aka is mereswine,(that is "sea pig"). They are already hunted for food in other countries.
So, no, I wouldn't want to order a McSkipper since I would avoid the MczombieDonald restaurants.
What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything? Like burgers, tacos, chicken, dolphin, subs, sushi, gyros, etc.
I know why, because that would require Mcchefs and then McDonald's couldn't profit from using cheap teen/minimum wage earners. Otoh, we wouldn't want to run out all of our wonderful Mom 'n Pop corner delis with gigantic McWalmarts would we?
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 1:05pm
Ernie15
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The other TV show, Flipper was a Bottlenose Dolphin, who was a fish.
Apparently there is also a Skipper the Dolphin.
I introduce the McPorpoise, a relative to the McDolphin whose aka is mereswine,
I don't understand the porpoise of adding this to the menu. ;)
What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything?
I'd probably combine items just for the fun of it, like a sushi burger, or a chicken taco dolphin sub.
If they serve everything, why not combine everything?
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 2:05pm
murasaki9
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Ohh, ohh, ohhh, *rubs nose*
Now it's a Fast Food Discussion!!
What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything?
Would that be fast food? A single fast food place that sold every kind of fast food? Or a single fast food place that sold everything?
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 2:11pm
Maverick4
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No, actually we kill the dolphin, cook it, freeze it, then microwave it. In a very short amount of time.
Incorrect: We catch the dolphin, and then microwave it. :)
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 2:19pm
Somewhat49
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Incorrect: We catch the dolphin, and then microwave it. :)
Nah, if this is fast food we're talkin about, we need to freeze it at one point before serving it to the willing consumer.
Would that be fast food? A single fast food place that sold every kind of fast food? Or a single fast food place that sold everything?
Why must fast food be like the fast food we eat now? Why not just have everything made in a kitchen where a 12 hour presure cooked stew would only take 12 minutes to make, speed up time in the kitchen while keeping it constant everywhere else.
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 2:22pm
Somewhat49
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Well since the Video Game thread is still flooded with spam, and this is a thread for ideas, What would be some must-haves in a serious FPS shooter?
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Posted Apr 1, '12 at 3:21pm
murasaki9
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Why must fast food be like the fast food we eat now? Why not just have everything made in a kitchen where a 12 hour presure cooked stew would only take 12 minutes to make, speed up time in the kitchen while keeping it constant everywhere else.
Now, that's talking fast. Really fast...Okay, so now the new definition for 'fast food' is anything that can be cooked in under 20 minutes, eh?
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