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They called me "Good eye" in middleschool like 6 years ago because I have an eyelid that doesnt open quite all the way (barely noticeable, I can still see out of it perfectly fine) lol

I have been called fat before... which I think is hilariously dumb because the name-caller was at least 40 pounds heavier then me; and has no real muscles.

Yeah there was this guy who sat across from me in art class during 4th grade. He called me potato arm. Yeah I don't know either..

poophead. don't ask.

smutt

stand for small butt


oh and hindu

which i am not

Lemon eater

It didn't even make any sense, but they were only 3

My brother once yelled 'Hurry up you F***ing nub.'

I know i already posted on here, but today someone took a deep breath and said "you purple waffle tasting fish licking shish jack waving tampon foot scrubbing needle *ss sucking gaylord weirda** english d*ckhead shovel maker gardening tool (what?) MOTHERF*CKER You!!!". One of my friends videoed it so thats how i remember.

Someone called me a casserole once. I didn't know what to think of it.

My mom...calling me a piss ant.

>_<

i was called pubby i mean thats like.........

My mom...calling me a piss ant.

>_<

poopyhomoface

I can top it all with a mexican insult....

Jonpachoncavessademelon. Something about chupon. I don't remember much. I was, like, five? xD

A little girl in a JCpenny store walked by and said,"Mommy! Mommy look! JUSTIN BEIBER!"........................ I HATE having long hair now...Everybody makes fun of it.