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EmperorPalpatine
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This is similar to the other 'build-a-story' games, but the goal is to get sidetracked as much as possible while holding some relevance to the last post (nothing completely random). For example:

Person 1: There once was a man who lived in a house on a hill.
Person 2: There was a garden next to the house.
Person 3: The vegetables in the garden were frequently stolen by rabbits.
Person 4: The rabbits were shot by the police.
Person 5: The police...

I'll start

There once was a man who went to the store to buy some chocolates.

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rabidgam3r
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The store was owned by someone named Bob.

EmperorPalpatine
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Bob was severely overweight due to frequently eating imported lard from Sweeden.

Aethermancer
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Eventually Bob died because his arteries started getting clogged.

rabidgam3r
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The store where Bob bought his lard had a mean cashier.

EmperorPalpatine
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The mean cashier happened to live in a duplex on the outskirts of town.

pokemonfire
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The mean chasier died from suicide

EmperorPalpatine
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His funeral was attended only by his mother's brother's cousin Dan, who enjoyed walking in the town park.

rabidgam3r
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Nomad

the cashier committed suicide because nobody liked him

EmperorPalpatine
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Nobody happened to be the name of his neighbor who was fond of apples and bought an orchard.

pokemonfire
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nobody faked a suiced secne covered with apple juice and ketchup.

rabidgam3r
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(Sorry for posting so late, im typing really slow today)

The orchard was grown out of seeds imported from sweden.

pokemonfire
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Sweden stopped sending the seeds,so Nobody didnt kill Bob.

EmperorPalpatine
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Sweden stopped sending seeds because they were genetically reforming them to grow into weapons in their upcoming war against France.

emochick324
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France hates Sweden beacuse they made appley weapons.

Aethermancer
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And Sweden hates France because they make Orangy Weapons.

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