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gnosiphile
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We need someplace here we can post
the limmericks we love the most.
So fill up this thread
with some stuff from your head
and we'll make up some lines we can toast!

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light_chaser
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there was once a lady from natchez,
whose clothes were in patches,
but once she saw,
a fly of fall,
she said "When Ah itches, I scratchez!"

lol...

gnosiphile
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There once was a boxer named Flynn...
tried and tried but he just couldn't win!
So he ran for an office
because then he could scarf down his
lunch without failing a weigh-in!

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there was once a lady in strife,
who could not get a date to save her life,
along came a cat,
she said I'll kiss that!
the cat meowed: Not on your life!

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May as well try this:

The Courier

Riding through the dark misty forest,
Heading to the outpost of Wayrest.
He didn't survive
the travel alive;
the courier known as the fastest.

gnosiphile
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When senators keep passing bills
despite that they're soggy with swill,
then we've all got to say
that come election day
we'll all vote because we've had our fill!

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I keep reading these posts
because I'm not creative like most
but if I follow my heart
then I might even start
to create poems that I can boast.

that's my shot so far.

-Blade

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May went to run yesterday
She saw Bob and said, "No Way!"
Bob went, "NOOOOO!!!"
said, "ho ho"
and May sighed, "Why Today?"

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Two limericks coming your way

Joe was a natural guy
Until he bought a funky pie
He gave it away
and bought it another day
After, he gave a big sigh

The tea she bought was chai
But the tea man told a lie
She was mad
The tea man said, "Oh, Dad!"
The day the tea man told a lie.

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A limerick that i wrote during LA class:

The man had just ate all his fears
to him they tasted quite dear
he laid a red egg
bought the company Chegg
And got run over by a John Deere.

Lol, i decided to customize it with the links

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I keep sitting in this class
while waiting for time to pass
I will lose my mind
it's my mental bind
I feel my brain losing mass

man I'm bored.

-Blade

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These limmericks are good,
not in the least wood,
but one I say,
kept going away,
and eating all my food.

most pf these are off the top of my diseased brain...

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Creativity is not always there
that can sometimes give people a scare
but if you just keep your cool
you won't end up the fool
who was unable to rhyme &quotear"

light_chaser
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I like limmericks that are fine
but most of these are sublime
but there was a time
when no one rhymed
And is one that I don't wish to find.

there was once a man from kent
whose nose was awfully bent
one day I suppose
he followed his nose
and nobody knew where he went!


Pie was sent from heaven
probablly from a man named devin
pie was awesome
no time for a 'ossum
I dont know what in up with revvin'

THREE!!!

light_chaser
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bump. we need more people here.

light_chaser
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one day I said "bump"
that made everyone jump,
the bump was so fine
It kept 'till nine,
until the thread was fine.

^called bump...^

~âlight_chaserâ~

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