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Posted Mar 18, '12 at 11:21pm

gnosiphile

gnosiphile

51 posts

We need someplace here we can post
the limmericks we love the most.
So fill up this thread
with some stuff from your head
and we'll make up some lines we can toast!

 

Posted Mar 19, '12 at 10:59am

light_chaser

light_chaser

659 posts

there was once a lady from natchez,
whose clothes were in patches,
but once she saw,
a fly of fall,
she said "When Ah itches, I scratchez!"

lol...

 

Posted Mar 21, '12 at 3:49pm

gnosiphile

gnosiphile

51 posts

There once was a boxer named Flynn...
tried and tried but he just couldn't win!
So he ran for an office
because then he could scarf down his
lunch without failing a weigh-in!

 

Posted Mar 23, '12 at 4:17pm

light_chaser

light_chaser

659 posts

there was once a lady in strife,
who could not get a date to save her life,
along came a cat,
she said I'll kiss that!
the cat meowed: Not on your life!

 

Posted Mar 25, '12 at 2:11pm

HahiHa

HahiHa

5,031 posts

Knight

May as well try this:

The Courier

Riding through the dark misty forest,
Heading to the outpost of Wayrest.
He didn't survive
the travel alive;
the courier known as the fastest.

 

Posted Mar 26, '12 at 4:05pm

gnosiphile

gnosiphile

51 posts

When senators keep passing bills
despite that they're soggy with swill,
then we've all got to say
that come election day
we'll all vote because we've had our fill!

 

Posted Mar 26, '12 at 11:44pm

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

I keep reading these posts
because I'm not creative like most
but if I follow my heart
then I might even start
to create poems that I can boast.

that's my shot so far.

-Blade

 

Posted Mar 27, '12 at 12:09am

Schmiddy1234

Schmiddy1234

887 posts

May went to run yesterday
She saw Bob and said, "No Way!"
Bob went, "NOOOOO!!!"
said, "ho ho"
and May sighed, "Why Today?"

 

Posted Mar 27, '12 at 12:19am

Schmiddy1234

Schmiddy1234

887 posts

Two limericks coming your way :D

Joe was a natural guy
Until he bought a funky pie
He gave it away
and bought it another day
After, he gave a big sigh

The tea she bought was chai
But the tea man told a lie
She was mad
The tea man said, "Oh, Dad!"
The day the tea man told a lie.

 

Posted Mar 27, '12 at 1:04am

Schmiddy1234

Schmiddy1234

887 posts

A limerick that i wrote during LA class:

The man had just ate all his fears
to him they tasted quite dear
he laid a red egg
bought the company Chegg
And got run over by a John Deere.

Lol, i decided to customize it with the links :D

 
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