[DarthVader strolls into the rooms and confronts a StormTrooper]
DarthVader: Trooper! Has the Death Star been completed yet?
StormTrooper1: Yes, of course sir. And we added a little something extra.
DarthVader: Really? What?
StormTrooper1: Why, we added a giant hole that leads to the core of the Deathstar, that, when detonated, blows the entire thing up! :D
DarthVader: What?!? Why??!
StormTrooper1: Well, all of us agreed that the Deathstar would just be boring if it were invincible. My gosh, do you want us to be even more boring? We already wear white tights and run around carrying fake guns!
DarthVader: No!!!! The whole point was for it to be an invincible threat! Oh well, at least it is well secured. Right?
StormTrooper1: What...? No... We actually made a giant ungaurded trench leading right to it. Even better, it is even big enough to fit a starfighter!
DarthVader: Oh no. Oh noo. Quickly, Patch it, PATCH IT.
[StormTrooper1 is about to respond when another trooper bursts into the room]
StormTrooper2: My Lord, the Rebels are attacking us! Oh, by the way, apparently the rebels are aiming for the hole that kills us all. :D
Stormtrooper1 and 2: YAY OTHER TEAM!
DarthVader: /facepalm/ Get me my Tie Fighter.
StormTrooper1: Wouldn't you prefer a Star Destroyer?
[In the Trench with Luke]
ObiWan's Ghost: Use the Force Luke...
Luke: Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of phazers.
ObiWan's Ghost: I said USE THE FORCE, LUKE.
Luke: Oh. Okay.
Rebel: Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Luke: Hmm? Oh, an old man told me to turn it off.
Rebel: What..? Are you O.K., Luke?
Luke: Actually, i'm a little angry. All the enemies are copying my X-Wing.
Rebel: What?!?! Luke, those are your teammates!
Luke: Oh !@%^&. That is why they were calling me a donkey as they died.
[DarthVader's ship falls behind Luke's]
DarthVader: Aha! Now i have got you! Now... Hey Luke, hold still please... I have to lock on to you...
Luke: Oh, okay. Sure. /Shuts the engine off/
DarthVader: WHAT THE?!?!
[They are about to crash but DarthVader pulls up]
DarthVader: DON"T TURN THE ENGINE OFF.
Luke: Well, sorry.
[Millenium Falcon falls behind DarthVader and opens fire]
DarthVader: AGHHGHGHGHGABABAAFFDHDJKDGKCG!!!!!! /Engine is damaged and he floats off into space/
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