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MBFF - Most Bizarre Food Flavors - 2013 Edition!

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 1:22pm

Tactical_Fish

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I was at the store the other day, and saw 30 proof alcohol infused whipped cream. Get drunk off of pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving.

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 4:59pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

You would have a hard time eating baby-shaped chocolates.

I would not be able to eat those easily. I'd have to pop them in my mouth in one bite so I wouldn't have to bite a tiny arm or a head off.

But you could eat an entire box of Boo-Boo Licks in one sitting.

What a stupid name for that product. How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 7:00pm

tegan190

tegan190

614 posts

What a stupid name for that product. How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?

"Aids" isn't really the ideal name for a candy, not too mention the candy is a band aid.

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 8:17pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,530 posts

Knight

This thread is more adventurous then YouTube.

YouTube is adventurous?

Jelly Belly Extreme Sports Beans! Chock full of caffeine to give you that extra boost when you need it!

Finally, a bag of cherry Jelly Bellies that aren't cinnamon-flavored. Although they don't appear to be remarkably red. I'm surprised they aren't acai berry-flavored.

http://jellybellypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Beannatural.jpg

I did find these while searching through Sport Beans flavors, though:

http://c23576.r76.cf1.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crackheads.jpg

It perks you up and steals your money. Why don't they just call it "Starbucks"?

The chicken flavored gum:

So much of chicken's natural flavor lies within its consistency. If this gum actually tastes like chicken, I would be truly impressed.

I was at the store the other day, and saw 30 proof alcohol infused whipped cream.

That sounds delicious. If it's anything like Irish cream, no doubt it's incredible.

How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?

It makes it sound like it's AIDS in a can. "Candages" would be a less misleading and more appropriate name, I would think.

"Aids" isn't really the ideal name for a candy, not too mention the candy is a band aid.

Well, on the other hand, each gummy bandage does contain "blood", so it wouldn't be too farfetched to name them after a disease that can be transmitted through blood. People just wouldn't buy the product.

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 9:28pm

Skeleton_Pilot

Skeleton_Pilot

1,281 posts

I've been told by some artists that modern art is a piece of cake, but I never believed them until today...

http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/10/mondria.jpg

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 9:55pm

tegan190

tegan190

614 posts

Well, on the other hand, each gummy bandage does contain "blood", so it wouldn't be too farfetched to name them after a disease that can be transmitted through blood. People just wouldn't buy the product.

Yeah, I wasn't talking about how it was unrelated or far fetched was talking about them naming it something that's not a turn off so more people buy it.

 

Posted Nov 15, '12 at 7:20pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,530 posts

Knight

I've been told by some artists that modern art is a piece of cake, but I never believed them until today...

It's too revolutionary to eat. I'm mostly worried about that black tar frosting.

I'm much more comfortable with rainbow cake.

http://offthemeathook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/slice_o_cake2.jpg

So we're all pretty familiar with candy corn, right? Of course we are. Some of us may be asking ourselves why it's referred to as candy "corn" when it bears little resemblance to corn and there's no cob to begin with. Well, as it turns out...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c58.0.403.403/p403x403/487311_10152001349215656_983973423_n.jpg

http://somethingaweek.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/candy-corn-cob-40.jpg?w=600

http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandforums/blogs/badaily/candy-corn-body2.jpg

So for all you nay-sayers out there, yes, candy corn on the cob really does exist.

 

Posted Nov 15, '12 at 7:49pm

VonHeisenbourg

VonHeisenbourg

215 posts

Yummmmm, corn kit kats...

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kit.kat_.corn_.jpg

 

Posted Nov 15, '12 at 8:41pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,530 posts

Knight

Strange that Corn isn't one of the 48 bizarre Kit-Kat flavors posted on page 2.

 

Posted Nov 15, '12 at 8:48pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,530 posts

Knight

My apologies, this is the direct link to that post.

And just so I don't look like a complete doofus, here's some Kentucky Fried Cereal:

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kentucky+fried+cereal.jpg

(Not real, but a good laugh if that's the kind of thing you find funny)

 
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