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MBFF - Most Bizarre Food Flavors - 2013 Edition!

Posted Nov 1, '12 at 4:24pm

dair5

dair5

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Sometimes mayonnaise tastes good to me, sometimes it doesn't. When I was little my cousin would make toast with mayo, and it usually tasted pretty good. But now I'd rather not have it at all. I almost feel a little sick thinking about it.

 

Posted Nov 1, '12 at 9:35pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

And it turns out, the answer is yes, it does!

I'll bet it isn't half as good as deep-fried chocolate chip cookie dough.

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/hs0213_cookie_balls1_lg.jpg

I knew a kid once that ate mayonnaise sandwiches... He would literally glob it on...

I used to do that with ketchup.

http://rlv.zcache.com/ketchup_sandwich_shirts-ref799567714642e2882646e301fb324f_f0cei_210.jpg

Caption on the shirt for those of you who can't read it: "You know you grew up poor when your comfort food is a ketchup sandwich."

 

Posted Nov 1, '12 at 10:20pm

xeano321

xeano321

2,561 posts

Knight

Deep fried cake... Phhhffff, that's nothing.

Deep fried Trix, and deep fried Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l543/xeano321/ht_deep-fried_trix_nt_120619_wmain.jpg

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l543/xeano321/friedcinnamontoastcrunch-JPG_193935.jpg

Oh yeah, and you cannot go through life without trying a deep fried rice krispie treat:

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l543/xeano321/img_5726-crop.jpg

When I was little my cousin would make toast with mayo, and it usually tasted pretty good. But now I'd rather not have it at all.

Little did you realize that your cousin was trying to poison you.

I used to do that with ketchup.

That's kind of an odd combo. Whenever I eat bread with ketchup, it always gets soggy.

"You know you grew up poor when your comfort food is a ketchup sandwich."

*Sniff*... That's very touching.

 

Posted Nov 2, '12 at 11:55pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

Deep fried Trix

In this case, Trix aren't for Kids. If the rabbit tries to steal this artery-clogger, let him. With a defunct heart, that blasted rabbit will never bother children about their flavorless cereal again.

deep fried Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

The cardiac arrest you can see.

Oh yeah, and you cannot go through life without trying a deep fried rice krispie treat:

That sounds like the most delicious thing ever, but I'm severely turned off by that revolting gray color. More than anything, it just looks like deep-fried cat food.

As far as Rice Krispie treats go, however, I have to say I much prefer Cocoa Krispie treats.

http://www.preparedpantry.com/full-ccrispie.jpg

Whether or not they contain chocolate chips and caramel icing.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4240861419_66db512569_o.jpg

Or if they're shaped like footballs.

http://cookingontheside.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Cocoa_Krispies_Footballs-close-580.jpg

http://www.jeannebenedict.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/football-crispy-rice-treat.jpg

My favorite of the treats, however, would have to be the chocolate peanut butter Rice Krispie treats. It's been years since I've had one and I'm only now remembering how titillatingly delicious they are.

http://www.rachaelray.com/images/recipe/ChocolateDippedRiceCrispieTreats.jpg

Whenever I eat bread with ketchup, it always gets soggy.

I tend to like soggy bread, just as long as it's being soggy-fied by something tasty like stew or ketchup. I'll often use pieces of bread or toast to sop up the leftover juices on my plate so as not to let any flavors go to waste.

 

Posted Nov 3, '12 at 12:51am

Skeleton_Pilot

Skeleton_Pilot

1,290 posts

Ohh... Rice Krispies treats... the childhood nostalgia is killing me!

Okay S. Pilot. You've been reading this thread too long. You're starting to crack up. Time for a rest now.

Hah, you're right, I do need some rest! Cheap wine from a box should get the job done...

http://kk.org/wp-content/archiveimages/archives/box%20wine.web.jpg

@ Deep fried cereal
What a great way to start off your day: by ending it. =P

 

Posted Nov 3, '12 at 3:19pm

xeano321

xeano321

2,561 posts

Knight

Trix aren't for Kids. If the rabbit tries to steal this artery-clogger, let him. With a defunct heart, that blasted rabbit will never bother children about their flavorless cereal again.

LoL Awesome.

As far as Rice Krispie treats go, however, I have to say I much prefer Cocoa Krispie treats.

My sister made those one time. They were pretty good. (My other sister made them with Fruity Pebbles one time. They were good too.)

Or if they're shaped like footballs.

That second one is pretty cool.

 

Posted Nov 3, '12 at 5:55pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

You know what else you can deep fry? Kool-aid.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/uPCVl3djbf6e1cP7Xn3m4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MTE7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2012/06/19/Totally-fried-kool-aid-jpg_192005.jpg

And guacamole.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/B1/54CF276BA4C63D4BC435353A149C5B_h316_w628_m4_cjjnpWeRc.jpg

And eggs.

http://seattlefoodgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/DSC_0337.jpg

And tomatoes.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20100614-greentomatoes2.jpg

 

Posted Nov 3, '12 at 10:52pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

Cheap wine from a box should get the job done...

Reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode. All you need now is some turkey and you're off to dreamland.

You know what else you can deep fry? Kool-aid.

Indeed you can, you can also deep-fry coke.

http://www.drivinganddining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/deep-fried-coke.jpeg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Fried_Coke.jpg/250px-Fried_Coke.jpg

Pepsi as well (but it's probably not as good)

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/deep-fried-pepsi.jpg

And guacamole.
And eggs.
And tomatoes.

You find these three products, post them right next to each other, and it doesn't even occur to you to make a burger out of them?

Clearly you haven't spend enough time in this thread.

 

Posted Nov 3, '12 at 11:23pm

Skeleton_Pilot

Skeleton_Pilot

1,290 posts

(My other sister made them with Fruity Pebbles one time. They were good too.)

That's awesome! How fruity did they end up tasting?

@ Deep-fried Kool-aid and Coke (Pepsi)
I'll bet they taste pretty good, but there's no way any one of those former beverages could possibly be refreshing! Unless your heart needs a refresher from beating so much...

@ Deep-fried guac
Well, with a coating like that, maybe you don't even need the tortilla chips!

@ Eggs
Looks like the filling of a Hostess lemon pie...

http://www.hostesscakes.com/images/products/fruitpie-lemon.png

Oh, and while we're talking about lemons and deep-fried stuff...

http://userealbutter.com/recipe_photos/fried-lemon-slices8.jpg

It freshens your breath and shuts down your heart!

 

Posted Nov 4, '12 at 2:07pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

You find these three products, post them right next to each other, and it doesn't even occur to you to make a burger out of them?

I didn't have a deep fried patty or a deep fried bun to go with them.

How about that Cheesy Whopper?

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1298413697210.jpg

 
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