Just got back from Outback Steakhouse. I honestly did not think I could eat as many greasy appetizers as I did and still be hungry for wood fire-grilled seafood, but I guess I learn something new about my stomach every day.
Among the various appetizers that my group ordered (yes, I was with a group; believe me, I'm as shocked as you are) were deep-fried mushrooms and bacon cheese fries, but my personal favorite was Outback's signature dish, the Bloomin' Onion.

It's basically a deep-fried onion, but it's cut specially to give it that "blooming" appearance. I'm not sure if it was incredibly delicious or filled with MSG, but nobody else really wanted it, so I ended up eating almost the whole thing on my own. At 1,949 calories, I have to say I'm impressed with myself.
It looked delicious on TV but when I got there I was unpleasantly surprised with a half the size burger than I was expecting
Gravity doesn't seem to exist in the world of burger advertisements. In the ads, all the ingredients are equally prominent because they're separated from one another almost unnaturally. In reality, the top bun falls over the rest of the burger and squishes everything together.
So it isn't so much a larger burger in the ads as it is a taller burger.
Uhh... have you tried their turkey burger lately? It's like eating the inside of a pillow!
I always forget about that one. It is remarkably flavorless, even for a turkey burger. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you read Men's Health magazine.
the Big Mac has been getting teased for years because of its diminutive size in relation to most other popular fast food burgers.
Again, it's easy to make a burger look big if it's taller than it is wide. The Big Mac is an example of a burger that can potentially look massive in a photograph because it gives off the illusion of being tall.
However, you have to respect the Big Mac because, while other burgers have gotten larger over the years to appeal to, shall we say, larger people, the Big Mac has remained the same size since it was introduced in 1967. I'm sure it was a reasonably big burger for its time.
Last time I had a Big Mac was June 2011. I could go for one right now if I wasn't so full from that Bloomin' Onion.
This guy who was speaking said he went to Japan and in a Japanese restaurant the menu said that it was serving fish semen.
They serve fish eggs, why not serve the fertilizer to go with it?
Just as long as they're served separately. I'd feel like a birth control pill if I ate the two together.