As for odd "gross" candies, you can't go wrong with severed body part sushi...
The brain nestled in rice is a nice touch. I almost completely overlooked it it's so subtle.
Or ear wax...
I remember that one faintly from 2011. The image must have stopped working, else I would have posted it along with the others.
For some reason it also reminded me of Nose Job in a Can.

While we're on the subject of faulty images, here are the two products that unfortunately didn't show up as images in the links our faithful Pilot has been so kind to provide us with.


I have to wonder what "Groin Pull" and "Headbutt" would taste like.
My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it.
Memphis I take it? Well, not everyone enjoys the stuff as it turns out...

We have to step up our game ladies.
We have the Quadruple Bypass Burger. That couldn't be more American if you deep-fried it in John Goodman's sweat.
But yes, although Europe isn't quite beating us yet, the Middle East is right on our tail.
Pizza Burger from Burger King (Dubai)
Burger Pizza from Pizza Hut (Middle East)
Just wait 10 years. The US will be the least American country in the world.
Couple weeks ago me and my buddy ordered a hot dog at 7-11. As I was closing in to take a bite out of it, I noticed a patch of fuzzy mold.
Bay Area 7-11 stores aren't that bad. A lot of people rely on them for basic necessities here, so the demand for fresh hotdogs is probably much higher than it would be in other places.
So we don't get too many hotdogs that look like Dumbledore around here.

What does that say about me as a person?
You would have a hard time eating baby-shaped chocolates.

But you could eat an entire box of Boo-Boo Licks in one sitting.
