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MBFF - Most Bizarre Food Flavors - 2013 Edition!

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 3:51am

Ernie15

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I tried these "boogers" the other day and they were horrible.

When it comes to bizarre candies, this thread is full of them. I tried to link to what I thought were the best ones so far, but I'm sure I'm leaving a few out here and there.

Bacon Beans
Bacon Gumballs
Bacon Gumballs & Roast Beef Bubble Gum
BeanBoozled Flavor Guide
Bubble Gum Hairballs
Fugu Mints
Gummy Bacon & Bacon Mints
Hot Dog Bubble Gum
Lego Fun Snacks
Obama Bubble Gum
Page 59 - The Gum Capital of the Thread
Peas & Carrots
Spermies
Wonka Thrills

Kids at my school constantly eat these, they say they taste like mango, but I don't understand the chicken.

I tried one of those once, believe it or not. I believe red peppers are one of the ingredients, which makes absolutely no sense to me. They aren't chicken-flavored or mango-flavored, though--they're peach-flavored.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/foodhoe/2009/sept09/chixpop2.jpg

I was as confused as you are when I tried my first roasted chicken lollipop.

It does look pretty good, but I think it's your heart that will be blooming if you become addicted to calorie counts like that!

Gall bladder, appendix, heart....it's all just stuff you don't need.

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 12:35pm

kegaumongo

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I've found a few bizarre candies that (I think) haven't been posted yet. It seems they are real, but I still can't believe that somebody came up with these ideas. They had a very strange sense of humour.

Hose nose: a plastic nose that you put on your face. Squeeze it and stick out your tongue to catch the liquid candy.

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q550/kegaumongo/HoseNose.jpg

Chocka ca-ca!: chocolate pieces wrapped in diapers. Pretty gross, if you ask me.

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q550/kegaumongo/Chockaca-ca.jpg

Camel balls: definitely not the best name for a chewing gum, but let the picture speak for itself.

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q550/kegaumongo/Camelballs.jpeg

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 1:49pm

Skulltivator

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645 posts

The diaper one is the worst. The camel balls don't look too bad and I wouldn't have any problem with any of the others, but I could not eat anything out of anything that looked like a diaper.

Love the bloomin onion, by the way. I'd be there but there's no Outback anywhere near where I live.

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 4:20pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,549 posts

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Here are some more "gross" candies from the old thread.

http://www.niftycandy.com/formulape/almostfullpee.jpg

http://www.baronbob.com/candy-lincolnlolly.jpg

http://wildmanhangout.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/strange_candy.jpg

http://www.baronbob.com/hobobeans-main.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/Sh7npbfsVBI/AAAAAAAAEQo/pBRliNjgvR4/s400/Flesh_Fries.jpg

http://icedcoffees.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zit_poppers.jpg?w=337&h=359

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/10/CandyBlood-thumb-330x247-26295.jpg

Strangely enough, the roasted chicken lollipop was posted in last year's thread as well. I don't know what we would have done without Floyd.

I'd be there but there's no Outback anywhere near where I live.

Do you hear that faint sound? You might think it's your tongue wallowing in disappointment, but it's actually your arteries thanking God for another day of life.

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 8:48pm

Skeleton_Pilot

Skeleton_Pilot

1,290 posts

Lol, those are all equally as weird as the next! The urine sample is my favorite because it actually looks somewhat real unlike most of the others, though the baby poo and the blood tie for a close second! The orange-flavored Lincoln head pops are also absolutely bizarre, as are these watermelon-flavored Freud pops...

http://www.crazyasabagofhammers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Watermelon-Flavored-Sigmund-Freud-Head-Pops.jpg

...these cherry-flavored Marie Antoinette head pops...

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=23614409

....and these cola-flavored Lenin head pops...

http://www.candysnob.com/archives/pictures/lenin.jpg

As for odd "gross" candies, you can't go wrong with severed body part sushi...

http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_News/_Special_Reports/Business_Fear_11/Slideshows/HalloweenCandy/CNBC-gross-halloween-candy-sushi.jpg

Or ear wax...

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/gross_ear_wax_candy.jpg

Or "manly" Jelly Belly flavors!

http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_images/jelly_belly_manly_flavors.jpg

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 8:58pm

pickpocket

pickpocket

3,346 posts

That's an actual burger from Texaco. Doesn't look so appetizing, but what can you expect from gas station food?

My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it. But I do know some weird people. Like Santa Clause. Biggest. Pedo. Evar.
Moving on then.
I find it funny how in Europe, you have all these incredibly fat, disgusting, greasy foods. They take American fast food and... make it more American. We have to step up our game ladies.

 

Posted Nov 12, '12 at 9:08pm

tegan190

tegan190

614 posts

My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it. But I do know some weird people. Like Santa Clause. Biggest. Pedo. Evar.
Moving on then.
I find it funny how in Europe, you have all these incredibly fat, disgusting, greasy foods. They take American fast food and... make it more American. We have to step up our game ladies.

Wow, you are really lucky. Couple weeks ago me and my buddy ordered a hot dog at 7-11. As I was closing in to take a bite out of it, I noticed a patch of fuzzy mold. Needless to say I'm not going to be ordering food from a gas station for a very, very long time.

 

Posted Nov 13, '12 at 5:51pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

I don't know what it is that bothers me about it, but for some reason sucking on Lenin's head is something I can't see myself doing. I can, however, see myself scooping some of that jelly wax out of that ear and popping it in my mouth. What does that say about me as a person?

 

Posted Nov 13, '12 at 10:00pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,549 posts

Knight

As for odd "gross" candies, you can't go wrong with severed body part sushi...

The brain nestled in rice is a nice touch. I almost completely overlooked it it's so subtle.

Or ear wax...

I remember that one faintly from 2011. The image must have stopped working, else I would have posted it along with the others.

For some reason it also reminded me of Nose Job in a Can.

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1351/5117148212_698ffb56ab.jpg

While we're on the subject of faulty images, here are the two products that unfortunately didn't show up as images in the links our faithful Pilot has been so kind to provide us with.

http://www.popgadget.net/images/freud-head-lollipops.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Manly+flavors+.+Sadly+non-existing+jelly+beans+flavors..+From+failbook.org_655f82_4063707.jpg

I have to wonder what "Groin Pull" and "Headbutt" would taste like.

My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it.

Memphis I take it? Well, not everyone enjoys the stuff as it turns out...

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/14/pTKsTO9lkE2DbnUF0vGkWQ2.jpg

We have to step up our game ladies.

We have the Quadruple Bypass Burger. That couldn't be more American if you deep-fried it in John Goodman's sweat.

But yes, although Europe isn't quite beating us yet, the Middle East is right on our tail.

Pizza Burger from Burger King (Dubai)
Burger Pizza from Pizza Hut (Middle East)

Just wait 10 years. The US will be the least American country in the world.

Couple weeks ago me and my buddy ordered a hot dog at 7-11. As I was closing in to take a bite out of it, I noticed a patch of fuzzy mold.

Bay Area 7-11 stores aren't that bad. A lot of people rely on them for basic necessities here, so the demand for fresh hotdogs is probably much higher than it would be in other places.

So we don't get too many hotdogs that look like Dumbledore around here.

http://myfoodfailed.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mff-moldy_hot_dog1.jpg

What does that say about me as a person?

You would have a hard time eating baby-shaped chocolates.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/08/baby-chocolate-4.jpg

But you could eat an entire box of Boo-Boo Licks in one sitting.

http://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/OrientalTrading/25_5268c?$

 

Posted Nov 14, '12 at 11:42am

xeano321

xeano321

2,554 posts

Knight

A hose nose, to cookies that look like babies, to chocolates wrapped in diapers to Vladimir Lenin pops... This thread is more adventurous then YouTube.

Jelly Belly Extreme Sports Beans! Chock full of caffeine to give you that extra boost when you need it!

http://www.rei.com/zoom/jj/39fa71b0-d34e-4f7d-93ce-41bbd77516bf.jpg/440

****-a-doodle-chew. The chicken flavored gum:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1089957905_bb08eb8705.jpg

Sound delicious?

 
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