Eesh, this is a long one.. part of the reason it's taken me so long to get here probably.. Well, away we go:
Tommy James - DayCee, you sure have a knack for finding horrible quality videos, lol. Not much to say about this version since it's so huge already. Classic.
Billy Idol - I've always liked Idol, but I've always thought him weird in that he looked way harder than he sounded. The guitar solo sounded kind of amateurish actually. Dunno, obviously the most famous cover of this song, but really, I'm not all that impressed.
Amazulu - unfortunately, this video can't be viewed in the US apparently. :/
uh, the uh Chipmunks.. (you're a dork DayCee) - That is just horrible. Don't get me wrong, I like the Chipmunks and have a few covers by them (Beat It, Achy Breaky Heart and others), but this is just horrible.
and now for something a little less weird... Weird Al (must have been on some goofy pills when you piled this one up Day, lol) - I don't know that this one should really count because it's not the same song. I've always liked this one, but I'll take the original lyrics.
and now for something I expect to be status quo... Status Quo - very, uh, unexciting.
Now for the votes:
6) Chipmunks - awful awful song.
5) Status Quo - boring boring song.
4) Weird Al - weird weird song. perhaps I should begin elaborating more? lol. Not the same words, so I'm not counting it as the same song, but it was still better than the other two.
3) Amazulu - no video or way to judge, but I'm assuming it's the same song, in which case I put it here. There are no points for 3rd place anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Just kind of making a point about the other 3 songs really.
2) Billy Idol - I like the song. I'm unfazed by the guitar solo. So nothing really puts it over the top for me.
1) Tommy James - bad video, good song. If nothing exceeds the original then the original wins. Such is the case here.
My vote - Tommy James.