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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!

Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Tank?
Tank who?
My Pleasure!

Can you think of any other jokes!!!!

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A man walked into a bar with an alligator under his arm and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve lawyers here'.

'Yes', said the bartender.

'Good', said the man, 'In that case I'll have a whisky, and a lawyer for my alligator'.

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