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Posted Jun 13, '12 at 10:57am

Mosi91

Mosi91

70 posts

Hey Guys

Anyone out there who knows good math jokes?
I just finished watching Big Bang Theory and get bored now ^^

I'm thinking of stuff like this (quoted from Sheldon, watch him joking around here: Youtube: Sheldon joking...

Greetings from Switzerland

 

Posted Jun 13, '12 at 2:28pm

victor520

victor520

40 posts

Well lots of the math jokes are kind of lame though. Here's one:

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

 

Posted Jun 13, '12 at 2:29pm

victor520

victor520

40 posts

Also, the Big Bang Theory is a good TV show, it's really funny. By the way, hi from USA.

 

Posted Jun 13, '12 at 10:27pm

skater_kid_who_pwns

skater_kid_who_pwns

4,601 posts

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

 

Posted Jun 13, '12 at 10:44pm

slipsoccer

slipsoccer

1,117 posts

I'm pretty sure everyone heard this one.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because seven ate nine.

 

Posted Jun 14, '12 at 12:58am

ChanistheMan

ChanistheMan

11 posts

I'm pretty sure everyone heard this one.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because seven ate nine.


Actually its Why was 6 afraid of 7
cause 7 ate 9

Hi from some where in the USA
 

Posted Jun 14, '12 at 1:41am

lozerfac3

lozerfac3

454 posts

I'm pretty sure it's Why i 6 afraid of 7 or 8 afraid of 7. Then you say because 7,8,9

 

Posted Jun 14, '12 at 5:20am

lightcrux

lightcrux

641 posts

Person 1: What do you call 10?

Person 2: Two.

 

Posted Jun 14, '12 at 5:34am

thepunisher93

thepunisher93

1,863 posts

I got a riddle
(X+Y)x 0 = 0
and X = 5
find Y

 

Posted Jun 15, '12 at 1:48am

omarzocco

omarzocco

285 posts

what did the mathbook say to the other mathbook ?

we've got problems

that might be lame but thats all iv'e got

 
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