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Mosi91
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Hey Guys

Anyone out there who knows good math jokes?
I just finished watching Big Bang Theory and get bored now ^^

I'm thinking of stuff like this (quoted from Sheldon, watch him joking around here: Youtube: Sheldon joking...

Greetings from Switzerland

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victor520
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Well lots of the math jokes are kind of lame though. Here's one:

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

victor520
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Also, the Big Bang Theory is a good TV show, it's really funny. By the way, hi from USA.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

slipsoccer
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I'm pretty sure everyone heard this one.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because seven ate nine.

ChanistheMan
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I'm pretty sure everyone heard this one.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because seven ate nine.


Actually its Why was 6 afraid of 7
cause 7 ate 9

Hi from some where in the USA
lozerfac3
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I'm pretty sure it's Why i 6 afraid of 7 or 8 afraid of 7. Then you say because 7,8,9

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Person 1: What do you call 10?

Person 2: Two.

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I got a riddle
(X+Y)x 0 = 0
and X = 5
find Y

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what did the mathbook say to the other mathbook ?

we've got problems

that might be lame but thats all iv'e got

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Haha the one with 10 remembered me of another one:

There's only 10 different kinds of persons.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.


Popular one:

Proof that a cat exists with 3 tails.
1) At least one cat has got exactly one tail.
2) No cat has two tails.
3) A cat has got one more tail than no cat.
3)+2) => A cat has got one more tail than no cat, which has two tails = A cat has got three tails.


Btw: How can i see whether someone replied without having to go to community -> tavern , and then look for this thread?

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If you have a pizza with a radius of Z and a depth of A, its volume can be expressed as PIâ¢Zâ¢Zâ¢A

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Which knight built the round table?
Sir cumference!

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my favorite is the T-shirt with the triangle. It says find x, so an arrow is pointing to it that says,"here it is"

SSTG
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I like cherry 3.14, blueberry 3.14, chocolate 3.14, lemon 3.14, and
binary cake (2 cakes)! xD

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This is my personal favorite.

http://www.makeadifferencewith.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/six-150x150.jpg

On a different note, there are two types of people in this world: people who know binary and people who don't.

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