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Post your favorite blond joke.
I am blond so this thread is not stereotyping.
I'll start it off.

A blond walks int a hairdressers and sits down for a haircut. The hairdresser said,"You have to take those headphones off if you want your hair cut". "No No", the blond replied,"My doctor says that if I take them off that I will die". The hairdresser decided to just leave the situation and cut around the headphone. After a couple of months of the blond returning to the hairdresser, the hairdresser became more and more curious as to why the blond needs to wear the headphones. One day she just pulled them off of her. The blond calapsed on the floor. Before the hairdresser went to help the blond she takes a quick listen to the headphones. There was a mans voice saying "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out" over and over again

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