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Hello, and welcome fair gamers to a little experiment of mine. I have been playing some DnD lately, and I realized DMing is a lot like running a Forum Game. So, I decided I'd try doing a game DnD style. What will I do? Well, I'll reveal the first story after enough people join in. Also, I'm doing all the rolling so you don't need dice and I don't need to accuse cheating. Now, the ultimate forum game question: How do you join?

Well, to join, you give me this:

Name: Your name, Derpy.
Bio: Describe yourself! Have some fun with this!
Affinity: Your element your are associated with.
Race: See Races below
Class: See Classes below
Preferred Weapon: What weapon class you would like to use.

And I give you this:

Name:
HP:
MP:
Race:
Race Perk:
Class:
Class Perk:
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats:
Strength:
Endurance:
Charisma:
Intelligence:
Agility:
Luck:
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Inventory:
Weapon:
Armor:
Off hand:
Other:

For example:

You give:


Name: John Menon
Bio: A generic hero used to make an example. Has no characteristics unto himself. In fact, he may be a Doppelganer.
Affinity: Fire
Race: Chanian
Class: Avatar
Preferred Weapon: Blade

You get:

Name: John Menon
HP:28
MP:10
Afiinity: Fire
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave(Gains an extra attack when killing an opponent)
Class: Avatar
Class Perk: Divine Strength (+3 to damage)
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Stats
Strength: 8
Perception: 5
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 2
Agility: 5
Luck: 5
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Inventory:
Weapon: Shortsword (1d6)
Armor: Double Leather(12 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Other:
Lume's Everburning Candle

As for the classes...*cracks knuckles*

Mercenary
For-hire adventurers that make up the meat and potatoes of a team. They excel in direct combat, taking direct hits and dishing out damage with melee weapons. They dabble in gunplay, but will not use magical force. Magical equipment yes, magic itself no.
Weapon Proficiencies: Pistol, Auto, Polearm, Bladed, Blunt
Armor Proficiencies: Heavy, Medium, Light, simple

Pirate
A sailor of some sorts always seeking booty. Some seek causes, some seek money, others seek chaos, all bend the law to do so. After all, raiding isn't illegal if it's &quoteace keeping". Whatever they do, they do it with style, with swagger equaling effect for them.
Weapon Proficiencies: Blades, Polarms, Pistols, Cannons, Rifles
Armor Proficiencies: Coats, Simple

Musicians
The living body of a muse. Their memory for songs is limitless, and at a glance they can play a song like a non-musician with decades of memorization and practice. They are the only ones who can use the mysterious musical weapons. Musicians, rock out!
Weapon Proficiencies: Musical
Armor Proficiencies: Simple, Exotic

Syntical
Synticals are one with the shadows. They can-and often do-steal from others to make ends meet. They are masters of gunplay, but not so much with anything else.
Weapon Proficiencies: All Ranged Classes
Armor Proficiencies: Light, Coat, Simple

Avatars
Avatars are exemplars of their chosen deity and believe those who follow others are in the wrong. Their powers remain so long as they remain aligned with their god of choice.
Weapon Proficiencies: Polearms, Blunt, Bladed, Rifle, Sniper
Armor Proficiencies: Heavy, Medium

Wizard
Masters of magic who enter combat doing whatever they want with it. They can strike many foes with a single use of magic, weakening entire hordes for their allies to slaughter.
Proficient Weapons: Staffs, Wands, All Magic
Proficient Armors; Simple

Vansibanes
Hermits who live alone, only associating with those who they trust implicitly. Their magical knowledge is rivaled by none. Magic oozes from every pore of their body...and in some cases, so does stench.
Proficient Weapons: Staffs, Bladed, Pistols
Proficient Armors: Simple

Cleric
These are the guys you always need, the guys who can heal. They combine medical knowledge with healing magic to cure their allies any way they can. After seeing so many cadavers, they have become largely atheist, even in the face of Avatars.
Proficient weapons: Blunt, Staffs, Pistol, Sniper
Proficient Armor: Light, Simple

Races:

Cheezburgians: The cat people! They have heightened senses and are very agile, but are not as strong or durable as other races.(+3 PER/AGI, -3 STR/END)

Youtubians: The race of cyborgs! They are more intelligent than average, but their robotic enhancements slow them down. (+2 INT, -2 AGI)

Chanians: The huge gorilla people! Their massive size gives them more strength and endurance, but they are dumber and less charismatic than average. (+3 STR/END, -3 INT/CHA)

Trollix: Galactic politicians that happen to be dragon men! They are luckier than average and more charismatic, but their scales make them less agile and they cannot see well. (+2 CHA/LCK, -2 AGI/PER)

Behemel: The largely hated space nazis! Their aggressive tendencies make other races hate them and they are largely unlucky , but they are more agile, strong and durable than others. (+2 STR/END/AGI, -3 CHA/LCK)

Collective: The once rulers of the whole **** universe! They have good eyes and can sweet-talk well, but they aren't as strong or lucky as most. (+2 PER/CHA, -2 LCK/STR)

Balcheans: The warmongering frogs! They are stronger and more agile than anyone by average, but are easy to squish and can't see well. (+4 STR/AGI, -4 END/PER)

Tropers: The gem-laden race of infinite wisdom and beauty! They are smarter and more charismatic than others, but their gem skin makes them less agile and their gem eyes make it harder to see. (+3 INT/CHA, -3 PER/AGI)

PHEW. So, now we wait for about...six people to make characters!