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Kylelolcat
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Hello, and welcome fair gamers to a little experiment of mine. I have been playing some DnD lately, and I realized DMing is a lot like running a Forum Game. So, I decided I'd try doing a game DnD style. What will I do? Well, I'll reveal the first story after enough people join in. Also, I'm doing all the rolling so you don't need dice and I don't need to accuse cheating. Now, the ultimate forum game question: How do you join?

Well, to join, you give me this:

Name: Your name, Derpy.
Bio: Describe yourself! Have some fun with this!
Affinity: Your element your are associated with.
Race: See Races below
Class: See Classes below
Preferred Weapon: What weapon class you would like to use.

And I give you this:

Name:
HP:
MP:
Race:
Race Perk:
Class:
Class Perk:
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats:
Strength:
Endurance:
Charisma:
Intelligence:
Agility:
Luck:
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon:
Armor:
Off hand:
Other:

For example:

You give:


Name: John Menon
Bio: A generic hero used to make an example. Has no characteristics unto himself. In fact, he may be a Doppelganer.
Affinity: Fire
Race: Chanian
Class: Avatar
Preferred Weapon: Blade

You get:

Name: John Menon
HP:28
MP:10
Afiinity: Fire
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave(Gains an extra attack when killing an opponent)
Class: Avatar
Class Perk: Divine Strength (+3 to damage)
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Stats
Strength: 8
Perception: 5
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 2
Agility: 5
Luck: 5
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Inventory:
Weapon: Shortsword (1d6)
Armor: Double Leather(12 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Other:
Lume's Everburning Candle

As for the classes...*cracks knuckles*

Mercenary
For-hire adventurers that make up the meat and potatoes of a team. They excel in direct combat, taking direct hits and dishing out damage with melee weapons. They dabble in gunplay, but will not use magical force. Magical equipment yes, magic itself no.
Weapon Proficiencies: Pistol, Auto, Polearm, Bladed, Blunt
Armor Proficiencies: Heavy, Medium, Light, simple

Pirate
A sailor of some sorts always seeking booty. Some seek causes, some seek money, others seek chaos, all bend the law to do so. After all, raiding isn't illegal if it's &quoteace keeping". Whatever they do, they do it with style, with swagger equaling effect for them.
Weapon Proficiencies: Blades, Polarms, Pistols, Cannons, Rifles
Armor Proficiencies: Coats, Simple

Musicians
The living body of a muse. Their memory for songs is limitless, and at a glance they can play a song like a non-musician with decades of memorization and practice. They are the only ones who can use the mysterious musical weapons. Musicians, rock out!
Weapon Proficiencies: Musical
Armor Proficiencies: Simple, Exotic

Syntical
Synticals are one with the shadows. They can-and often do-steal from others to make ends meet. They are masters of gunplay, but not so much with anything else.
Weapon Proficiencies: All Ranged Classes
Armor Proficiencies: Light, Coat, Simple

Avatars
Avatars are exemplars of their chosen deity and believe those who follow others are in the wrong. Their powers remain so long as they remain aligned with their god of choice.
Weapon Proficiencies: Polearms, Blunt, Bladed, Rifle, Sniper
Armor Proficiencies: Heavy, Medium

Wizard
Masters of magic who enter combat doing whatever they want with it. They can strike many foes with a single use of magic, weakening entire hordes for their allies to slaughter.
Proficient Weapons: Staffs, Wands, All Magic
Proficient Armors; Simple

Vansibanes
Hermits who live alone, only associating with those who they trust implicitly. Their magical knowledge is rivaled by none. Magic oozes from every pore of their body...and in some cases, so does stench.
Proficient Weapons: Staffs, Bladed, Pistols
Proficient Armors: Simple

Cleric
These are the guys you always need, the guys who can heal. They combine medical knowledge with healing magic to cure their allies any way they can. After seeing so many cadavers, they have become largely atheist, even in the face of Avatars.
Proficient weapons: Blunt, Staffs, Pistol, Sniper
Proficient Armor: Light, Simple

Races:

Cheezburgians: The cat people! They have heightened senses and are very agile, but are not as strong or durable as other races.(+3 PER/AGI, -3 STR/END)

Youtubians: The race of cyborgs! They are more intelligent than average, but their robotic enhancements slow them down. (+2 INT, -2 AGI)

Chanians: The huge gorilla people! Their massive size gives them more strength and endurance, but they are dumber and less charismatic than average. (+3 STR/END, -3 INT/CHA)

Trollix: Galactic politicians that happen to be dragon men! They are luckier than average and more charismatic, but their scales make them less agile and they cannot see well. (+2 CHA/LCK, -2 AGI/PER)

Behemel: The largely hated space nazis! Their aggressive tendencies make other races hate them and they are largely unlucky , but they are more agile, strong and durable than others. (+2 STR/END/AGI, -3 CHA/LCK)

Collective: The once rulers of the whole **** universe! They have good eyes and can sweet-talk well, but they aren't as strong or lucky as most. (+2 PER/CHA, -2 LCK/STR)

Balcheans: The warmongering frogs! They are stronger and more agile than anyone by average, but are easy to squish and can't see well. (+4 STR/AGI, -4 END/PER)

Tropers: The gem-laden race of infinite wisdom and beauty! They are smarter and more charismatic than others, but their gem skin makes them less agile and their gem eyes make it harder to see. (+3 INT/CHA, -3 PER/AGI)

PHEW. So, now we wait for about...six people to make characters!

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Bluydee
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Bluydee
3,426 posts
Nomad

Teh ARCHER.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
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Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
10 Credits

12...The archer realizes what you are doing and rolls away from the burst of wind.

Name: Cronos
HP: 33
MP: 18
Affinity: Thunder
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave: Melee kills grant additional strikes
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 19
Perception: 14
Endurance: 23
Charisma: 13
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 19
Luck: 10
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Inventory:
Weapon: Iron Warhammer(1d10)
Armor: Double Leather (14 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Iron Warhammer-
Other:
Atlas Hammer Printed Credit Card

19. You smash the archer while he's rolling away from the wind eruption and deal a whopping 10 damage, crushing the archer's entire skeleton with the fury of Atlas!

Name: Largo Veck
HP: 21
MP: 0
Affinity: Water
Race: Cheezburgian
Race Perk: Cat sense: +5 to sense-based rolls
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Brutality: +3 damage +1 damage per level
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 18
Perception: 13
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 14
Luck: 16
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Inventory:
Weapon: War Axe (1d8)
Armor: Leather Armor (10 AC, -1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: Pistol (1d6)
Other:
200 Credits
Book of Poems

You take an attack of oppurtunity and deal 7 damage, removing the goblin's head.

Welp, combat's done. Looting time!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
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Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
10 Credits

"hey, someone wanna heal up meddy-boy?"

Bluydee
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Name: Cronos
HP: 33
MP: 18
Affinity: Thunder
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave: Melee kills grant additional strikes
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 19
Perception: 14
Endurance: 23
Charisma: 13
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 19
Luck: 10
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Inventory:
Weapon: Iron Warhammer(1d10)
Armor: Double Leather (14 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Iron Warhammer-
Other:
Atlas Hammer Printed Credit Card

I take their stuff of value and collect their skulls.

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
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Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
10 Credits

Name: Trollra
HP: 8 (Dying!)
MP: 39
Affinity: Ice
Race: Trollix
Race Perk: Dragon Breath: Can channel affinity into a LCK based attack.
Class: Cleric
Class Perk: Smack Healing: Can hit an ally and convert damage to healing.
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 16
Perception: 14
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 21
Intelligence: 24
Agility: 8
Luck: 15
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Inventory:
Weapon: Pistol(1d6)
Armor: Clerical Coat
Off hand: none
Other:
100 Credits
Mysterious list-locked-

Let's see...21, Parthunaax decides that this healer's life was too short lived and heals him to full health. However, he takes Trollra's dragonbreath away until he/she (forgot to make gender for sheet...) rests or prays to him.

Name: Cronos
HP: 33
MP: 18
Affinity: Thunder
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave: Melee kills grant additional strikes
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 19
Perception: 14
Endurance: 23
Charisma: 13
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 19
Luck: 10
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Inventory:
Weapon: Iron Warhammer(1d10)
Armor: Double Leather (14 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Iron Warhammer-
Other:
Atlas Hammer Printed Credit Card

You can only search one body at a time, to give others a chance to loot. Which one do you loot first?

Bluydee
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Bluydee
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Name: Cronos
HP: 33
MP: 18
Affinity: Thunder
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave: Melee kills grant additional strikes
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 19
Perception: 14
Endurance: 23
Charisma: 13
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 19
Luck: 10
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Iron Warhammer(1d10)
Armor: Double Leather (14 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Iron Warhammer-
Other:
Atlas Hammer Printed Credit Card

I loot Mr. Mace and then crush his body into a pulpy mess for no reason.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
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Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
10 Credits

I'm checking out the archer.

Mort_Kawasaki
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Nomad

Name: Mort
HP: 9
MP: 11
Affinity: Wind
Race: Cheezburgian
Race Perk: Master Barter: Gets 50% better prices at any shop.
SYNTICAL SPECIFIC: All merchants double as fences.
Class: Syntical
Class Perk: Shirt Stealer: Can steal equipped equipment from people!
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 17
Perception: 18
Endurance: 11
Charisma: 14
Intelligence: 13
Agility: 28
Luck: 11
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Inventory:
Weapon: Scoped Compound Shortbow(1d6+2)
Armor: Leather Coat (10 AC, +1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Scoped Compound Shortbow-
Other:
100 Credits
Lockpicks
Mysterious Locket-locked-

I ask Demyx: "Do you mind if I get the archery stuff from him, since you can't really do that much with it?"

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Guild Slew
HP: 19
MP: 17
Affinity: Fire
Race: Behemel
Race Perk: Priest: Can use Cleric skills at half effect.
Class: Pirate
Class Perk: Bountiful Booty: Pirates always find at least 25 credits when searching, always.
Nature: True Neutral
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Stats
Strength: 16
Perception: 15
Endurance: 20
Charisma: 8
Intelligence: 14
Agility: 23
Luck: 12
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Inventory:
Weapon: Bolt-action Rifle (1d8)
Armor: Leather Coat (10 AC, +1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Bolt Action Rifle-
Other:
225 Credits
Papa Slew's Cross Necklace

I loot the shotgun goblin.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
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Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
10 Credits

"go ahead and take the bow."

DarthNerd
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Actully, i realize now that in my current state im not active enough to really play this. You guys are alot faster at posting, and i would just fall behind. So...Bye then.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name: Cronos
HP: 33
MP: 18
Affinity: Thunder
Race: Chanian
Race Perk: Cleave: Melee kills grant additional strikes
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 19
Perception: 14
Endurance: 23
Charisma: 13
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 19
Luck: 10
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Iron Warhammer(1d10)
Armor: Double Leather (14 AC, -3 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Iron Warhammer-
Other:
Atlas Hammer Printed Credit Card(100 credits)
Iron Mace(1d6)x2

Nat 20! You find a whopping 100 credits from this creature's card, as well as both maces, 50 FMJ Bullets, 30 Magnum Shotshells and 20 Steelhead arrows. Clearly this guy was the pack mule of the group.

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
60 Credits

21! You find a shortbow on him and 49 Steelhead Arrows. There's also a bounty notice and 50 credits.

Name: Mort
HP: 9
MP: 11
Affinity: Wind
Race: Cheezburgian
Race Perk: Master Barter: Gets 50% better prices at any shop.
SYNTICAL SPECIFIC: All merchants double as fences.
Class: Syntical
Class Perk: Shirt Stealer: Can steal equipped equipment from people!
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 17
Perception: 18
Endurance: 11
Charisma: 14
Intelligence: 13
Agility: 28
Luck: 11
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Scoped Compound Shortbow(1d6+2)(20 Ironhead Arrows)
Armor: Leather Coat (10 AC, +1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Scoped Compound Shortbow-
Other:
100 Credits
Lockpicks
Mysterious Locket-locked-

Well, it's not like he found a longbow, I don't think the bow would be much use. Those steelhead arrows, definitely.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Whoops. Well, if Darth doesn't want to play, I'll play his cleric as just a background healer.

Name: Guild Slew
HP: 19
MP: 17
Affinity: Fire
Race: Behemel
Race Perk: Priest: Can use Cleric skills at half effect.
Class: Pirate
Class Perk: Bountiful Booty: Pirates always find at least 25 credits when searching, always.
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 16
Perception: 15
Endurance: 20
Charisma: 8
Intelligence: 14
Agility: 23
Luck: 12
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Bolt-action Rifle (1d8)(20 Bullets)
Armor: Leather Coat (10 AC, +1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: -Bolt Action Rifle-
Other:
265 Credits
Papa Slew's Cross Necklace
Shotgun(4d2)(20 Magnum Shotshells)

20. You find 40 credits, 20 Magnum Shotshells and his shotgun. You could probably wield this rifle one-handed, it's so small.

kingjac11
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Nomad

Name: Weaver
HP: 12
MP: 0
Affinity: Ice
Race: Cheezburgian
Race Perk: 6th Sense: Automeatically detects living presences
Class: Mercenary
Class Perk: Might over Magic: 10% magic resistance +2% per level
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 16
Perception: 15
Endurance: 11
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 14
Agility: 18
Luck: 12
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Pistol (1d6)
Armor: Leather Armor (10 AC, -1 Acrobatics)
Off hand: Ghetto Pistol (1d6)
Other:
200 Credits

What now?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name: Demyx Nove
HP: 15
MP: 24
Affinity: Wind
Race: Half-Trollix/Half Youtubain
Race Perk: Troll Logic: 1 reroll per level every day
Class: Musician
Class Perk: Mind of Muse: Immune to spells affecting INT/CHA.
Nature: True Neutral
------------------------------------------------------------
Stats
Strength: 14
Perception: 16
Endurance: 16
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 18
Agility: 14
Luck: 9
------------------------------------------------------------------
Inventory:
Weapon: Acoustic Guitar (1d6)
Armor: Fashionable clothes
Off hand: -Acoustic Guitar-
Other:
60 Credits

"Pick a path. not like I have anything to add on the matter."

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