NEWS! SALES! CONTESTS! We got so much goin’ on, I’ve got to wear waders trying to move around here! When it all seems to hit at once, that means it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned round up post. And awaaaaaaaaaay we go.

Armor Games on Humble Sales

As summer winds to a close, we must ask ourselves… don’t you just hate having all that pesky extra money? Isn’t it so annoying when you don’t spend every last cent to your name? Well fret no more, compadre, because the Humble End of Summer Sale is here. In addition to thousands of other quality games made by talented indie creators, you can pick up GemCraft – Chasing Shadows, Pinstripe, and Sentry Knight Tactics on sale as well. So flip over those couch cushions and bust open those piggy banks, because the sale ends September 21st at 10AM PST.

Pinstripe on GOG.com Sale

BUT WAIT. Maybe you like to buy your games from a place with an amusing acronym instead? If that’s the case, then get ready to jump for joy, or at the very least have another option, because Pinstripe is on sale at GOG.com. It’s an atmospheric adventure game about one father’s search through Hell for his missing daughter by creator Thomas Brush, who created everything from the writing and programming to the art and music by himself over the course of five years. If you love surreal and dark yet hopeful games, give Pinstripe a try. You can play the Pinstripe demo right here in your browser!

The Adventure Pals on Steam

A combination of action-packed platforming and RPG elements, The Adventure Pals, by Massive Monster, will take players to the sunken city of Crablantis, a ruined wasteland where toast and dinosaurs vie for supremacy, and far beyond. It’s inspired by classic games and cartoons, and is packed with beautiful but bizarre locations, weird but lovable characters, and good vibes. The game is coming to desktop and console in early 2018, and you can wishlist The Adventure Pals on Steam now to be notified when it’s released.

Don’t Escape: 4 Days in a Wasteland on Steam

In scriptwelder’s upcoming retro point-and-click adventure, Don’t Escape: 4 Days in a Wasteland, following a massive environmental calamity that leaves the world in ruins, you’ve been struggling to survive. In each chapter, you’ll have to deal with one of several different potential threats or disasters, figuring out how to survive and fortify, as you explore the world and learn the truth behind its destruction. You can wishlist Don’t Escape: 4 Days in a Wasteland on Steam now to be notified when it releases in 2018! Giant spiders, toxic fumes, conspiracies, impossible weather, and more await you.

New Profile Pages

If you already have an ArmorGames.com account, chances are you may have already noticed our new profile pages begin to roll out! The design includes banners for you to personalize your page, all-new rank icons, and a tidier interface for you to see friends, favorites, and more at a glance. To view it, click on your account name at the top of the website. If you don’t already have an ArmorGames.com account, you can sign up for one free. It allows you to earn special quest achievements, rate and favorite games, friend other players, and much more.

Armor Games Pirate Armatar Contest

Well shiver me pixels and, um, grog me… mizzemast? Look, I’m not a very good pirate. I don’t like the ocean, whales make me nervous, and I already have bad enough eyesight without adding a patch and worse depth perception to the mix. But you? You’ve got the potential to go far, kid, which is why you should enter our Pirate Armatar Contest! In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, players can craft their own pirate-related Armatar to enter and post it in the forum thread. Visit the official thread for full rules and submission guidelines.

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