With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cut scenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
-Left and Right to move.
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta there