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I'm in The Netherlands on holiday. Don't burn the site down while I'm gone. (Wait until I get back.)

This is my "about". Here you will find many things. Some may be interesting. Some are about me.


Feel free to ask me about life in England.

I'm in the Sixth Form.

Exams are over, hooray!

I'm now on YouTube: Cracked Rearview

If I have not been online for two weeks without notice, I am probably dead.


Yay, 500 posts achieved 17/05/2014!
Yay, 1000 posts achieved 23/08/2014!
Yay, 2000 posts achieved 01/02/2015!

Favourite video games (For each console I own):
Xbox 360: Mass Effect Series
Wii: Super Mario Galaxy
DS: Dragon Quest IX
3DS: Fire Emblem: Awakening (Which is the best game ever.)
PC: Katawa Shoujo
Online Flash game: Starwish

Favourite sport to watch: Snowboard Slopestyle

Favourite sport to do: Fencing

My favourite book is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. It's a very British satire.

I love history, physics, chemistry, politics, political geography, philosophy, and maths.

Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.

I am liberal left wing.


I'm very definitely atheist, but I do love medieval ecclesiastical architecture.

I have a unicode snowman:☃

I believe in determinism: everything is caused by something else, and thus everything is inevitable. Thus, any God that may exist is unfit to be obeyed.

09philj does have a meaning. But it's a secret. It's pronounced Oh-Nine-Fil-Jay. My name is not Phil.

I don't wear hats.

My favourite band ever is Mclusky, because they produced the truly amazing album Mclusky do Dallas. It's the best album of all time.

My favourite Band that still exists is Future of The Left. It's sort of a Post - Hardcore/Noise Rock sound. With Synth. Just listen to the album Travels with Myself and Another.

My favourite film is Spirited Away. It's a Japanese animation about a girl working at a bathhouse for spirits after her parents are turned into pigs. If you have yet to see it, go and watch it RIGHT NOW.

My favourite TV series is Green Wing, a thoroughly surreal comedy about staff at a hospital. This happens:

My favourite visual artist is Boneface.

"You'll need to have this fish in your ear..."

"My soul's my own and I'm keeping it!"


I would like to put it on record that I believe the next EA subsidiary to be shut down will be Visceral.


Congratulations! You have reached the end of my "About"! Now go back to the beginning and keep reading until the heat death of the universe.

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