3v3rnoob

3v3rnoob

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

conclusion: Chuck Norris pwn us all.

Now that the new gemcraft game has been released, I'm considering making a guide that will walk players through every level of the game, however, since this will take both a lot of time and a lot of energy, I want to know what you, my fellow players think before i begin the long and gureling process

-Evernoob

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  1. nichodemus says:

    Posted at 6:25am on 5/19/2009

    Yes. And using Gadwin, a neat little screenshot programme that can adjust your photo size would help.

  2. nichodemus says:

    Posted at 6:07am on 5/16/2009

    And when will that possibly be?

  3. nichodemus says:

    Posted at 4:37am on 5/11/2009

    Haha thanks. Are you still active?

  4. absol_ftw says:

    Posted at 12:33pm on 5/8/2009

    can i copy and paste

  5. absol_ftw says:

    Posted at 12:32pm on 5/8/2009

    chuck ftw

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