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Dafiddabeast

  • Member since: 1/13/2012
  • Gender: Male
  • AIM: red dot in the sight
  • MSN: massively stupid neutron
  • Yahoo: dpryor9@yahoo.com NO SPAMMING ME!!!
  • XBOX Live: (bleep) no
  • Wii: never have never will
  • PSN: heck yeah baby
  • SteamID: sweaty dude
 
 

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i like cream soda, I live in a underground military base did i mention it was underground? I am basically a lab-rat.

hello you noobs XD try this out...http://www.***********/my/home.aspx
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IMPORTANT!!!

Qwerty1011's petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide

There is a dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide that is widely used in industry. I am part of a petition to ban it.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

Is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.

Contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.

Is fatal if inhaled.

Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

As an industrial solvent and coolant.

In nuclear power plants.

In the production of Styrofoam.

As a fire retardant.

In many forms of cruel animal research.
In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Please comment if you support this cause and add this to your profile to spread the word about this spreading danger.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "****… THAT WAS FUN"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
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SERIOUSLY!

Put this on your page if you like it
Ways You Know It's 2012
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did_______________________________

Paste if you Like This Guy & help a fellow Smiley get some Fame.
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-If you can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porlfie-

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6 Secret Truths in Life:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)

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10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile!
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92% of the teen population would be
dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it
wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you
would be in the 8% who laughs your
head off, put this in your signature.:)
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90% of teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 10% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump fa*gots, jump!" post this in your profile!
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Post this on your profile if u love armor games.
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     Read this out loud:

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This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
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This is for cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start.
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Chuck norris Jokes by: Gunthex, and Ghostofelements

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

-Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero

-Chuck norris can win THE GAME while thinking about it.

-Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice.

-Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall.

-Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!"

-The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar.

-Chuck Norris can speak braille.

-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

-The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan.

-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

-Chuck Norris can make the sea cry

-the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris

-Levels of difficultys:

Justin Bieber
Very Easy
Easy
Medium
Hard
INSANE
ASIAN
CHUCK NORRIS!

-Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants.

-Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days.

-Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet!

-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

-Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato.

-Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

-Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction.

-Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

-Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost.

-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

-Chuck Norris can drown a fish

-Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

-God can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Wood Serf: 10 AP *
Iron Serf: 25 AP *
Gold Serf: 100 AP *
Wood Squire: 225 AP *
Iron Squire: 400 AP *
Gold Squire: 625 AP*
Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Iron Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP
Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP
Iron Lord/Lady: 3500 AP
Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP
Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP
Iron Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP
Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP
Iron Prince/Princess: 8500 AP
Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP
Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP
Iron King/Queen: 14500 AP
Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP
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            This just made me laugh

The "Friday" song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are also reflected (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl-got to have my cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public
schools to provide bus transportation for their students, (Got to catch my bus).
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Awesome Quotes (still adding to list)
I found all of these quotes in Armorgames.com from random people
(From santi_)

Wait!  Are your parents gay?  That would explain it!  Well, it would actually explain a lot about you.

I will fly through a very narrow and smelly corridor. At the end I will meet Gandalf the White and Yoda the Green Midget. There I will learn the ways of the force and I will be reborn on earth as a turtle.

Well, I would want to die of natural causes, but my funeral, ten thousand and one people shall die with me. My corpse shall be burned, half of the ashes shall go into the Ganges River, the other half shall be put into sea . . . 20,000 leagues under the sea, with a copy of War and Peace, to keep me occupied for a while.

I think being climbing into Old Faithful and being blown sky high, while being roasted alive would be the most epic way to die.

"when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make everyone wonder how the **** you did it"

"The next time I find your nose in my business I will cut it off."

"Hey what's that on your face?" *Punches face.* " It was PAIN!"

"I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering in her mouth."

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