Frodo
is a 15 year old Male in the state of denial...AM NOT!!! and is ranked #3,554 out of 164,075 users
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uh..well i was raised in the shire by my cousin bilbo, and then he like gave this magical onion ring. and then some guy named randalph, or whatever the hell his name is, said "frodo you lousy incompedent shmuck!!! get that onion ring to mount katsup!!! now you son of a boromir!!! so i went to mount ketchu-erhm...katsup, and it just looked so tasty...so i ate the ring. then an anvil fell from the sky, congured by randalph the magic frat boy and...KERONG!!!!
i was
out!!!
then, gollum started to lick my face till i woke up. well, not so much licking, but more ripping, and mauling...so, any ways, he started to eat me all like,"you ate my delicous! my delicous..." so then i hit him in the face and ran away.
then...the unthinkable happened!!!
i fell down a hole full of...
dastardly horrifying terrible unthinkable blasphamous venomous toxic man-eating republican lawyers!!!
i wipped out my sword, and then off with thier heads! then, out of the darkness, a tall strange man rose. lord sourpuss!!! "where is my ONION RING!!?!?!" i said, "um, LOOK! it's a...thing! over there! "a thing? where? and with that i lopped off his head...
i started to run, and then i realized i had been dreaming..."ah shrooms!!! that was scary as a talking banana!!!"
then, a talking banana appeared...
i fainted. i woke up, and a monkey was standing over me, smacking
his lips. he said to me, "hello, ol' chap ol' bean, top of the mornin! banana?"
again i fainted. i woke up and and started to walk. i heard a twig snap. i turned around to see...gollum!!! i took out my sword. the monkey and banana came out of the darkness. "get him !"
tune in next time...
i'll be here all week!
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
binary solo: 000001111000001110000000000000000000001111100001111101010101010101010101010101010101010101000001111010101010100000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000011111111111111111111111111111111111111
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely *****es and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
uh..well i was raised in the shire by my cousin bilbo, and then he like gave this magical onion ring. and then some guy named randalph, or whatever the hell his name is, said "frodo you lousy incompedent shmuck!!! get that onion ring to mount katsup!!! now you son of a boromir!!! so i went to mount ketchu-erhm...katsup, and it just looked so tasty...so i ate the ring. then an anvil fell from the sky, congured by randalph the magic frat boy and...KERONG!!!!
i was
out!!!
then, gollum started to lick my face till i woke up. well, not so much licking, but more ripping, and mauling...so, any ways, he started to eat me all like,"you ate my delicous! my delicous..." so then i hit him in the face and ran away.
then...the unthinkable happened!!!
i fell down a hole full of...
dastardly horrifying terrible unthinkable blasphamous venomous toxic man-eating republican lawyers!!!
i wipped out my sword, and then off with thier heads! then, out of the darkness, a tall strange man rose. lord sourpuss!!! "where is my ONION RING!!?!?!" i said, "um, LOOK! it's a...thing! over there! "a thing? where? and with that i lopped off his head...
i started to run, and then i realized i had been dreaming..."ah shrooms!!! that was scary as a talking banana!!!"
then, a talking banana appeared...
i fainted. i woke up, and a monkey was standing over me, smacking
his lips. he said to me, "hello, ol' chap ol' bean, top of the mornin! banana?"
again i fainted. i woke up and and started to walk. i heard a twig snap. i turned around to see...gollum!!! i took out my sword. the monkey and banana came out of the darkness. "get him !"
tune in next time...
i'll be here all week!
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
binary solo: 000001111000001110000000000000000000001111100001111101010101010101010101010101010101010101000001111010101010100000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000011111111111111111111111111111111111111
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely *****es and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'uh..well i was raised in the shire by my cousin bilbo, and then he like gave this magical onion ring. and then some guy named randalph, or whatever the hell his name is, said "frodo you lousy incompedent shmuck!!! get that onion ring to mount katsup!!! now you son of a boromir!!! so i went to mount ketchu-erhm...katsup, and it just looked so tasty...so i ate the ring. then an anvil fell from the sky, congured by randalph the magic frat boy and...KERONG!!!!
i was
out!!!
then, gollum started to lick my face till i woke up. well, not so much licking, but more ripping, and mauling...so, any ways, he started to eat me all like,"you ate my delicous! my delicous..." so then i hit him in the face and ran away.
then...the unthinkable happened!!!
i fell down a hole full of...
dastardly horrifying terrible unthinkable blasphamous venomous toxic man-eating republican lawyers!!!
i wipped out my sword, and then off with thier heads! then, out of the darkness, a tall strange man rose. lord sourpuss!!! "where is my ONION RING!!?!?!" i said, "um, LOOK! it's a...thing! over there! "a thing? where? and with that i lopped off his head...
i started to run, and then i realized i had been dreaming..."ah shrooms!!! that was scary as a talking banana!!!"
then, a talking banana appeared...
i fainted. i woke up, and a monkey was standing over me, smacking
his lips. he said to me, "hello, ol' chap ol' bean, top of the mornin! banana?"
again i fainted. i woke up and and started to walk. i heard a twig snap. i turned around to see...gollum!!! i took out my sword. the monkey and banana came out of the darkness. "get him !"
tune in next time...
i'll be here all week!
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
binary solo: 000001111000001110000000000000000000001111100001111101010101010101010101010101010101010101000001111010101010100000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000011111111111111111111111111111111111111
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely *****es and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
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View all comments »jasimp says:
Posted at 7:16pm on 9/25/2008
hey man we havnt spoken in like seriously ages!! i just remember u were cool :P
lol do you have msn?
TharosTheDragon says:
Posted at 10:46pm on 7/22/2008
Hey, you commented on my profile three months ago. Sorry about not responding. This is seriously the first time I have ever looked at my own profile.
If you still wanna know how to beat "Armed with Wings," just let me know what level you're stuck on.
Breakinggood says:
Posted at 9:34pm on 7/20/2008
No problem
N00BKiller says:
Posted at 1:58pm on 7/5/2008
´then why did u shorten it if u want the longest About?
N00BKiller says:
Posted at 10:24am on 7/5/2008
lol! u like lord of the rings? and u dont have the longest about...