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Chuck norris Jokes by: Gunthex, and Ghostofelements

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

-Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero

-God can walk on water, But Chuck Norris can swim on land. (Schmiddy1234)

-Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice.

-Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall.

-Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!"

-The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar.

-Chuck Norris can speak braille.

-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

-The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan.

-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

-Chuck Norris can make the sea cry

-the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris

-Levels of difficultys:

Justin Bieber
Very Easy
Easy
Medium
Hard
INSANE
ASIAN
CHUCK NORRIS!

-Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants.

-Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days.

-Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet!

-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

-Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato.

-Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

-Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction.

-Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

-Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost.

-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

-Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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I Like music, Mostly rap and rock.

I'm a christian.

I don't swear.

Me and my Human Friend were playing MW2 (He gave it to me) And we were messing with a young. I'll let you read it.

Kid: yo i really want a nuke.

Me: have you got one before?

Kid: No, What happens when you get one?

My friend: Ok there will be a hamster on the nuke as its coming down.

Kid: ok go on.

My friend: you have to save the hamster.

Me: yea You have to save the hamster, if you save it you have it as a pet.

Kid: yo that sounds Cool! [ he was not joking. thats the sad part.]

My friend: yes but if the Hamster dies it does not count to a nuke and you lose 100 XP

Kid: so do you get anything else?

Me: yes! you get to snap peoples necks as a wepon.

Kid: I REALLY WANT TO GET A NUKE!

My friend: well you have to earn it.

Kid: will you nuke boost with me?

Me:No you have to earn it.

Kid: PLEASE! I WANT ONE!

Me: it only works if you get it yourself. The game senses when your nuke boosting

Kid: Oh ok.

Me:..........

My friend: ...

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I don't know why, It amuses me.

1. Darktroop07 says:

   Posted at 10:57pm on 2/11/2012

   DT07 strikes BACK XD epic background music turns on how have you been
   cause if you ask me I've been horrible bad thing after bad thing happening to me XD.

2. dragonico says:

   Posted at 9:57pm on 2/10/2012

   long time no see, what is up :P

   have you heard the news, if we win for doritos sling baby, A new crush the castle would be released and a new elephant game!

3. sirmed2 says:

   Posted at 5:04pm on 2/8/2012

   It's been a while. What's going on with you?

4. CatonaRock says:

   Posted at 6:37pm on 2/4/2012

   Hey, how have you been?

5. KhaoticSniper says:

   Posted at 6:27am on 2/3/2012

   Well i guess that is fine, But we are friends right?