ItalianSuperBoy

• Member since: 10/1/2011
• Gender: Male
• AIM: Right between the eyes......
• MSN: Massively Strange Nose?
• Yahoo: Isnt this what Yoshi says?
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• Wii: ...Will...Wii...Will...ROCK YOU!!
• PS3: Passive Silence 3? The name sounds cool, guys, but its basically a game where you just sit there
• SteamID: I AM A HUMAN BEING, NOT WATER VAPOR

SO EPIC!!!

Hey guys!

Feel free to leave a comment! I try to respond to every comment I get immediately, but it still takes time. Be patient. I don't live in Italy, but I like the flag and I AM Italian! I usually like point-and-click, psychological/philosophical (such as The Company of Myself, Prior, and Loved), and fantasy games, but almost all other game genres are OK. ALL GAMES IN MY "FAVORITE GAMES" HAVE EARNED THE ITALIANSUPERBOY SEAL OF APPROVAL AND STAMP OF "GOOD GAME." Thanks for visiting! Take the time to check out my friends' profiles! Read this awesome bio top to bottom (you'll get cake if you do)! Go eat a chicken enchilada or something... (or your cake)

Forum games

I'm currently in:
The Great War (currently unhosted; if you are interested, comment here) A multiplayer war between various groups.
The Final Stand (stinglashjp's game) A fantasy/medieval RPG.

The Awesome Trio:

ItalianSuperBoy
PrimeWarm22
stinglashjp

The Controllers

(geeks):
ItalianSuperBoy FOUNDER
stinglashjp
PrimeWarm22
To join, prove yourself to be a credible geek by:
1. Supporting and defending sci-fi and fellow geeks whenever possible (on AG and elsewhere)
2. Being a nice person in general (on AG and elsewhere)
3. Leaving a comment on my (ItalianSuperBoy's) profile asking to join.
4. Copying and pasting the members of The Controllers and rules of joining on your profile.
That's it! Complete all these requirements and you can call yourself a CONTROLLER!

Can solve a 3x3

Rubik's Cube

in......
DUN DUN DUN
1:29 (1 minute, 29 seconds.) Yes, stinglashjp and I have the same time, if you can believe that!

Probably the best roleplaying, social, imaginative, strategic, humorous, serious, easy-going, biting-your-nails kind of game:

Dungeons and Dragons

(abbreviated as D&D or DnD). Personally I like 4th Edition, but as long as you play it or like it, you're cool. If you don't, you suck. Badly. (Just joking. =P) My player (right now) is a 8th (LEVEL GAIN!) level half-elf wizard named Galen S. Valerno. He RULES!!!! Our awesome DM and our other awesome D&Ders are:
Dustin F. (DM)=All monsters and NPCs (Nicole, human cleric, currently)
Henry B.=Thorn, halfling ranger/rogue
Grant S.=Brugdush, half-orc psion/battlemind
Forrest=Darakos, drow ranger(?)
Mika=Fie, changling 
Tyler=Hammer, warforged fighter DEAD
stinglashjp (he likes D&D, but he doesn't have a character)
The official D&D website.
Dungeons and Dragons Online!

PROUD

OWNER OF A DOG:

NAME: ARIEL
TYPE: LHASA APSO
COLOR: WHITE/BEIGE
LIKES BELLY RUBS AND BARKING AT DOGS NEXT DOOR
GO DOGS! (AND CATS, CATS ARE COOL TOO)

INSTRUMENT

I PLAY:
Piano
(Feel free to copy and paste this onto your profile; just say it's from ISB's profile)

Awesome Quotes:

This is the part of my profile where I put awesome quotes from commenting with my friends. PLEASE NOTE: They MAY be repeating a quote said by someone else; right now, I am giving the credit to them (until I do some research and find the true creator.) Let the quotes begin!
"Keep moving and always look forward when reloading."
-PrimeWarm22 (video game saying)
"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
-stinglashjp (Anonymous)
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
-MarsBars10 (Andy Rooney)
"If the enemy's in sight, you are too."
-PrimeWarm22 (video game saying)
Worry looks around, sorry looks back, faith looks up.
-MarsBars10 (unknown)

Awesome books

(links from IMDb):
The Hunger Games (series)-Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games)
The Eleventh Plague-Jeff Hirsch
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (series)-Jeff Kinney (DoaWK; DoaWK:RR)
The Inheritance Cycle (series)-Christopher Paolini (Eragon; I do NOT recommend this movie.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (series)-Rick Riordan (PJatO:TLT; PJatO:TSoM {not yet released})
Heroes of Olympus (series)-Rick Riordan
The Kane Chronicles (series)-Rick Riordan
Harry Potter (series)-J. K. Rowling (HPatSS; HPatCoS; HPatPoA; HPatGoF; HPatOotP; HPatHBP; HPatDH:P1; HPatDH:P2)
Ranger's Apprentice (series)-John Flanagan
Last Dragon Chronicles (series)-Chris d'Lacey
Bran Hambric-The Farfield Curse-Kaleb Nation
Hatchet-Gary Paulsen
Steel Trapp-Ridley Pearson
Captain Underpants (series)-Dav Pilkey
Powerless-Matthew Cody
Peter and the Starcatchers (series)-Ridley Pearson and Dave Barry
Things Not Seen-Andrew Clements
Frindle-Andrew Clements
The Landry News-Andrew Clements
The Report Card-Andrew Clements
Popular Clone-M. E. Castle
Warriors (series)-Erin Hunter
Divergent Trilogy (series)-Veronica Roth
Tunnels (series)-Roderick Gordon and Brian Williams
Witch and Wizard-James Patterson
Life as We Knew It (series)-Susan Beth Pfeffer
The Fault in Our Stars-John Green
Maniac Magee-Jerry Spinelli
Stargirl-Jerry Spinelli
The Call of the Wild-Jack London
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde-Robert Louis Stevenson
The Invisible Man[i]-H. G. Wells
[i]The Maze Runner Trilogy (series)-James Dashner (this book was better than The Hunger Games)
I'll think of some others later!

Awesome People:

Toby "Tobuscus" Turner (maybe you've heard of his Literals)
"Weird Al" Yankovic (maybe you've heard of his parodies)
Gary Gygax (creator of D&D)
George Lucas (creator of Star Wars)
Steven Spielberg (E.T.; Jurassic Park; Indiana Jones; Schindler's List)
Barats and Bereta (comedic duo)
Smosh [Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox] (another comedic duo that I'm pretty sure you've heard about)
CaptainSparklez (a guy who does Minecraft)
AntVenom (another guy who does Minecraft)
ChimneySwift11 (ANOTHER guy who does Minecraft, but also other things)
Markus "Notch" Persson (creator of Minecraft)

Awesome Videos:

asdfmovie
asdfmovie2
asdfmovie3
asdfmovie4
asdfmovie5
marmite is terrible (asdfmite)
RuneScape - I am better than you. (funny because we're doing this song in Music at school)
RuneScape Gods Exposed (series; this goes to the 1st)
D&D The Best Game Ever
Rock Bottom

Here are some

sites and games

that are awesome.
BASIC SITES:
YouTube A video site.
Google Most basic search engine.
Yahoo Another search engine.
Bing ANOTHER search engine.
Wikipedia Online free encyclopedia.
SITES THAT ARE GAMES:
RuneScape: Keep Mine (usually on World 8) An MMORPG in a medieval setting.
Club Penguin: Spiderboy1 (not usually on) A type of MMORPG where you are a penguin.
PlatformRacing2: IItalianSuperBoy (yes, two "i"s) A racing game.
Minecraft (free version available, but it's outdated) A game about building anything in a world made entirely of blocks.
SITES:
ARMOR GAMES!!!
Kongregate: ItalianSuperBoy A Flash game site.
Agame A Flash game site.
StickPage A site about stickmen.
GAMES:
Interactive Buddy A game about doing anything to your "Buddy."
Henry Stickmin Series (start with Breaking the Bank, then Escaping the Prison, then finish up with Stealing the Diamond.) A game about a greedy stickman.
You Find Yourself in a Room "YFYIAR is the drunken uncle of text-based adventures: Abusive, abrasive, and maybe a little funny."
UNCATEGORIZED:
Minecraft Wiki The official Minecraft Wiki.
Planet Minecraft A source for Minecraft skins, texture packs, maps, and mods.
I'll think of some others later!

Favorite Songs/Bands/Artists:

ARTISTS:
Justin Timberlake (I've been kind of obsessed with him lately, listening to Cry Me a River, My Love, and What Goes Around for hours on end)
Jason Mraz
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Britney Spears
Bruno Mars
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Toby "Tobuscus" Turner
Adele
P!nk
Christina Perri
BANDS:
OneRepublic
Maroon 5
Glee Cast
LMFAO
Black Eyed Peas
SONGS:
Boyfriend by Justin Bieber
Fine By Me by Andy Grammer (I think it's him)
Hope It Gives You Hell by All American Rejects
Nice Guys by Nigahiga
My Girl by The Temptations
The Hunger Games I Wanna Go by WinterSpringProductions
We Are Young by Fun.

Game Ranks:

Most epic game on Armor Games!
Epic
Awesome
Cool
Nice
Good
Normal
Boring
Not cool
Loser
(from jeroen10j on Legend of Kupapa)

AG Rankings:

Wood Serf: 10 AP (*)
Silver Serf: 25 AP (*)
Gold Serf: 100 AP (*)
Wood Squire: 225 AP (*)
Silver Squire: 400 AP (*)
Gold Squire: 625 AP (*)
Wood Knight: 1200 AP (*)
Silver Knight: 1750 AP ()
Gold Knight: 2250 AP ()
Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP ()
Silver Lord/Lady: 3500 AP ()
Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP ()
Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP ()
Silver Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP ()
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP ()
Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP ()
Silver Prince/Princess: 8500 AP ()
Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP ()
Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP ()
Silver King/Queen: 14500 AP ()
Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP (GOAL!)
* = earned

Aehm... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpenlig was iprmoantt!

-If you can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porlfie-

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"hat dude" by MarsBars10
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(From MarsBars10's profile)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 MPH on a road on a motorcycle. (Girl) Slow down, we're going too fast; I'm scared! (Boy) Come on, don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Ya having fun right?(Girl) No. Please stop, I'm really scared!(Boy) Then tell me ya love me. (Girl) I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down. (Boy) Give me a hug. *Girl hugs him* (Boy) Can you help me out here? Take my helmet off and put it on you. It's bugging me.
Now you may think the boy is a jerk, but the next day in the paper it said this: A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to brake failure, two people found but only one survived.The truth is halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke. But he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time... Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though this meant he would die. If you would do this for someone you love, post this on your profile.
(Taken from Rubberlegs623's profile.)

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A girl had blood problems and would have died. Her brother had the same problem but recovered. The girl needed a blood transfusion in order to survive. The doctor asked the boy if he would give his blood to is sister so that she could live. The boy hesitated for a while and then said that he would do it for his sister. When the nurses wheeled in the beds with the two children on them, the boy turned and smiled at his sister and said everything was going to be alright. As he saw his blood flow out of his body, his face grew pale. He looked at the doctor and asked how long it would take for him to die.
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her. He was willing to give his life for her.
Put this on your profile if you would give your life to some one you love.
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(From MarsBars10's profile)

God and lawn care:

God said: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets,  milkweeds  and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But, all I see are these green rectangles."
   St. FRANCIS:
   It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.
    GOD:
   Grass? But, it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It's sensitive to temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?
    ST. FRANCIS:
   Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green.. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn.
    GOD:
   The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.
    ST. FRANCIS:
   Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it-sometimes twice a week.
    GOD:
   They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?
   ST. FRANCIS:
   Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.
    GOD:
   They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?
    ST. FRANCIS:
   No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.
    GOD:
   Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And, when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?
    ST. FRANCIS:
   Yes, Sir.
    GOD:
   These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.
   ST. FRANCIS:
   You aren't going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it, so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.
    GOD:
   What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn, they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. It's a natural cycle of life.
   ST. FRANCIS:
   You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.
    GOD:
   No!? What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?
    ST. FRANCIS:
   After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.
    GOD:
   And where do they get this mulch?
    ST. FRANCIS:
   They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.
   GOD:
   Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?
   ST. CATHERINE:
   'Dumb and Dumber', Lord. It's a story about....
   GOD:
   Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis
put on profile if u agree!
(From MarsBars10's profile)

¡ʇı ǝʞıן noʎ ɟı ǝןıɟoɹd ɹnoʎ uı sıɥʇ ʇsod

¡ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı pǝpɹɐʇǝɹ ʞooן noʎ uǝɥʇ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı
(Taken from Rubberlegs623's Profile.)

You know you live in 2012 when...

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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
(Taken from Rubberlegs623's Profile.)

The only GOOD Justin Bieber song is Boyfriend. I'm pretty sure this is because he's not splitting my ears with pre-puberty high notes.
Comment if you agree!

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world domination

If you're wondering how I made things BOLD, Italic,

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Wow. You made it to the end. Should I say something...? No. You've earned the I READ ISB'S ENTIRE PROFILE! badge! Yay! But...ummm....there's no cake.
That was a lie.

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