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If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile! ______________________________________________ Chuck norris Jokes by: Gunthex, and Ghostofelements -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door -Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero -Chuck norris can win THE GAME while thinking about it. -Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice. -Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall. -Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!" -The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar. -Chuck Norris can speak braille. -Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. -The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan. -Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. -Chuck Norris can make the sea cry -the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris -Levels of difficultys: Justin Bieber Very Easy Easy Medium Hard INSANE ASIAN CHUCK NORRIS! -Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants. -Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days. -Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet! -Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. -Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins. -Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. -Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. -Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato. -Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. -When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. -Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" -If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." -Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction. -Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. -On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. -Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." -M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. -Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. -Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost. -Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. -Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon. -Chuck Norris can drown a fish -Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed. -God can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris went into a McDonalds at 11:05 and ordered a Egg Mcmuffin. He was denied. He got SO angry he went outside and round-house kicked the McDonalds so hard it turned into a Wendys. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. ________________________________ America- Congrats,you have beat the hardest level. Japan- Congrats,you have beat the tutorial. _________________________ (\__/) This is Bunny. (+'.'+) Copy and paste Bunny (';)_(';) on your profile to help him gain world domination. _____________________________ You say Bruno Mars, I say led zeppelin You say Hannah Montana, I say van halen You say Owl City, I say lynyrd skynyrd You say Jonas Brothers, I say allman brothers You say Taylor Swift, I say stevie ray vaughan You say Justin Bieber, I say You have 10 seconds before I go after you and kick your *** 95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic, crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music copy and paste this to your about. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die!

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