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Midget2

is a Male in the moon shining in people's faces making them blind. :) and is ranked #1 out of 336,374 users and is ranked #373 out of 381,868 users

• Member since: 6/19/2008
• AIM: Atomic Insults Melted (the world)
• MSN: Mitchell Served Nemmisis (?)
• Yahoo: milk... *gulp*
• XBOX Live: I have a box with an x on it... and its... ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Wii: WEE!
• PS3: Petel Ship 3nslavment
• SteamID: i have an ID to have STEAM dumped on my head!~hahahahahahhaha

THE MIDGET HAS RETURNED!!!

      Yes, after 2 months i have returned to AG and will be mainly in the forums. (just cuz i'm back doesn't mean i want to play games with spam and ads popping up every 2 seconds, and yes i know they make Ag money, but still)
Highest Rank EVER (not that i care): #344

Ever notice 3.14 backwards reads PI.E?
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THIS IS A NO-SPAMMING ZONE.
...except for this... which it isn't exactly spam...so yea...don't click this link...

or this: DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON

nor this one:
DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON
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the other link to Bottom of Page

HELP!!!

my new RPG game

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News:

1. I'm trying to figure out why i do what i'm suposed to do, when i'm actually a total ReBeL against it, and this is my life right? I think it's my life anyways. Let me check...

2. :D I’m back!!!

3. Holiday number.. erm.. which one is it?
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Cna yuo raed tihs?
80% of plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel!

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----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, as  I know you did....
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You know you are in a small town when:

1.Classic Rock is more popular than rap.
2.You don't use your turn signal cause everyone knows where you're going.
3.You speak to each dog you pass by and it wags it's tail in response.
4.If you dial the wrong number you talk for 15 minutes before relising it.
5.You are run off the street by a combine.
6.You can't walk for exercise because every car that passes by offers you a ride.
7.You drive into a ditch 5 miles out of town and the word gets back before you do.
8.You miss a Sunday at church and receive a get well card.

(  by my like great great great grandfather but of course i updated it :)!  )

Note:
           I actually like classic and i really don't like rap or metal or anything like that very much. (i just had to put this in here)
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Bunny shall rule!

Creative/unknownland!:
This is the king bunny!
(\__/)
(+'.'+)
(")_(")

China!:
(\__/)
(o-.-o)
(")_(")

America!:
(\__/)
(o’.’o)
(")_(")

Japan!:
(\__/)
(+/.\+)
(")_(")

The King Land!:
~(\!!!/)~
~(o'.'o)~
~(")~(")~

Evil bunny of doom!!!!  :(   F.A.T.
           (\__/)
        (Qo!o!Qo)
        (")VAV(")

Messed up bunny!:
(\__/)
(o\/'./o)
("/\ (")

and.......

------(-\___/-) ____
------(__'.'__) |___|     /_____
---(,,,)---------(,,,,|,|,)    \
-----(___-___)
----(_,,,_)(_,,,_)

a bear about to shoot itself

aswell as

            "||,'
------(-\_'||"_/-)  \/  /
------(__'.'__)\ /  /
---(,,,)---------(,,,)
-----(___-___) \  \
----(_,,,_)(_,,,_)\  \
                /  /
a killed bear with sticks in it!!!!!!!!

:-l

SECRET MESSAGE:

oar[oyk otuy[swkoertuiw49itvmap[4i

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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

hey look its Hepatitis B!
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Armor Games' Point System:

Rate a Game:  2 AP per Game

Comment on a game or a profile:  2 AP per Comment

Make a Post in the Forum:  1 AP per Post

Submit a Game: 20 AP per Title

Earn a Merit: 25 AP per Merit
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Armor Games' Ranking System:

Wood Serf: 10 AP.
Silver/Iron Serf: 25 AP.
Gold Serf: 100 AP.

Wood Squire: 225 AP.
Silver/Iron Squire: 400 AP.
Gold Squire: 625 AP.

Wood Knight: 1,200 AP.
Silver/Iron Knight: 1,750 AP.
Gold Knight: 2,250 AP.

Wood Lord/Lady: 3,000 AP.
Silver/Iron Lord/Lady: 3,500 AP.
Gold Lord/Lady: 4,000 AP.

Wood Duke/Duchess: 4,500 AP.
Silver/Iron Duke/Duchess: 5,200 AP.
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6,000 AP.

Wood Prince/Princess: 7,250 AP.
Silver/Iron Prince/Princess: 8,500 AP.
Gold Prince/Princess: 10,000 AP.

Wood King/Queen: 12,000 AP.
Silver/Iron King/Queen: 14,500 AP.
Gold King/Queen: 17,500 AP.
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Armor Games' Armatar System:

0=a whole bunch of thingies

1=limited edition Armatars

5="Better" limted edition

100=a guy with an arrow, some elf, person with a bow

250=lady with a horn, young elf, a  person with a bow

375=a snake, a rat, a bunny rabbit, a squirrel

400=fire ant, beetle, bulldog ant

500=zombie, a dude, a dudet

625=a misquitto, and a wasp

750=old mage, person reading a book, a random guy wearing glasses, somebody reading a scroll

875=a fox, a big giant bear, a wolf thing with an open mouth

1,000=a light green dragon (i think it's a female dragon),a big giant red one, a dark green dragon, a whole bunch of flames that sort of looks like a horse combined with a dragon, an almost full picture of a green dragon (which i personlly think looks like a human face to)

1,125=a sad panda
            a ferousious panda :0
            a big black horse
            some lizard thingy that wants to take over the human race!!!

1,250=random guy on fire, person making fire come from their hand, person with a torch, horse with a fire mark on its forhead, fire demon thingy with elf ears

1,500=an ARCHER guy with a hUGe grin, a prince guy with an awsome mask, prince weaing a gold crown and some girl warrior with a HUGE sword WAY to BIG for her, a lady with a jewel on her forhead, crazy person with two sweet swords

1,750=dancing centaur, mage conjouring a tiny tree, person wearing a leaf crown, howling wolf, guy on a cliff

2,000=a mad scientest, a mummy or somthing, a three-eyed girl

2,250=tiger face, lion face, a cheeta

2,500=a goblin that looks like a troll with fangs, a goblin from hell that's a blood red color, professor green (goblin), an angry... purple... GOBLIN!!!, blue girl goblin

2,750=a blue catipillar and a blue butterfly

3,000=evil fire guy, girl demon, and demon girl making an orb

3,250=yellow (omg) girraff, earnest elephant, deer-horse-buck-thingy, some deathly, scary, un-scary, strange red boar

3,500=a fat soldier, a kid warrior, and a buff warrior
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Join the Wolf Clan!
     Rankings:
WOLF CLAN RANKS BETA
0-500 larva wolf
501-900 wolf pup
901-1002 toddler wolf
1003-2800 dark, light wolf
2801-4000 light, dark armed wolf
*Spike hair
Disease
fangs
claws
speed
intelligence*
4001-5000 brainy wolf
5001-6000 revenged wolf
6001-7000 spy wolf
7001-8000 small pack leader
8001-9000 CSI wolf
9001-10000 medium pack leader
10001-11000 honored pack leader
11001-12000 hero wolf
12001-14999 apprentice of the force wolf
15000+ force wolf

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MY GOALS IN LIFE:

1.see a monkey with a shotgun and a bloody joker smile wearing a tux that has a whole bunch of smilies on it.    seen? no

2.see a volkswaggon with the top sawed of carring 10 clowns all holding baloons.    seen? YES!!!  Where? Turner Field.   When? I forgot sadly

3. see a person who serisouly looks like ghost try to rob an Oscar Mier Weiner car.   Seen? yep    Where? some place at a party   When? im not good at remembering when

4.see a floating orb of lightning following somebody.     Seen? no...

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Awesome Games

MADNESS COMBAT DEFENSEis finally found if you haven't seen the series yet you have to! there right here

death time with madness hero!

madness again :)

be good to buddy
and buddy will be nice!

mad driving skills made to kill!

it's serious coloring time!!!

if you are angry at your computer CLICK THIS
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Awesome Videos

of course the xiaoxiao series!!!

the castle series... its missing the very first though and the last is coming soon

madness!!! series!!! (of course i put it on)

death can be good you know

Indiana Jones!!!

is it the end of Mario???

herpies is really EVIL!!!

animator v.s. animation one and two

counter stick one and two

pencilmation one and two

tidy man one and two

safety at work

the pool (warning:this is really sick)

Pong:not just a game

assoted mishaps
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midget2 has been injured...
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If you forgot your Password (or want revenge)

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Search Engines that are all approved by me, and for some strange reason ended up here?
bing-vs-google.com
google.com
wikipedia.com
dogpile.com
scholar.google.com
ask.com
search.com
helpfulness.com

lol i didn't say bing.... i'll add more later, i defintlly recomend bing-vs-google.com, though it's awesome.

SONGS: Yes... more random crap (not in order).

#1Axel F. pretty good once it gets like 23 seconds in. Remake (way better)
#2Yeah...By Usher Violin rules in that song (yes i play the violin, you idiots)
#3to much time on their hands? (daft punk) Even CRAZIERwrite much?
#4
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I’ve been on Armor Games for  like a year now, so i've learned lots of stuff so if you have a question don't feel afraid to ask. I can tell you the URL or CCC code if you want (a quick link in other words-you just write stuff and it will be a link), or to make things BOLD, italic, or somthing. :)
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I'm a very bad speller, yes I know.

:D FANTA! :O

1. TerryLasVegas says:

   Posted at 8:03pm on 2/3/2010

   I want them all now please

2. TerryLasVegas says:

   Posted at 7:57pm on 2/3/2010

   That depends on how much money you have

3. TerryLasVegas says:

   Posted at 12:28am on 2/1/2010

   hi there

4. lego49471 says:

   Posted at 11:24am on 12/23/2009

   it`s a bit stupid do write that yu are 1 of so many players!

5. theone99 says:

   Posted at 7:26pm on 12/11/2009

   Am I late?

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