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Paraplegic_Moose

Member since: 8/29/2008
Gender: Male
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Games of Gondor was better

Stolen off of Bumplemuffinbaker's profile-
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Does the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
---------------------------------------------------------- What color would a Smurf turn if it was being choked? (thanks for that one drakokirby)

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If a person from the SWAT team kicks your door down, do they have to replace it?

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Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?

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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

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When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?

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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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"Push gets a person everywhere, except through a door marked 'pull'"

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why was humpty dumpty sitting on a wall? (thanks cyclooephin)

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
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From JohnIgo----

If Jesus came back from the dead, does that mean he's a zombie?

If you dumped a large bottle of liquid paper out on your desk, would
you get a notebook?

If you heated up V8 Juice, would you get Campbell's soup?