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SPECIAL DIRECTIVE Alpha:
Special Directives have been added to the alert system. This directive is for a Town Meeting about a point system on Armor Games. Also, dice are now being tested in limited access forums (i.e. not available to normal users).
These are the alerts, from highest level to lowest level. If there are multiple announcements, the highest applicable alert status will be used.
Red Alert: This alert is issued when there is a critical issue with the site. This alert status will be rarely used.
Security Alert: This alert is issued when there is a major issue with specific users who won't be named, or if there appears to be a major security issue with the site itself that doesn't warrant Red Alert.
Special Directive: This is a new alert status, which will be followed by a Greek letter for special situations. If one of these situations applies during a Security Alert or Red Alert, the higher alert status will be used with a notification about the special directive.
Yellow Alert: This alert is issued when there is a high risk for an issue that warrants Security Alert or Red Alert.
Blue Alert: This alert is issued when there is a significant announcement related to the site, but it doesn't pose a serious threat.
Gray Alert: This alert is issued when I have something to say on the top of my profile, but it doesn't warrant a higher alert status.
No Alert: If there's nothing to announce on the top of my profile, there is no alert.
General Note: The directives will be ordered according to when they are added to the list. If multiple directives apply, they will all be marked but separated by hyphens.
Alpha: This is the first Special Directive. It is used when a Town Meeting is in effect.
Beta: This is used when the users are voting on awards.
superbobdabest's Football Competition (2014)
superbobdabest created a football competition, where users draft NFL teams and score points depending on performance. I participated in this last year and will do so again. However, the scoring system is different this time. Here's the new scoring system:
Win: 3 points
Tie: 1 point
Reach playoffs: 2 points
Win Wild Card: 3 points
First round bye: 3 points
Win Divisional: 4 points
Win Conference Championship: 5 points
Win Super Bowl: 6 points
Currently no trades.
At any time, you can trade one of your teams for any of the unused teams, as seen below:
My teams are the Browns, Panthers, and Giants. Here are the week 7 games involving these teams:
Bold indicates my teams.
Italics indicate a winner.
Giants 21, Cowboys 31: Final
Browns 6, Jaguars 24: Final
Panthers 17, Packers 38: Final
I gained 0 points this week. I have 28 points after Week 7.
Unofficial Rules of Armor Games
Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan.
Rule 3: There are four levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then Knights, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator.
Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one.
Rule 4-2: Especially if you try way too hard to be helpful.
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned."
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer.
Rule 8: There are rules for making and playing RPGs. Follow them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will offer you cookies with questionable health consequences.
Rule 10: Forum debates are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Rule 11-1: You must also have links, references, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPR.
Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
Rule 11-3: All of your carefully-worded arguments can easily be ignored.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
Rule 13-1: Gantic is actually a rabbit.
Rule 13-2: boppins is actually a magical unicorn.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rules 15: Learn BB Code before posting anything involving BB Code.
Rule 15-1: Always use [lowercase] tags, not [UPPERCASE] tags.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker "SunWalker" means death.
Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games.
Rule 17-1: Except pangtongshu, maybe.
Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Armor Games has ads, but all user benefits are free. Deal with it.
Rule 18-1: Most of them are for cut-and-paste MMOs because people still think cut-and-paste MMOs are cool, apparently.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior.
Rule 20: This is Armor Games, not Kongregate, Newgrounds, Miniclip, etc. We don't do everything they do.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
Rule 22-2: Signatures aren't that cool either.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshu's bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games has an (EDIT) button for posts. You no longer have an excuse.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day, and they both fail, the third one will also fail.
Rule 26: Thou shalt not unfix what Matt has fixed in relation to the Unofficial Rules of Armor Games.
Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Rule 27-1: EXCEPT THE ONE GANTIC MADE THAT ONE TIME.
Rule 28: *sorry, Caps Lock was on.
Rule 29: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 30: I have Legacy Quests. You don't because I was here before Quests.
Rule 31: The best flash games have blue elephants.
Rule 31-1: There will never be enough sequels to "This is the Only Level."
Rule 32: You cannot submit a custom Armatar.
Rule 32-1: Unless you submit one to an Armatar contest.
Rule 32-2: You can't find that Armatar because it's from a previous Armatar Contest.
Rule 33: Gantic works in mysterious ways.
Rule 34: If it has Quests, there is a thread for it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If no thread is found, it will be made before you make one.
Rule 36: "Sorry, ninja'd."
Rule 36-1: It is the ninja'd to be blamed for the ninja'ing, not the ninja.
Rule 37: Take two minutes to fix your spelling and grammar before posting in an RPG.
Rule 38: Hugging is needed.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join ur game i didnt read teh rulez LOL." No.
Rule 40: What you click isn't always what you get.
Rule 41: Instead of making a new Thread in the "Programming Help" section, lurk.
Rule 41-1: If you don't find your answer, lurk more.
Rule 42: Your zombie RPG is doomed to fail. Sorry in advance.
Rule 43: No one has ever asked for hunger and thirst stats in an RPG for a reason.
Rule 43-1: Because they never work.
Rule 44: Anything past Page 10 is going to be necro'd.
Rule 44-1: If you necro, they will come.
Rule 45: Nice question. Have you ever heard of Google?
Rule 45-1: No? Google it.
Rule 46: If you're going to post a comment, give it some thought. One sentence is not enough.
Rule 47: Being "friended" on Armor Games is not as important as you think it is.
Rule 47-1: "Friending" is not complicated. Do NOT make a new Thread asking how to do so.
Rule 47-2: "Friending" random people will not make you popular.
Rule 47-3: Maybe you could actually talk to a person before "friending" them.
Rule 48: Armor Points are gone. Deal with it.
Rule 49: You don't get Armor Points for spamming comments anymore. Deal with it.
Rule 50: If you are inactive for over a month, you are pronounced dead.
Rule 50-1: Don't post on a user's profile if the user has been consistently inactive.
Rule 50-2: If you say "I'm leaving Armor Games" (or any variation thereof), your profile will be stalked.
Rule 51: Female members will get the most "Welcome to Armor Games!" posts.
Rule 51-1: Unfortunately, Rule 17.
Rule 52: Don't bump your thread repeatedly if no one posts.
Rule 52-1: I said don't bump it!
Rule 53: Any thread created on April 1 will be considered a prank until April 2.
Rule 54: AG3 is still in progress. It might have never existed in the first place.
Rule 55: Your opinion is always wrong.
Rule 55-1: Your opinion does not take precedence over fact.
Rule 56: Failure to read the rules does not justify breaking aforementioned rules.
Rule 57: You will never prove that the Xbox is better than the Playstation.
Rule 58: You will never prove that the Playstation is better than the Xbox.
Rule 59: Armor Games is NOT "pay to play."
Rule 60: Forum Games that involve judging other people will always be the most popular.
Rule 60-1: Yours is a duplicate. No exceptions.
Rule 61: Tavern threads that involve "Battle of" will always be the most popular.
Rule 61-1: Yours is not original enough. No exceptions.
Rule 62: What has been Locked will never be Unlocked.
Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.
Rule 64: tl;dr
These "rules" are created by the community and posted by MattEmAngel. The mods may make these "rules" a more permanent feature of the Tavern. These are the credits created by MattEmAngel:
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