- Member since: 7/11/2012
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- SteamID: Percy2sCreator
Aehm... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpenlig was iprmoantt!
-If you can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porlfie-
secrets are a part of life people deserve to keep some so dont play with stuff that doesnt concern you
Chuck Norris Jokes by: Percy2sCreator
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
-Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero
-Chuck norris can win THE GAME while thinking about it.
-Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice.
-Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall.
-Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!"
-The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar.
-Chuck Norris can speak braille.
-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan.
-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
-Chuck Norris can make the sea cry
-the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris
-Levels of difficultys:
-Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants.
-Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days.
-Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet!
-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
-Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato.
-Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
-Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction.
-Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
-Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost.
-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
-Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Hey guys, you all know how it feels when you're talking to some one online, and your mom is standing right behind you, reading every word that appears on the screen.
Then, of course, the person might swear or talks about how much they love
you, or they're your crush or something and your mom reads it and tells you
to get offline that instant and not talk to that person anymore.
Well, what can we do about that?
To solve this problem, we have now started the 'code 9' system.
In code 9, you simply type the number '9' when your parent or sibling is
watching over your shoulder as you type.
The person you're talking to will know what you're talking about, and start
a conversation on homework or something.
When your parent or sibling leaves, type '99' to let the person know that
they are gone, so you can begin a normal conversation again.
Please send this to everyone you know so that code 9 can go into effect.
All credit goes to ace123456789 for the "Code 9" System
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "****… THAT WAS FUN"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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