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Shidowan

is a 16 year old Male in front of a computer eating pizza and is ranked #1,228 out of 344,381 users

• Member since: 8/23/2008
• XBOX Live: Tamal Huasteco
• Wii: Yep
• PS3: Noup
• SteamID: Shidowan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7sD5GNIOnw

Herb Bull =D

Daft Punk Rlz!

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When I die everything mine will be yours, less dreams

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Thousand and thousand ingredients without name, of which wise combination they had turn into perfect creations.

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- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

- Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

- Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more ****** than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

- When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

- Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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1. colinvantveld says:

   Posted at 12:15am on 2/16/2009

   Hi, you on anymore? Remember me?

2. champion10 says:

   Posted at 4:24pm on 1/4/2009

   Hey man have not talked to you in a while what's up?

3. Shidowan says:

   Posted at 10:56pm on 11/24/2008

   I almost enter AG, i'm a little busy... so... i can't enter...

4. slipsoccer says:

   Posted at 12:36am on 11/22/2008

   Hey how are you?

5. kell84 says:

   Posted at 10:01am on 11/15/2008

   i like gears of war too