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The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
We are the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! Our purpose: To protect Canada from the forces of evil, one mosquito at a time; To rise up against the heavy fist of tyranny, whatever form it may take; To ensure that there is fish in every freezer, and a toque on every head; To make this land great for our children, and our children's children! There is a great wilderness out there that we must tame. Why, you say? So that future generations can live in freedom!
Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear womens' clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts!
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
And our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to hell
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh Ro-oy-al
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
1. All Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, must swear to live by The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen National Anthem, every minute, nay, every second, nay, every millisecond of their life and also throughout the afterlife.
2. All Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen must obey any command given to them by their overseer, no matter how difficult, dangerous, or Canadian the task may be.
3. All members must place their loyalty to The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen above everything else. This means they must not be part of any other clubs, clans, cults, sects, guilds, parties, affiliations, leagues, alliances, gangs, factions, orders, unions, or federations.
4. Failure to abide by the rules of The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen will result in a de-kilting, and you will be dragged fifty kilometers, kiltless, by your own yak.
May your kilts be short, and your yaks smelly!
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