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no im not

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

-Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

-Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

-Chuck Norris ones shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling "BANG!!!"

-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

-Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone throw a window without breaking the glass

-Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

-God created the world in 7 days. Chuck Norris created God in 5 minutes

-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

-Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims throw land.

-When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself up he push the earth down.

-When the boogy man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

-Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the opposite direction.

-Piñatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

-When god said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

-Chuck Norris once bowled a 300, without a ball.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

-In the Guinness Book of World at the back it said that all world
recodes are held at by Chuck Norris and the people in the book are the closest to Chuck's records.

-Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

-Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Got this from NorEastFreak
Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start.
And this
6 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Pass it on if your an idiot who fell for it!

And this
You know you're living in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don`t have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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-fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel
Gunthex told me to do this

it cinda sukes but its better than wat ur mom did last night

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Got that from  XVERB
And This
You all know how it feels when you're talking to some one
online, and your mom is standing right behind you, reading every word that
appears on the screen.
Then, of course, the person might swear or talks about how much they love
you, or they're your crush or something and your mom reads it and tells you
to get offline that instant and not talk to that person anymore.
Well, what can we do about that?
To solve this problem, we have now started the 'code 9' system.
In code 9, you simply type the number '9' when your parent or sibling is
watching over your shoulder as you type.
The person you're talking to will know what you're talking about, and start
a conversation on homework or something.
When your parent or sibling leaves, type '99' to let the person know that
they are gone, so you can begin a normal conversation again.
Please send this to everyone you know so that code 9 can go into effect.
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That was a fail...kind of

50 Useless Facts, but there still kewl

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

5 ."Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6. "Rhythms" is the longest English word without a vowel.

7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8. A ****roach can live 9 days with its head cut off!

9. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

11. There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

18. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

21. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

22. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

23. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

24. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

25. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

26. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and only one of his testicles worked.

27. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

28. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

29. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

30 .On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

31. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

32. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

33. More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

34. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

35. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

36. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

37. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

38. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

39. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

40. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

41. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

42. It is possible to sneeze with your eyes open!

43. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

44. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

45. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

46. Slugs have 4 noses.

47. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

48. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

49. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

50. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
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