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i decided to help you
guys by putting how much ap you need more ranks.
Wood Serf: 10 AP
Iron Serf: 25 AP
Gold Serf: 100 AP
Wood Squire: 225 AP-CURRENT
Iron Squire: 400 AP-WORKING ON
Gold Squire: 625 AP
Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Iron Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP
Wood Lord: 3000 AP
Iron Lord: 3500 AP
Gold Lord: 4000 AP
Wood Duke: 4500 AP
Iron Duke: 5200 AP
Gold Duke: 6000 AP
Wood Prince: 7250 AP
Iron Prince: 8500 AP
Gold Prince: 10000 AP
Wood King: 12000 AP
Iron King: 14500 AP
Gold King: 17500 AP
I HAVE beaten starcraft 2and is waiting for he expansion pack. fr 2 map
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you got to prove to me that youre cool.CLANS I HAVE BEN IN
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BOB MUST DIE.
Note if i do not reply to a comment it is because i spend way too much time in the forums.
Im a golden squire yes!
Riddle:if the annoying orange comes to your house what do you do?
By the way search annoying orange on you tube really funny.
I only reply to comments now for pr2 has a chat system and we are not limited by mods for how short a comment is plus a level editor which is the main feature the art pad which lets me do great art on the game and the ranks system and the HATS cant wait for christmas so i can get the santa hat but anyway i do not talk in the forums much now so if someone wants to talk to me they gotta find me in pr2 plus my user name on there is not bigjacob so good luck with that only myfriends know cause i dont want to be bothered by people.
My signature move is calling fisto f god to turn somebody into lowfat donuts
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so more about me hmm well im in to rpg and strategyy games and im working towards getting to gold king but im not going to mass comment im going to do it slow.friend me and tell me so i friend you too.Anyway i wont join a group unless i want to so ill update this in a few days
.Here is Six truths of life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start
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Im back to making stories to try onemore time for fame.
THESE re stories i will put in the forums then here.
im going to tell you a lttle story that i will update a lot here it goes part 1 the pants once in pants land a hero was born he was raised trained with awesomeness and he graduated the academy of rad and was given his legendary pants he was a hero so he fought bad guys with mario until mario pointed out who know my consoles are a lotbetter than you being made of flash.fancy pants man builds up rage and called his flash buds james the zebra,that guy from exit path and,and of course sonny.Mario fless to gather his force so the war started to be continued...
So thats chapter 1 ill do chapter 2 later on this page so stay tuned...ok i better do chapter 2 quick last time fancy pants man gathered his flash forces while mario fled to the hills need of reinforcements go to his console to hack into it and bring out bowser to get his assistance with his army meanwhile fancy pants man suspects mario will attempt to summon help so he modified a computer virus to affect the console and bring bowser out but he will attack mario imstead so the virus creeped into the console making bowser attack mario mario runs away again in need of help so he thinks of calling the stars while fancy pants man decides that he will create a army of doodles after all he is a doodle.see you tomorrow for chapter 3.chapter 4 fancy pants man calls the pizza man what you thought he was goin to call a army or something you were wrong HA but anyway mario gets 1 more idea he gos face to face with fancy pants man but forgets that fancy pants man has a army and gets defeated but FANCY PANTS MAN STATES THAT THE WAR ISNT OVER HE MUST TAKE OVER PORTABLE GAMING AS WELL THEN THE ENTIRE GAMING WORLD NEXT TIME IN CHAPTER 5 WILL HE SUCCEED ITS YOUR DECISION VOTE TO WHERE HE WINS EPICLY OR GETS PWNED YOU VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ok its settled so the story gos on fancy pants man gatheres his forces gos on a long walk do the ds kingdomm but just remembered he forgot to pack food and water so he says were all doomed i better die now if not later so says bigjacobs voice from above you shall get youre wish and then fist of god crushes them all into low fat calorie donuts and theyre all screaming i didnt what to die like this and then a little boy eats him.THE END PWNAGE ROCKS
The legend Of AG
Once upon a time there was a land, A land founded by the first men on earth. They eventually built a thriving city and since then they have evolved much but another land that was bent on world domination its name was Miniclip yes they were founded by Eskimos who had no creativity but weaponry and siege machines they have already gotten kongregate on their knees their only real threat wasArmorgames whose power and wisdome was vast but one day Miniclip gave the order to siege AG their troops outnumbered them and their machines tore down our walls AG defended itself the best it could but despite their best efforts under leader Bigjacob they were defeated and so AG is now in a dark hour.Will a hero rise no one knows.
The rise of a hero.
â��People fled to New grounds, my even parernts left we should have tried harder.â��Says Slayer Shadow to his friend Brian266.â��They left when I was only 9 I was raised by the wolves aint many still in AG no one but you me and the wolvesâ��. Brian nodded his head and took a bite out of a nut ,Brian happended to be a chipmunk who Slayer trianed to be able to combat enemies such as miniclip soldiers who tried to colonize AG but Slayer knew that if they build cities here this land will become another part of miniclips vast nation of lands such as Kongregate crazy monkey games and much others that were so pathetic they were named things like Freegames and 1000s of games.Slayer left his cave with brian And remembered what the last soldier who tried to colonize here had told him right before he died,â��Your efforts are a waste of time boy Miniclip will soon be using their new weaponry that is cabable of wiping out entire lands Including your wasteland you call home pathetic boyâ��Then the man had coughed a lot and finally fell to the ground.Slayer knew that he had to stop this before it happened so He decided to set out And defeat the evil Miniclip king
Myspace1111.So Slayer set out with his sidekick and set his mind on getting to Miniclips citadel He grabbed his few belongings And stuffed them in his bag.Slayer knew it would be difficult but he didnâ��t care he had to save his home.And off he went to face a power that was stronger than he could imagine.
Slayers time in the INN
Slayer had been traveling for about 5 hours when he saw a Inn.He decided to go in.Once he was inside he saw a Person who looked like he had just been terrified.Slayer said â��Whats wrong with youâ��?The man seem to have heard him so he said â��um sorry I thought I saw A werewolf.â��Slayer laughed â��Foolish man there are no such thing as werewolvesâ��But the man Said â��I knew I saw it and if you lagh one more time Im raising the price for your stay By 10 coinsâ��Woah Woah calm down old man Now get me a mug of coffee for a this teenager whos trying to save his homelandâ��â��Fine muttered the manâ��My names nobler Im the proud owner of this innâ��You know any adventurers that would be willing to help meâ��?Um lets see theres Mxracer100 no not that one hmm Oh I just thought of a good one His name is RightWWrong.â��Youll find him in The town ahead .â��Thanks for the informationâ��.Slayer took a sip of coffee and saidâ��what does this guy look like?â��Well he has blond hair 18 years old and about5 feet tallâ��.â��Okâ��said Slayer.Then Slayer left the Inn.And started going down the road but after about 30 minutes a shadow creeped up on him slowly then Slayer turned around and saw a wolf.The wolf jumped at him but slayer cut his head with his longsword.hoooooooooooowâ��yelled the wolf and then it ran away.Then slayer continued to the town.But he knew he had to fight a army of mutants that were camped in between the inn and the town.He went forward to fullfill is destiny.
Myspace the evil king of Miniclip.Had been yelling at his builders to work faster on the weapon that had the ability to launch several zombie containers.He had made his scientists turn 1000s of peasants into zombies and once thee weapon was complete it would have the ability to to shoot100s of zombies containers,the containers when getting huge damage from landing so far away would explode relaeasing all of the zombies.Now myspace was thinking about how far away he would need to launch the weapon when a messnger came into this throne room."Sir or spies have reported A teenage boy who bears hte resemblance of AGers coming this way
".So one teeneager cannot stop my legions of men and wizards.Very well sir:Then the messenger hurried out of the room.But truly the king was worried."What if the boy is the boy in the prphecy the one who was born with the ability to fight like a immortal.Hmm.if he made it here this is ruined". i will sleep on it he thought.He went fast asleep.
So thats sprt of a midway point telling what happened as soon as the boy started to leave the inn.
Slayer had been going through the woods when he finally reached mutants hill it looked abandoned,but he was not fooled Slayer continued cautiously when he noticed he had been stepping in green goo."What is...He was cutoff for a green blob grabbed him he sliced it with his sword and all of a sudden green monsters rise everywhere they moved like a robot very slowly Slayer slashed them all but they reformed and contuined their march when The biggest came out of a large pile of goo he roaredMe covertcoder you food".Slayer jumped up And hit is head with his fists but he grabbed him and put him in is his mouth.slayer wondering how he got in here looked around And sawsome glowing sword it was huge.Slayer grabbbed it and sliced open the monsters stomach and stepped out the monster got angry but slayer jumped and cut his heart.The monster fell down heavily and after observing our hero continued through the giant hill.What will happen next??????????????Next chapter
Chapter 3 part 2
Slayer arrives in the capital
Slayer had been making his way through A long path and finally came across a wall.It appeared to be very instable then some guards came over to inspect him.A guard says "
where are you from"."I um am from Crazy monkey games land".
"You sound like your from AG boy"My bloodline is AG and uh"Slayer regretted what he did next.He grabbed his sword and sliced the guards heads off.A vilager whosaw the incident Went to to tell a guard so Slayer decied he would have to fight his way through this city.Slayer entered the city and quickly caused chaos he left buildings burning people screaming.Guards in rage.Meanwhile
"Sir theres a maniac in the city"."What exclaimed the king wel i have a plan quickly tell The captain Mxracer100 to get his soldiers escorting the citizens here NOW!!""Yes sir"The man told The captain King myspaces orders."Hmm ok" soon he had gotten the remaining 40 percent of the population in the palace.Mxracer100 reported to the king we got all the people we could find in the castle sir what do we do next"?"We launch our zombie containers at him"WHAT SIR i mean sir they would plague the city"Watch the tone and they wont if we set them to destroying a certain target""Tell the machinists to launch the containers at him"Yes sir said Mxracer100.Within mintues the zombie containers were flying in the air.
What is happening shouted Slayer as zobies started falling all around him.
Chapter 4 slayers depserate attempt.
Slayer found himself sourrounded by hordes of weird undead beasts so he told brian to go duck for cover.Brian noddedand ran into a mouse hole and got welcomed by a black mouse.Slayer thinking of what to do saw a dam nearby and then located the gate opener so Slayer tried to get there but was stopped by a abomination he quickly sliced at is legs and the abomination yelled"Gimme your life"."Never yelled Slayer has he jumped and stuck the sword In the abominations throat."Take that".He then found himself as he proceded to the gate opener that zombies were coming at him from all sides saying "BRRRAAAAAAINNNNNNSS".Slayer punched and kicked yelling"get a life."And youre in for it now".After having barely dodged a zombies bite he quickly destroyed the rest and made it to the opener.As he pressed the button It would take 1 minute for it toactivate releasing the water looding the enemy city.But he would have to make his way up to The palace which had a wall that should be able to prevent the water from getting to him.He quickly hurried and got Brian and put him in his pocket.Slayer then hurried fast to the wall to open the door (which was unguarded at the momnet so the soldiers could escpae to the safety of The castle.Slayer was almost to the door when several gargoyles stopped him They grabbed him and brought him in the air when brian came out of the pocket and bit The monsters so they let go of Slayer who landed in a bush.The wall had started to open.Slayer said "We got to hurry". He opened the door and quickly closed and locked it.Phew Slayer thought The water flowed past the castle but couldnit breach it.So slayer saw a rope nearby and quickly attacheda hook to it.He grabbed the rope threw it to the open window.and started to climb up.
Slayer had been walking in the castle until he saw the biggest Door."That has to be the the throne room.said slayer.
He opened the door and saw Myspace."very well boy you have made it this far"He got up and grabbed his sword.He slings it at slayer but he counters it.Then while being stunned from the counter myspace says WHO LIKES HAPPY ENDINGS AND CUTS OFF SLAYERS HEAD.Well thats the end of that.But sir said a servent now theres no real ending."so""just eat donut
I know did i not tell you about the SECRET ENDING
Chapter 5 the real battle
Slayer approached Myspace Then quickly swung his sword at him and said"thats what you get"Myspace quickly rolls out of the way and says "Ha!Youre as pathetic as your father boy"Then he quickly jumped and was about to land a serious blow when Brian Jumped out and bit him."OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
You little Brat then he sliced furiously at Slayer NonStop.Slayer counted it and said "What do you know about my Father""Why should i tell you boy"Then Slayer tackled myspace and put the sword to his neck"thats why now tell me before i get ugly""How Pathetic can you get my Boy how could you not figure out THAT I AM YOURE FATHER."WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT.....No youre not my Father would never do this""Wrong again i was rather pathetic in my earlier days but i only said i was pathetic to give me enought time to do this he kicked off slayer and Snarled"If only you had Turned Evil when you were young my boy""Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"yelled SlayerThen myspace decided he had enough he pressed a button on his throne and and donut monsters rolled out of secret holes and grabbed Slayer and killed him.MWWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
so thats my first story the extra stuff is from the forums so bye.This chapter 1 of a story about a AG gamer so heres chapter 1
A AG gamer is playing sonny when the site crashes right whens he at the final boss fight so he grabs the phone and calls the AG office to find out what is wrong but he gets answered with a growl sounding like a zombie so he grabs his headphone shooter gun that goes on zombies heads and make them listen to educational programming then heads off on a epic journey toto the studio gos inside and is attacked by some AG zombies he fires them and they falll down to the ground.he sees a computer and finds that it has a radioactive virus thats turning every body into zombies and so he tracked the source somebody got a spam email and caused the virus what will he do tohe learns that a guy who hates armorgames and bigjacob stories took over armorgames so he took the nearest warphole to the pizza parlor and ate some pizza then went to find the hacker he sees a guy talking to a guy whos holding AG hacked files the man with the files walks away but he tortures the other man with bad singing until he coughs up the information out of his throat it is time.He knows who the hacker is it is...enter orion he is the hacker of armorgames yes who wouldve thought hed be the one to hack armorgames anyway the guy runs after the guy who throwing out his enter orion music video which is bad so the hero throws a shriken at the dude so the bad guy trips dropping the hack files and the hero takes the files cracks it and restores armorgames to glory.YIPPIE YI YO YO.and that is the end yay my second story.So to all you people who think my stories are spam its because i do it in short chapters ok geez.My collection of short stories.
NOTE: The conclusion of some stories may not make sense. Story number 1Mario tries to find his car keys
Mario needed to go to mushroom plaza so he looked in his room not there. LHe checks in his key cabinet, but not there. Still he gets mad and tears his house apart and decides to let his anger out on a donut and smashes, but finds that the key was in the donut the whole time. Mario faints upon finding out what just happened.
THE END Story 2
Pacmans encounter with the banana
Pacman went on a peaceful stroll through the forest when he sees a walking banana. He thinks thatâ��s odd I thought that all the bananas fled to banana hill. The banana greets him saying my name Fred Ward Banana. Then pacman feels hungry and looks at Fred Ward hungrily. The banana says why are you looking at me like that. Then pacman eats the banana.
THE ï�¸ï�¸ END
(--- )Story number 3
Mega man goes to his naggy grannyMega man decided he needed to visit his naggy old granny so he heads off in a forest to his granny, so he put on his red hood power up and makes it to his grannies,he goes inside to his grannies house and then granny says what are you doing here. Megaman says I only came for my inheritance you old bag.
But I already spent your inheritance on taboids.Megaman then blasts his grandma and leaves.
Sonic learns how to use a tv remote.
Sonic went and bought a tv for the first time and tried to figure out how to get the remote to work.He pressed a blue button the remote makes coffee,then he tries the yellow button the remote gives him a butt mausage,then sonic tries the green button he gets hit by flying donuts then he presses the red button and the tv comes on.Sonic said great now i have to learn how to use a cell phone.
The war between two idiots
Once there was 2 idiots who walked up to each other and said im stupider then you no youre not said the other one. Well i,m so stupid I think that cartoons are music in the car.Oh yeah well im so stupid that my brain is littler than my boogers. Grrrrrrr they said but then they just decided to eat a pizza.
.This is my story ohow ag was created.
A while after Fancy Pants Man defeated Mario our hero went to find some game sites on the Internet but to his surprise all the game sites were destroyed. He left for the town because he hoped to find a surviving game site.When he got to the town he saw people everywhere mourning for the loss of their favorite game sites including Newgrounds,Kongregate,Miniclip and many others.Fancy Pants man heard of the oldest living gamer who lives in this town.He found his hut and FPM talked to him the old gamer spoke of a website making device that could make the ultimate gaming site Fancy Pants Man head off to find it in the mountains.Fancy pants man climbed the mountains for very long until he came to a pack of orcs you were very hungry,and attacked fancy pants man,but fancy pants man used his wedgie powers on the orcs and then the orcs fled.So Fancy Pants Man climbed longer until he reached a very bright file on a computer on the top he clicked it and all of a sudden he saw a blank website he after a few days made it the ultimate gaming site.His username is DanielMcneely.The end of the entire story thats how AG was created.
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