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I like pie so I hand out pie for FREE! now i am known as FREEPIE172
6 Secret Truths in Life:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)
P.S. I did not fall for it
(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste
(='.'=) Bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!
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official logo to the free deserts clan
by Matthew Wilson (freepie172) Post this to wall ONLY if u get an invite or your account is free[insert desert here]172
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Armor of God Christian Clan
Logo By Jake297
Clan President: Deathbewithyou
Established in 02/20/2012
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Chuck Norris Jokes by: Gunthex, and Ghostofelements
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
-Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero
-Chuck norris can win THE GAME while thinking about it.
-Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice.
-Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall.
-Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!"
-The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar.
-Chuck Norris can speak braille.
-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan.
-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
-Chuck Norris can make the sea cry
-the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris
-Levels of difficultys:
-Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants.
-Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days.
-Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet!
-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
-Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato.
-Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
-Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction.
-Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
-Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost.
-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
-Chuck Norris can drown a fish
"BUNNIES WILL RULE THE WORLD!"
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