- Member since: 5/30/2010
- Gender: Female
Hello and welcome to Gia Monic's Bio.
Today I will tell you random facts.
-80% of pictures on the internet are of naked woman.
-10% of my body is "body fat" (yes yes im skinny SO WHAT?!?!?!)
-100% of my grandma's friend Michael is Pure Mean. (C4-9999999999999.)
Alright now onto the real thing, that was just a pre-loader. :D So, my world is an insane place, so I will tell you a story about when a bug lands on your face. (yay i made a ryhme!)
When a bug lands on your face it flys away and a bird eats it. then an even bigger bird comes along and eats that, then it gets shot by an AK-47 and a vulture eats it. While the vulture is feasting a lion comes and eats it. Then the lion gets thirsty and drinks from a lake. Then some men come along and shoot the lion with an African-Issued gun. (From Chad!). So then the men cook up the lion near the little pond when a giant shark comes up and eats the people and the lion. Then the shark goes into the sea and a giant killer whale eats it. (Pauses) Wait...what eats a killer whale? ............ Oh, yeah! Then a meteor comes down and splashes into the sea and kills the killer whale. A man saw the impact and runs to the city of "PittsBargh" and says: "EVERYBODY A METEOR KILLED MY PET SWIMMY! EVERYBODY RUN LIKE CRAZEH!1!1!!!111!!!" So everybody did until some scientists came and said "Its okay, another meteor will not come in another one hundred years." But those scientists were old and they died. Then on the American New year's, for their 100th New Year after the meteor, everyone forgot the scientists and partied, until a giant meteor came and hit the sun. The sun hurdled from its place and then in a nano second it had clamed our dear 1st planet. Then venus, and then it suddenly halted. Riiight at the exosphere. "Oh my gosh its hot!" One man said. So everybody celebrated New Years at home and for the next year it was so so so hot, that the temp. would almost never dip down to below 100. Then it got worse. The sun came down and destroyed the Exosphere. Then the fourth one...(4got the name... =P) Then the mesosphere, then the stratusphere, then when it hit the troposphere on impact only one person died, a few houses injured, and a tree funeral.
"YAAAY!!!" everybody cheered, until they found out they had no light source, nothing to help the trees. And no sun = no trees and no trees= no air and no air = PEOPLE DEAD. And that is what happens when a bug lands on your face.
Did you like my story? Well i hope you did, since (no not another story, p.s. mine is original.) Its a semi-link! You dont click it. ^^
BEST GAME EVAH: www.aq.com
(A domain name with only two letters?! Uber rare!)
So yeah. play it. or else. I will unleash my taco army on you. They float. :3
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