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jacobo101

  • Member since: 4/11/2011
  • Gender: Male
  • AIM: good at it on Battlefield 3
  • MSN: nooooo
  • Yahoo: its what you say on a rollercoaster
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  • Wii: stupid
  • PSN: SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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About

hi this is about me and other stuff enjoy!!!!!!
my moto is

                  CRAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!
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Wood Serf: 10 AP done!
Silver Serf: 25 AP done!
Gold Serf: 100 AP finished!
Wood Squire: 225 AP finished!
Silver Squire: 400 AP  done!
Gold Squire: 625 AP yay done!
Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Silver Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP
Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP
Silver Lord/Lady: 3500 AP
Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP
Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP
Silver Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP
Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP
Silver Prince/Princess: 8500 AP
Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP
Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP
Silver King/Queen: 14500 AP
Gold King/Queen:

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(+'.'+) Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on ur profile to help him gain
world domination! Please? It's for a good cause!

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I wanna ROCK!

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A freind visits you in jail.
A best freind bails you out of jail.
And a true freind sits next to you in jail and says"that was so freaking awsome!"

Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start.

The six truths of life:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)

i have a story to tell you guys who visit my page, once a upon a time in a boring village in a boring house their lived a boring family called mrs. boring and mr boring .......................to be contiued 

Weird Food Labels

"Caution! Contents hot!" - On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." - The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." - On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." - On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down" - Red Barron Pizza

"(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down" - TV Dinner

"Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust." - Frozen Pizza

"(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts." - Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

"This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)." - Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

"step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts." - Delta roasted nuts

"Warning: Tarts may be hot." - Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

"Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating." - Fruit By the Foot

"Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it." - Big One Pizza

"Ingredients: Carrots" - W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

"Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!" - Ragu Express

"Caution: Ice cream is cold" - Hagan Ice Cream

"Do not eat packet." - Hormel Pepperoni

"Warning: May contain traces of nuts." - Hershey’s Almond Bar

"Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa." - Lunchables Nachos

"Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice." - Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

"Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals." - Mama Instant Noodles

"Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman." - Kikkoman Soy Sauce

"Artificially Flavored Real Fruit." - Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

"Instructions: Put on food" - Heinz Ketchup

"Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking." - Jack’s Cheese Pizza

"Ingredient: Sugar" - Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

"Artificially Flavored." - Ring Pops �" Made with Real Fruit Juice

"Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat." - Jolly Rancher

"Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals." - Carefree Gum

"After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle: CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT." - Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." - American Airlines Peanuts

"Product will be hot after heating." - Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

"Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)." - Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

"Warning: This product contains nuts." - Sainsbury Peanuts

"For best results, remove cap." - Nabisco Easy Cheese

"This product must be cooked before eating." - Swanson TV Dinners

"Not for weight control." - On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)" - ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT

"Warning: contains nuts." - ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS.

"Remove plastic before eating." - On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

Due to an absolutely disgusting end of term school report and internet connection difficulties, I will be inactive henceforth. Those who think i'm joking are ridiculous and receiving an E-slap across the face from me

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this is what you guys been waiting for =P
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