- Member since: 3/20/2011
- Gender: Female
- AIM: FIRE! ... Ow! I just took an arrow to the knee!
- MSN: Makes Stupid Noises (and jokes)
- Yahoo: Yoohoo? I hate that drink!
- XBOX Live: I dont watch boxing...
- Wii: Wii, Wii, all the home!
- PS3: ...Is that a drug?
- SteamID: Sorry officer, its in my other pants. But I will say, yes I have been drinking. Copiously.
Well, one day I finally decided to come out from under your bed. Sadly, I did not know you had a pet dog, a BIG dog. YOUR stupid dog bit the heck out me. Now I live in your backyard with my laptop, droid, ipod, stuffed monkey, and wii. Now I wait, in your backyard, for the perfect moment to exact my revenge. OH! And I like to party!!!
Hey, so yeah, if didn't notice from that short autobiography, I'm insane; I know, and am proud of that fact, I also know that "droid" should now be "droid bionic", cuz... BAM! I gots it! *nerd-gasm*
I am... *dramatic music* BACK!!! Mwah, mwahahahahaha! No, no I have not come back to exact my revenge (that comes later *more evil laughter*) I came back to say... *sexy man voice* I love you and miss you, baby. Please take me back, Kongregate was just a fling, you're my one and only (not really, but you're better). Please take me back, Armor Games, I need you! I'll come to you for the good games (again, not really, I'm still gonna go to Kong too, gotta spread the love). I LOVE YOU AG!!! *does some sexy stuff to AG*
*normal voice* So... um, yeah, let's never speak of that. Okay, I wasn't just cheating on Armor Games with Kongregate. I also got a terrible virus, an computer STD (Server Transmitted Disease) of sorts . It was probably from Kong, that floozy (floozy is a nice way of saying someone sleeps around). But now I'm back! Did you miss me?! No?? Well, Kong missed me! And you wonder why I cheated!!!
1) A goldfish has a memory of three seconds
2) A goldfish is the only animal that can see infrared and ultraviolet light
3) Owls are only the birds who can see the color blue
4) An average adult male thinks about sex every 7 seconds
5) Astronauts cannot burp in space.
6) One of Hewlett Packard's first ideas was an automatic urinal flusher
7) Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die
8) Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny and many other Looney Tunes characters) was allergic to carrots
9) An average man has about 10 erections during sleep
10) Heinz Ketchup (not Catsup; that's just wrong) leaving the bottle travels at 25 mile per year
11) Some Chinese varieties of peaches are flat like donuts
12) A toothpick is the object most choked on by Americans
14) Actress Nicole Kidman is afraid of butterflies (I'll say it for you: Dafuq)
15) Almonds are members of the peach family ( Aw, nuts! Get it? 'Cause most people think... almonds... are... nuts. Oh, shut up, it was funny)
16) I skipped number 13, not to mess with anyone, I just forgot. I'm just gonna keep on going. Screw number 13, she was my least favorite character on House anyways... I miss House. =(
17) I am awesome. FACT. Not a weird one, just a fact in itself.
18) Another plain old fact: You can be awesome too, with just 19 payments of $99.95 (plus $9.99 shipping and handling)... OR you can just share this with your friends 'cause they'll think you're awesome (or pretty okay) no matter what. You can still pay me though.
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