mortalalex

• Member since: 5/14/2011
• Gender: Male
• AIM: push the DO NOT PUSH TIS BUTTON BUTTON
• MSN: COME ON PUSH IT
• Yahoo: I know you wanna
• XBOX Live: perfectgamer22
• Wii: im not kidding
• PS3: I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• SteamID: IM SERIOUS!!!!

 
 

choose the snowman to help him gain world domination

Hi i'm mortalalex and this is my profile as you know this a gaming website my favorite games are vortex wars 2,free rider 2,bubble tanks 2 tower defense,and bad eggs online.if you find anything interesting like a good free rider 2 level please tell me!I also enjoy playing other games like Minecraft or mortal combat
                   
:)  :(   :D  D:  =(  =D  =)  D=  8o  8D D8     
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I copied this I forgot who made this but this makes me jealous :P
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This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start

look at my profile name at the top,then look at the stuff under it and once you read this you will have to do as told or you will have bad luck for a month!

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10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile     

Aehm... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpenlig was iprmoannt!

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't win a deathmatch,he waits for the person to go suicide.

the wheel chair symbol doesn't mean that you that disabled people park there it means that its reserved for chuck norris and you will be disabled if you park there.

jesus walks on water chuck norris swims on land

chuck norris swam in a pond wich is now called the pacific ocean

chuck norris could of been in man vs wild but the producers didn't want childeren to think its safe to eat lava

aliens are waiting for chuck norris to die

sonic can run around the world in an hour,chuck norris can go around the world and touch the back of his head

ghosts sit around the campfire to tell scary chuck norris stories

chuck norris has already been to mars thats why there isn't any signs of life

chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the s*** out of it

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

death had a near chuck norris experince

chuck norris knows how to delete a recycling bin.

chuck norris donated blood to a person who is now super man

chuck norris can speak braille

chuck norris and animal sightings
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chuck norris round housed a horse wich is now called a girrafe

chuck norris stomped on a mouse 2 days later it became an elephant

chuck norris kicked a fish into the ocean then it became a blue whale

A.G.T.L.
Armor Games Twentieth Legion

COMMANDING OFFICERS

Praetor 


Blackbeltr0

Commanding Legatus (SIC Second In Command)

Anthonyk30 
*

Clausse  
*

MachineofLight

Spartan006

(28) Legatus

(27) Centurio primus pilus

fries

thepunisher93

Roger721

(26) Senior Tribune

(25) Consul

Major101

(24) 1st Sub Tribune

Skydragon720

(23) 2nd Sub Tribune

(22) Centurions

Salvidian

(21) 1st Century Opito

(20) 2nd Century Opito

HIGH RANKS NON-OFFICER (unless described as officer)

(19) Protectores

(18) Praefectus

(17)Magister Equitum

(16) Tesserarius

(15) Veteran Legionnaire 

Officer nonfatcow

Ellielovescute666

Officer redslaughterer

(14) Sub Legionnaire centurio

(13) 1st logistica Legionnaire

Jblaze101

(12) 2nd logistica Legionnaire

diablo1066

LOWER RANKS

(11)Principales Legionnaire

(10) Legionnaire Medica

Officer floodrunner7777

(9) Sub Legionnaire 

ForNoReason

superbobdabest

(8) 1st Sub logistica Legionnaire

mortalalex

Max000_Extreme  * 

(7)  Sub logistica Legionnaire

(6) 1st Chief Spear logistica

(5) legionnaire Posterior  


(4) 1st Spear Legionnaire

Blackknight1234 *   

Yaman13

Dragonlizard7

Theawesome_tothemax

(3)  Spear Legionnaire

Officer ReaEpicness

  Officer Heyhey23*

Suicide_Machine

Labrinthrocks

Gladiator999999

Crabbyman1

Destroyer7491

Im_Going_To_Crush_U

Phantom2289

(2) 1st legionnaire 

fluffy8802       
                                                       
0pp *   

walshymusic
           
(1)  legionnaire Miles Gregarius

emangsaja

Airsoftwarrior11

MachineOfLilkroke

(0) probatio

Firesnake1234

Assassin1067

Blackbeltr0FAN

destrojer52

pokemonrocks126

DUTIES

COMMISSIONER: LABRINTHROCKS, nonfatcow

recruits people

PROMOTION legionnaire: Phantom2289, mortalex   
keeps track of who needs one, who has one, and who needs a demotion

MAIL OFFICER legionnaire: CLAUSSE
Passes out news to everyone in the clan.
   
SUPERVISOR legionnaire :ANTHONYK30
Supervises Group members and jobs. Reports to me if anything goes wrong or if someone isn't doing their job correctly.

1st Spear SUPERVISOR: YAMAN13
helps generals

Punishment legionnaire: 
Blackknight1234,fries
enforces rules

COURT MARTIAL: 
HEYHEY23* Judge

Rules of Rank

-Follow your superiors orders at all times.
- Treason will get you into deep trouble, also disrespect will get u a punishment.
-Promotion in rank is based on activity, Worthiness, trust, Armor Points, and Willingness to take risks for the Legion.

-A promotion is given when your commanding officer decides you are ready. You must have completed any tasks 100% and follow orders in order to promote and be approved by the Commander.
- Report to people in jobs if their task concerns  u (earn points for promo etc.)
- if u have problems go to your Cohort leader
-ADDRESS EVERY LEGION MEMBER BY RANK AND NAME
- Always report in spammers and you will get more points If you spam your crime is a major crime and will be judged by the Cohort Captain, 2nd in command, SICs or Praetor.(In Extreme cases by the Senate)
- keep track of news
- if your job needs something on the profile please put it there
- HAVE FUN AND FIGHT FOR THE LEGION
- if you have any trouble with these rules come to me I will be happy to make allowances

Point system how u earn rank ups faster

(and maybe in the future how you do PEROID)
*   That is the point system.( The asterisk)  This is a special honor for the good deeds that i see you do.
Rules of Occupation
-Every job is to be completed when tasked and on time.

-You can request to leave your position by asking the Praetor.

~Punishments
-Severity of a crime will be decided by the Captain or any high ranking officer of the Cohort.

~Crimes are classified as: Extreme, Major, and Minor.

-Minor crimes result in a strip in rank.

-Major crimes result in a strip in rank and public posting of your crime.

~other punishments
-Rebuke by officer
��" Reduction of voting rights
��" Reporting to moderator
��" Reduction in rank
��" Dishonourable discharge
��" Loss of time in service advantages
��" Relegation to inferior service or duties.
��" Additional duties

-Extreme crimes result in posting of crime and humiliation by the Legion and you will be expelled from the LEGION.

HIGH RANK Senate
BLACKBELTR0

ANTHONYK30

CLAUSSE

MachineofLight

Roger721

Spartan006

Officer REAEPICNESS
Officer nonfatcow
Officer HEYHEY23*
Officer redslaughterer
Officer  floodrunner7777
Major101
Skydragon720

ALLIES

Spartan Clan

A.G.A.T.G

CLAN

Cohorts The leaders are responsible to put you in themselves so talk to them.

1 Clausse

2 Anthonyk30

3 MachineofLight

4 Spartan006
Wanna join? Just ask me

I'm starting a football team vote.vote for your favorite team and it might win!you can only vote by 3-31-13.vote by posting
on my profile.

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WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE?

I think I have the answer. Well everybody has a purpose in life you need to find it, whether it is a doctor, vet etc. If you don't make a difference in society then whats the point of life?, is to give a away the gift of life? You only have one life so make it count. Don't give up, no matter if you have a disability or if you don't have a lot of money, I know people that almost started with nothing.

If you actually was wise enough to read this and if you agree then post it on your page.

.Obvious Faces:

:)    Happy 1
:(    Sad 2
>:)    Evil 3
:O    Shocked 4
>:O    Angrily shocked 5
:D    Really happy 6
:P    Silly 7
>:(    Angry 8
:|    Normal 9
;)    Winking 10
<:|    Anxious
(OO)    Wide-Eyed
O_o    WOAH! 13

Other Faces:

:-|     Long nosed
:O)    Clown
X(    Dead
,:(     Doubting
O-:)    Angel
:*    Kissing face
:{)    Happy mustache man 20
=)    Eyeless!
=:)    Happy in a different form
D:    Oh no! 23

Stuff that I made up:

:/    um…ok then
:V    Big lips
:+)    Cross-nosed…get it?
:!    Zit
:))    Double chin
8-)    Nerd
(:-)    Detailed 30
[;}    Old man
:<>(    Diamond nose
D(    Cyclops
(:|    Unibrow
(:E|    Knight
~(:D    Single haired
(   )    Slender Man
<0>:)    Witch
:::|    Alien
‘/;-(    Scars 40
:L _ _    Drooling
|-|(    Robot
D:)    Hat/cap
| |:(    Ninja
:)-    Goa-tee
`:#_(    Bullied  (see? Bullies are bad!)
:$    Scarred lip
: (:)D    Pig nosed
|:`(    Tired
|:||||D||    Full-on beard 50
E:)    Hair
:F    Retarted
:=(    Crying
:8    Sick
E3:D    Bushy eyebrows
:9    Licking your chops! Yum!
[ |:)    Top hat
<-(XO--<    Killed by arrow
‘;’’ (    Very tired
<||:#|--    Scarecrow 60
(   ):)    Afro
:<|(    Turned up nose
(|:| |    Beanie and scarf
_:`_-(    Sweating
.#(    Patched eye
I:|    Head gear
:3    Sheepish
:[]    Robot teeth
:[-]    Robot screaming
:)-O-O    Pogo stick 70
>:(|||||    Prisoner in stripes
((:|))    Wrinkly
E:{-    All the different types of hair
Occupations:
(-|:)    Construction Worker
|+|:)    Doctor
[||:(    Military officer
|*|8)+    Pilot 77
Letter Faces (that I made up):
:B    Buck teeth
:C    Surprised and sad
:U    Pac-Man
:E    Fangs
:X    Mute
:J    Fatty smiling
:I    Fatty
B)    Sunglasses 85
IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND A FACE, TELL ME.

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