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- Member since: 5/14/2011
- Gender: Male
- AIM: NBA player
- MSN: ya
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- XBOX Live: perfectgamer22
- Wii: ya
- PSN: NA
- SteamID: mortalalex
choose the snowman to help him gain world domination
Hi i'm mortalalex and this is my profile as you know this a gaming website my favorite games are vortex wars 2,free rider 2,bubble tanks 2 tower defense,and bad eggs online.if you find anything interesting like a good free rider 2 level please tell me!I also enjoy playing other games like Minecraft or mortal combat
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I copied this I forgot who made this but this makes me jealous :P
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caution! do not push this button!!!!!!!!!!
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This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start
look at my profile name at the top,then look at the stuff under it and once you read this you will have to do as told or you will have bad luck for a month!
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10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile
Aehm... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpenlig was iprmoannt!
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't win a deathmatch,he waits for the person to go suicide.
the wheel chair symbol doesn't mean that disabled people park there it means that its reserved for Chuck Norris and you will be disabled if you park there.
Jesus walks on water chuck norris swims on land
Chuck Norris stepped in a pond witch is now called the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Norris could of been in man vs wild but the producers didn't want children to think its safe to drink lava
aliens are waiting for Chuck Norris to die
Sonic can run around the world in an hour,Chuck Norris can go around the world and touch the back of his head
ghosts sit around the campfire to tell scary Chuck Norris stories
Chuck Norris has already been to mars that's why there isn't any signs of life
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the s*** out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
death had a near Chuck Norris experince
Chuck Norris knows how to delete a recycling bin.
Chuck Norris donated blood to a person who is now Super Man
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris and animal sightings
Chuck Norris round housed a horse witch is now called a girrafe
Chuck Norris stomped on a mouse 2 seconds later it became an elephant
Chuck Norris kicked a fish into the ocean then it became a blue whale
Divisions: ask about NOW
Tournament: DEADSWITCH II
Highest score gets a PROMOTION or a MEDAL OF HONOR
New promotion system
MY GROUP EMAIL:
Armor Games Military Operations Team
Member count: 133
COMMANDING OFFICERS( A.G.M.O.S.F.T Armor Games Military Operation Special Forces Team)
Supreme Lieutenant Commanding General ✯✯✯
High Commanding General (SIC Second In Command)✯✯
Presidents of A.G.M.O.T ✯✯✯✯✯ (Second In Command)
Commanding General of A.G.M.O.T.(TIC
Third In Command) ✯
(30) Chief General
ALL RANKS ABOVE THIS ARE SPECIALLY PLACED OF MOST ELITE LEADERS
(29) Supreme General ✯✯✯✯✯
(28) Chief General ✯✯✯✯
ALL RANKS ABOVE THIS NEED TO HAVE SPECIAL LEADER QUALITIES
(27) Lieutenant General ✯✯✯
(26) Major General ✯✯
(25) General ✯
(23) Lt. Colonel
HIGH RANKS NON-OFFICER (unless described as officer)
(20) 1st Lieutenant
(19) 2nd Lieutenant
(18) Chief Warrant Officer 1st Class
(17) Chief Warrant Officer 2nd Class
(16) Chief Warrant Officer 3rd Class
(15) Chief Warrant Officer
(14) Warrant Officer
(13) Sergeant of A.G.M.O.T.
(12) Command Sergeant Major
(11) Sergeant Major
(10) 1st Sergeant
(9) Master Sergeant
(8) Sergeant First Class
(7) Staff Sergeant
(3) Lance Corporal
(2) Private 1st Class
COMMISSIONER: LABRINTHROCKS, NONFATCOW, dav123
DRILL OFFICER:ASK08 Makes game competitions
PROMOTION CHARTER: xXxDAPRO89xXx,Phantom2289, mortalex
keeps track of who needs one, who has one, and who needs a demotion
MAIL OFFICER: CLAUSSE,
Passes out news to everyone in the clan.
CHIEF SUPERVISOR: MRSTEALTH Blackbeltr0's Assistant, He Helps new people get use to the group, Helps in all jobs and Makes sure everyone is doing their Jobs and living up to the clan rules.
Supervises Group members and jobs. Reports to me if anything goes wrong or if someone isn't doing their job correctly.
SUPERVISOR ASSISTANT: YAMAN13(SIC's and TIC's),
COURT MARTIAL: , HEYHEY23✪ Judge
Rules of Rank
- ALL OFFICERS MUST DO LEADERSHIP; THIS IS GIVING ORDERS, PASSING DOWN ORDERS, PROMOTING, DEMOTING & LEADING EVENTS (other things may be added)
-Follow your superiors orders at all times.(or give them a GOOD reason why you won't or can't but respectfully)
- Treason will get you into deep trouble, also disrespect will get u a punishment.
- ADRESS ALL GENERALS and HIGHER RANKS AS SIR(any issues with this see me)
- INACTIVITY (especially in high ranks) WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR A POSSIBLE DEMOTION.
-DON'T ASK FOR PROMOS
- Report to people in jobs if their task concerns u (earn points for promo etc.)
- if u have problems go to your Cohort leader
-ADDRESS EVERY TEAM MEMBER RESPECTFULLY
- Always report in spammers and you will get more points If you spam your crime is a major crime and will be judged by the officer in command, 2nd in command, SICs or Blackbeltr0(In Extreme cases by the HR COUNCIL)
- TELL AN OFFICER WHEN U NEED A PROMOTION
- keep track of news
- if your job needs something on the profile please put it there
- HAVE FUN AND FIGHT FOR THE TEAM
-DO NOT ASK for a Promo just say you earned another 100 ap!!!!
- if you have any trouble with these rules come to me I will be happy to make allowances
Point system how u earn rank ups faster
✪ That is the point system.( The star with the circle) This is a special honor for the good deeds that i see you do. After you get 3 of those u get this in place of them. ✫
-Promotion in rank is based on activity
Willingness to work for the TEAM.
-A promotion is given when your commanding officer decides you are ready. You must have completed any tasks 100% and follow orders in order to promote and be approved by the Commander.
Potential questions for Promotion Board
• How long have you served
• What do you plan to do to advance the group
• How many have you recruited
• When are you hoping to earn your next rank
• Why do you feel you deserve this rank
• What leadership have you done (if any)
• What leadership do you want to do
• Who do you want to serve with as a higher rank
• What skill do you have that could help with becoming a higher and higher rank
• What do you want to see happen as a higher rank
• What changes should the group, or high rank staff make
• Do you have any input about your group experience so far
Rules of Occupation
-Every job is to be completed when tasked and on time.
-You can request to leave your position by asking the LEADER.
-Severity of a crime will be decided by the Officer or any high ranking officer of the Team.
~Crimes are classified as: Extreme, Major, and Minor.
-Minor crimes result in a strip in rank.
-Major crimes result in a strip in rank and public posting of your crime.
-Rebuke by officer
– Reduction of voting rights
– Reporting to moderator
– Reduction in rank
– Dishonourable discharge
– Loss of time in service advantages
– Relegation to inferior service or duties.
– Additional duties
-Extreme crimes result in posting of crime and humiliation by the Team and you will be expelled from the TEAM.
How To Resolve In Group Conflicts
1: Go to a General tell what the issue is.
2: Tell them to talk to that General and if it does not stop Go to a TIC
3: If it progresses Tell The Punishment Officer, Judge and Sic.
TIP if you want to skip these stages come and talk to me or one that is send you too. :)
HIGH RANK Council Ask Black about membership!
Divisions The leaders are responsible to put you in themselves so talk to them.
Junior Officer: firebreather00
First Officer: MrStealth
First Officer: Jblaze101
Wanna join? Just ask me
I'm starting a football team vote.vote for your favorite team and it might win!you can only vote by 3-31-13.vote by posting
on my profile.
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE?
I think I have the answer. Well everybody has a purpose in life you need to find it, whether it is a doctor, vet etc. If you don't make a difference in society then whats the point of life?, is to give a away the gift of life? You only have one life so make it count. Don't give up, no matter if you have a disability or if you don't have a lot of money, I know people that almost started with nothing.
If you actually was wise enough to read this and if you agree then post it on your page.
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