mysteriousmexican666

• Member since: 3/12/2011
• Gender: Male
• AIM: for yo momma (or mama, mamma etc.)
• MSN: [insert smart aleck comment here]
• Yahoo: It's actually 'yodelayihoo'
• XBOX Live: Getting drunk isn't necessarily a good aspect of a red neck
• Wii: Wharf diving is a normal part of an orthodontist's diet
• PS3: Blu-ray baby!
• SteamID: Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Heh heh, my name is too long!

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TOBUSCUS!!!!
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                              6 Secret Truths in Life:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)
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My favorite quotes:

It's either you, or me. And the way I see it, it might as well be you! ~~~ John Marston

War, war never changes... ~~~ Narrator from Fallout series

You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules.~~~ Dimitri Rascolov, GTA IV

Just be yourself! Everyone else is taken. ~~~ Steve Kardynal, Youtube

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. I don't mind, I think they're crazy. ~~~ "I'm Only Sleeping", The Beatles
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A funny song!
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A classic joke: Doctor: Hello
Patient: Hi
Doctor: Looks like your healthy
Patient: So is your mom
Doctor: I know
Patient: Alrighty then
Doctor: Coolio
Patient: I'll be leaving then
Doctor: Okay
(That wasn't actually supposed to be funny)
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Hello! I'm just a regular Mexican, but I'm not stereotypical (Although, I do sleep a lot). Say anything about my race and you might want to start sleeping with a nerf gun under your pillow because I will send a posse of Russians after you (fully equipped with a twin turbine hydrocarbonated rubber knife infused onto a snuggy). Alright, maybe I won't, but you have to admit, you probably weren't scared!
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Playstation 3 Platinums:

GTA IV (100%)

Mafia 2 (73%)

Fallout 3 (100%)

Fallout: New Vegas (100%)

Red dead Redemption (96%)

Infamous (100%)

L.A. Noire (100%)

Working On:

Borderlands