- Member since: 3/12/2011
- Gender: Male
- AIM: for yo momma (or mama, mamma etc.)
- MSN: [insert smart aleck comment here]
- Yahoo: It's actually 'yodelayihoo'
- XBOX Live: Getting drunk isn't necessarily a good aspect of a red neck
- Wii: Wharf diving is a normal part of an orthodontist's diet
- PS3: Blu-ray baby!
- SteamID: Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Heh heh, my name is too long!
6 Secret Truths in Life:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)
My favorite quotes:
It's either you, or me. And the way I see it, it might as well be you! ~~~ John Marston
War, war never changes... ~~~ Narrator from Fallout series
You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules.~~~ Dimitri Rascolov, GTA IV
Just be yourself! Everyone else is taken. ~~~ Steve Kardynal, Youtube
Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. I don't mind, I think they're crazy. ~~~ "I'm Only Sleeping", The Beatles
A funny song!
A classic joke: Doctor: Hello
Doctor: Looks like your healthy
Patient: So is your mom
Doctor: I know
Patient: Alrighty then
Patient: I'll be leaving then
(That wasn't actually supposed to be funny)
Hello! I'm just a regular Mexican, but I'm not stereotypical (Although, I do sleep a lot). Say anything about my race and you might want to start sleeping with a nerf gun under your pillow because I will send a posse of Russians after you (fully equipped with a twin turbine hydrocarbonated rubber knife infused onto a snuggy). Alright, maybe I won't, but you have to admit, you probably weren't scared!
Playstation 3 Platinums:
GTA IV (100%)
Mafia 2 (73%)
Fallout 3 (100%)
Fallout: New Vegas (100%)
Red dead Redemption (96%)
L.A. Noire (100%)
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