pickle5

pickle5

is a 15 year old Male in Tennessee and is ranked #2,710 out of 164,262 users

  • Member since: 6/13/2008
  • AIM: To get into the US Airforce and unlock the armatar
  • MSN: my IM is volsfan1129@hotmail.com so add me
  • Yahoo: pickle1129@yahoo.com but i never get on there

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A gamer that likes games.
I get on really late.

A joke i got from runnerboy8

Sunday Class
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

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  1. Hey dude.Whats going on?

  2. It was awesome.They only played classics so it was really great.

  3. Hey man,whats up?Havent talked to you in a while.

  4. Its going great.And there is like 4 days left untill Maiden.

  5. Hey dude,hows it going?

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