- Member since: 2/1/2010
- Gender: Male
- AIM: I'm still considering considering not to get
- MSN: Me no has wun
- Yahoo: I will tell anyone who sends me an email here.
- XBOX Live: If contacted hidden bombs will explode every Xbox. Since that'd be a bad idea my details are private
- Wii: Guess it
- PS3: I only allow psychic people on here. So you have to read my mind through the internet connection.
- SteamID: Look! Just stop interrogating me! Why do you want to know all this stuff! Leave me alone!
Hello. Congratulations! You are not illiterate. This is my biography. If you didn't know that I'm not quite sure how you learned to read. I'm not actually going to say anything about myself since either you don't care or you do and if you don't I don't need to tell you and if you do the fact that you do is kind of weird. The only thing that will actually apply from my personality on this site is that I'm an atheist since I like going on the religious forums. I'm putting all other information on a need-to-know basis. I know that you don't need to know what I know especially about what you need. That sentence got a bit overcomplicated.
Now for some quotes and proverbs
The number of gods is decreasing, we started with animism, people moved on to polytheism and now people are monotheistic. The next logical step is atheism - I don't remember
"Atheists are often charged with blasphemy, but it is a crime they cannot commit... When the Atheist examines, denounces, or satirises the gods, he is not dealing with persons but with ideas. He is incapable of insulting God, for he does not admit the existence of any such being... We attack not a person but a belief, not a being but an idea, not a fact but a fancy. " -George William Foote
"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"." -unknown
"If God created us perfect, how could we have possibly sinned? If God intended to create us perfectly, but failed, how is he perfect? If God intended to create us imperfectly, how is it our fault for sinning?"-skembree
"I hereby state my opinion that the notion of a god is a basic superstition, that there is no evidence for the existence of any god(s), that devils, demons, angels and saints are myths, that there is no life after death, heaven nor hell, that the Pope is a dangerous, bigoted, medieval dinosaur, and that the Holy Ghost is a comic-book character worthy of laughter and derision." -James Randi
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than a drunken man is happier than a sober one."-George Bernard Shaw
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And yet atheists are asked to provide proof for their beliefs.
If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic
An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough
I'm a pessimist because everyone knows that frowning uses more muscles than smiling and more muscles means more exercise.
I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems.
Taking the dog,
May the mass X acceleration be with you.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. AND SPIDERS!
Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat dark wizards!
If zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
Sarcasm is the best thing ever.
Absolute zero. -273.15 is the coolest.
I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninjas that hide in the dark.
If it wasn't for law enforcement and physics I'd be unstoppable!
The shin-bone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
46.536% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
And now for some random stuff I found on some guys profile
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel
90% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump.
If you're in the 10% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!"
Post this in your profile!
The "Friday" song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are also reflected (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl-got to have my cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students, (Got to catch my bus).
Wood Serf:10 AP
Iron Serf: 25 AP
Gold Serf: 100 AP
Wood Squire: 225 AP
Iron Squire: 400 AP
Gold Squire: 625 AP
Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Iron Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP
Wood Lord: 3000 AP
Iron Lord: 3500AP
Gold Lord: 4000 AP
Wood Duke: 4500 AP
Iron Duke: 5200 AP
Gold Duke: 6000 AP
Wood Prince: 7250 AP
Iron Prince: 8500 AP
Gold Prince: 10000 AP
Wood King: 12000 AP
Iron King: 14500 AP
Gold King: 17500 AP
Qwerty1011's petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide
There is a dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide that is widely used in industry. I am part of a petition to ban it.
Is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
Contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
Is fatal if inhaled.
Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
As an industrial solvent and coolant.
In nuclear power plants.
In the production of Styrofoam.
As a fire retardant.
In many forms of cruel animal research.
In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Please comment if you support this cause and add this to your profile to spread the word about this spreading danger.
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