roxofrs123yo

roxofrs123yo

is a 17 year old Female in Somewhere, maybe nowhere and is ranked #2,697 out of 344,884 users

  • Member since: 4/7/2008
  • AIM: for the target, man!!!
  • MSN: I AM NOT A FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!! >.< lol
  • Yahoo: Why would I scream YAHOO? Nobody died. ^^
  • XBOX Live: Crap.
  • Wii: play, do you?
  • PS3: Why would I want that crap?!
  • SteamID: What the crap is that crap?!^^

About

Status: WEIRDO!!!!!!
Feelings: intergorrated(made up, means crappy)
Friends: can't name 'em all off the bat^^
I FEEL FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Favorite word: crap, crappy, crappier, you get the point, don't ya???

All right. As you can see, if you are not blind, like a dwarf that dwells in the Dwailainian Forest, then you can see I AM A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will rule you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But not anymore, yo.  Crap, I fell. Please click here to see the following NOTHING AT ALL. Do not click here or up there, or anywhere exept if you are entirely lazy and need to click here to go to the bottom of page, but it will not do anything for you so just leave it be, Buster.
And, guess what...
I'm still a rock star, I gotz mah rock mooves, and I don't need you and guess what, I'm havin' more fun, and now that we are done I'm gunzta show you toonate! I'm alright! OUTA SIGHT!
And that was MY version of So What by Pink. But what about Funhouse, you ask? that song rules. This used to be a fun- house! but now its full of evil clows!dedelade dadada its time to start the count down! dedadedah im gonna burn it down down down!
Jo yeah Kachow!
I bet you're thinking "What the heck is that girl doing?!" Well, in case you are, CHECK THIS OUT!
Mario:HI I am Mario, warrior of stinky foot cheese!
Luigi: And Im a Luigi!
Mario and Luigi:And together we are the
Mario and Luigi people!/ guys/ men
Weird name but it works!!!
Mario:OH and this is Yoshi, if I must introduce...
Yoshi:Yo! YosH! YoshiiiiI!!!!
Mario:We are guna do some finding the golden crystal so we can save my wife!
Luigi:Ya mean Peach, Mario?
Mario:Yah, rremember in super Mario Galaxy? I saved her and we tumble and the rest is all history :P
Mario: oh, and this is Baby Yoshi! He rules. It's the offspring of Yoshi ^^
Luigi:Who dat?
Mario:Idk i freakin' RULE THE WORLD with him by my side so mah!
Oh, ok then. *Wierd male voice* And now a message from our sponsors*
(Don't worry, I will update so you can see the commercials too, so just HANG ON!)
OH and I liek to spam too)(:
(if you didn't notice)
oh and gf, Mario! gf! (good fight)
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Commercials
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Have you ever needed a way to settle your kids fighting problems? Well? Have you????
Well by golly Here is a method to cure your brain from the fighting and melting. Just apply the special NoFight-O Creme to your child when sleeping and whella! Yu gotza nice method! Call now!
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Now if you were really dumb enough to call that number, then you are in trouble because I have no Idea whatsoever what number that is so don't really call it!
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OK Back to the show maeh peepsh!
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Mario:Hi! I found the crystal to save my wife!
Luigi:Oh, great what next, a flying cheeseburger?
Mario:Join me next time (if there is one) to help my wife do something that I don't know what we will do and stuf so just yeah and stuff soo bye! Letsa go!
THATS A WRAP! to go, please! Oh, and with extra pickles!
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More crappy commercials
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Hey! You there lookin' at the screen like a wide eyed squirell, tryin to find it nuts, under neath the stomach, but the other kind of nuts, are you tired? Well are you? ARE YOU????? TELL ME!!!!!!! Well take this really bad nasty crap called Tylenol! Its crap! Take it, or don't take it I don't care! Buy it at your local grocery stores now!
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Alright, Tylenol, first of all isn't at 'grocery stores,' and second of all, its time to get back to the show!
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Mario: Hey Peach... *winks*
Peach: uhh hi? *turns around and pretends to barf*
Mario: Don't worry baby, I got ya! Come into my arms... *kissie face*
Peach: Get your grubby paws off of me, sicko! Remember, in the last episode, after the commercial we parted ways!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Mario: OK, baby if you say so... but do remember that I am the one who saved you from the place with that guy and the other people so Yeah! you better love me!!! *holds arms out*
Peach: GO AWAY!!!!!!!! *kicks Mario in the balls*
Mario: Dang! you kick hard!!!! Ow I think I need to get surgery!
Peach *runs away*
Mario: That's not the script!!! COME BAAACK!!!!
Director: Oh crap, there goes my reputation as a director... Yeah Peach come back! You two are supposed to kiss!!!!
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OMG!!!! wasn't that sad? Poor Mario. his balls are now 10x bigger than normal, from the swelling... oh well, every guy's balls has to be tweaked out a t some time or another ^^
Don't ask me if Peach is going to forgive Mario, or if Mario just doesn't understand why he got kicked in the front of the pants! Find out, if Peach comes back!
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I almost forgot, I have to give you a kick in the pants! ^^ enjoy it, And eat them.

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  1. hey hows it going man seems like not much people talk to you.

  2. THANX MAN! lol thanks for the add...

  3. Previous Comment: Just click it to add yourself i fogot to say that sorry

  4. no prob so what you doing

  5. just click this
    http://armorgames.com/friends/add/63129

    its diffrent for diffrent people

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