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runaway909

  • Member since: 7/20/2010
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About

just 23 more AP till next rank. its gonna get harder from here on out to rank up.

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(*_*) (@_@) (#_#) ($_$) (*=*) (^_^) (0_0) (#_*) (=o=) (#~#) (*_X) (-_-) Make the smileys famous and copy and paste them onto your about! Made by: 2014631
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I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
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Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

In Memoriam
...
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.
Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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(+'.'+) Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on ur about to help him gain
world domination
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10 facts:

1.) You are reading this.

2.) You already knew that.

4.) You haven't noticed that I skipped three.

5.) You just checked.

6.) After reading this, you will have lost the game.

8.) You are now angry at me.

9.) You didn't notice I skipped 7.

10.) You just checked.

11.) You are currently either alive, undead, or are a robot.

12.) You either haven't noticed that I have continued past 10, or don't care.

13.) You have now checked.

14.) If you haven't yet realized that there are more than ten facts in this list, then you are a MORON.
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If you are reading this bio, then I know without a doubt that you have just lost the game.

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Someone should figure out how to make real live pokemon. Just saying.
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Just so you know, here are the points required for each level:
Wood Serf: 10 AP X
Silver Serf: 25 AP X
Gold Serf: 100 AP X

Wood Squire: 225 AP X
Silver Squire: 400 AP X
Gold Squire: 625 AP X

Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Silver Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP

Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP
Silver Lord/Lady: 3500 AP
Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP

Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP
Silver Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP

Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP
Silver Prince/Princess: 8500 AP
Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP

Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP
Silver King/Queen: 14500 AP
Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP
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Some stupid realizations:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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words of wisdom:

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in
a garage makes you a BMW.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in
a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then proceed
to tell you why it isn't.

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. My desk is a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?

Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you
can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can
train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Ø I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don't need it.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an
emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... So I said
"Implants?"

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president
and 52 or 53 for Miss America ?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to
skydive twice.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you will look forward to the trip.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you
wish they were.

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by
a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they
can't get away.

Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and
a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department
usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit
the target.

Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.

Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people
have more than one child?

Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Ø FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - all except the one where you are naked in church.

Ø Corduroy Pillow Cases are making headlines lately.

Ø I LIKE CATS, TOO - Let's swap recipes.

Ø I Like Cooking With Wine - sometimes I even put it in the food.

Ø Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

Ø Sometimes Too Much To Drink Is Still Not Enough

Ø I May Be A Schizophrenic But At Least I Have Each Other

Ø In just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday
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Tom Lehrer is awesome! He wrote songs in the 50s and 60s, and they're still politically, economically, socially, and scientifically relevant (and politically incorrect, but that's why they're funny.)
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If anyone can find a good, funny joke that is ALSO politically correct, comment here.

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