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sasquatchcarrot

• Member since: 2/13/2011

How do you kill  an elephant?
A: with an elephant gun
How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant?
A: you choke it until it turns blue and then you kill it with a blue elephant gun.

If you have nothing good to say on my wall do not say it, of course you would be typing it, not saying it, and that's a different story ~.~

STEVEN WRIGHT QUOTES!!!!!!!!

"When I go to water my plants I like to tease them and water them with ice cubes." - Steven Wright

"I had a dream yesturday and this 7 foot-tall woman was singing and dancing in my room. I asked her who she was and she said 'Paula Abdul Jabbar'."

"I got food poisoning today, I don't know when im going to use it."

"Sponges grow in the ocean, it kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

"I got a new dog called a paranoid retriever, it brings back everything because it doesn't know what I threw him."

"This morning I woke up and started folding my bed back to a couch. I almost broke both of my arms because my couch isn't one of those kind of beds."

"I bought a cordless extension cord"

1. BlackVortex says:

   Posted at 9:39pm on 10/3/2011

   Your countries size belies its rank.

2. Kirby998 says:

   Posted at 3:58pm on 8/2/2011

   I don't even know what this is all about. It would be nice to tell me what you are responding to and where you found it. I could honestly care less about this argument anyway.

3. Kirby998 says:

   Posted at 7:15pm on 7/29/2011

   Why are you asking me?

4. kacboy says:

   Posted at 2:17pm on 7/27/2011

   No, like, how did you find me and why did we start talking about video games... >.>

5. kacboy says:

   Posted at 6:21pm on 7/26/2011

   Ok. I really don't remember why we're arguing or how this conversation even started... xD