sasquatchcarrot

sasquatchcarrot

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How do you kill  an elephant?
A: with an elephant gun
How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant?
A: you choke it until it turns blue and then you kill it with a blue elephant gun.

If you have nothing good to say on my wall do not say it, of course you would be typing it, not saying it, and that's a different story ~.~

STEVEN WRIGHT QUOTES!!!!!!!!

"When I go to water my plants I like to tease them and water them with ice cubes." - Steven Wright

"I had a dream yesturday and this 7 foot-tall woman was singing and dancing in my room. I asked her who she was and she said 'Paula Abdul Jabbar'."

"I got food poisoning today, I don't know when im going to use it."

"Sponges grow in the ocean, it kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

"I got a new dog called a paranoid retriever, it brings back everything because it doesn't know what I threw him."

"This morning I woke up and started folding my bed back to a couch. I almost broke both of my arms because my couch isn't one of those kind of beds."

"I bought a cordless extension cord"

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  1. Your countries size belies its rank.

  2. I don't even know what this is all about. It would be nice to tell me what you are responding to and where you found it. I could honestly care less about this argument anyway.

  3. Why are you asking me?

  4. No, like, how did you find me and why did we start talking about video games... >.>

  5. Ok. I really don't remember why we're arguing or how this conversation even started... xD

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