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                                   this song goes out to everyone who ever rocked out on a plastic guitar.

The Warp Zone - The Day Guitar Hero Died Lyrics

A long, long time ago...
In my college dorm room
Guitar Hero used to made me smile
And I knew if I had no fear
That I could make that fake crowd cheer
And it would make me happy for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every blog post I would quiver
Bad news on the Internet
No more colorful frets

I couldn't believe my tearing eyes
When I read what Kotick did decide
I really wish it was a lie
The day Guitar Hero died

So bye-bye fake guitar playing guy
This decision Activision made
Has left us deprived
Them good ol' boys were drinking red bull and sprite
Singin rock band would have been a good buy
Rock band would have been a good buy

Did you lose your faith in games
When you couldn't perfect Through the Fire and Flames
Did your Star power get too low?

Do you believe what happened here?
Did this game save Slash's music career?
And could you teach me how to play in Easy mode?

Well, I know you love your C-O-D
And are planning Modern Warfare 3
Your guns replaced guitars
And you tomahawked our hearts

I was a lonely teenage legend of rock
With a Boston t-shirt and superman socks
But I found I was nothin' but talk
The day Guitar Hero died

I started singin',
Bye-bye fake guitar playing guy
This decision Activision made
Has left us deprived
Them good ol' boys were drinking red bull and sprite
Singin rock band would have been a good buy
Rock band would have been a good buy

At Neversoft, designers screamed
Musicians cried, and the gamers dreamed?
But we were out of tokens;
And the PS2's were broken

And the songs I 5-starred all the time
Like Free Bird and Sweet Child of Mine
Got stuck on replay in my mind
The day Guitar Hero Died

We were singin'
Bye-bye fake guitar playing guy
This decision Activision made
Has left us deprived
Them good ol' boys were drinking red bull and sprite
Singin rock band would have been a good buy
Rock band would have been a good buy

Special Thanks to Don Mclean and Weird Al Yankovic for inspiring this American Pie Parody :)

RIP Guitar Hero (2005-2011)

- The Warp Zone -                               Lyrics:

Lay down your head
And close your eyes
And when they open
The sun will rise

The name is Katniss Everdeen
And I'm a ****** *****
I'm poppin' bottles in the club
With my boy Haymitch

We from D12
And that's the dirtiest District
Cuz we minin' coal daily for a couple a biscuits

I'm lethal with a bow
So come on and step to me
I'll put an Arrow through your throat
**** your Arrow to the Knee

I'll slay you with my rhymes
Cuz I'm lyrically gifted
Call in the Hovercraft
And watch your body get lifted

Cross me in the Arena
And you'll surely die
Hear the cannon blast off
And put your face in the sky

They call me the Mockingjay
And I'm your lyrical Savior
All I know is one thing
The odds ain't in your favor

Lay down your head
And close your eyes
And when they open
The sun will rise

My name is Peeta Mellark
And I'm a Baker's son
I got 99 problems
This ***** is number one

She keeps on second-guessing
And it's ****ing with my heart
***** I'm like whatever
I guess I'll play my part

I'd lay down my life for her
I'm never gonna quit
But she's like the Honey Badger
She don't ****ing give a ****

I guess I'll just keep fighting
It's all that I can do
Cuz this is the life of a Tribute
Go head and sing it Rue

Lay down your head
And close your eyes
And when they open
The sun will rise

I volunteered for the Games to keep my sister Alive
24 in the Arena
Only one will survive

All across Panem
Eyes are on us
But when your life is on the line
Who do you trust?

It's mano y mano
A fight to the Death
If you think that you can beat me
Don't hold your breath

Killing kids for entertainment
Is totally whack
President Snow I hope you're happy
These Hunger games are wrapped                                 ------------LYRICS------------
Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right it's a fanny pack, *****es
Hot pink and matches my britches

You're thinking "that guy's insane
****, what's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away

My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away

You can't mess with my fanny pack, I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and I found an iMac

Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy...
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack

I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
"It's my d*** in a pack, babayyyy"
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's midget in my fanny pack!            -----------LYRICS------------
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH *****K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ***, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
********************UCK!
-Whoa man, did you just say *****k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
-But when you bleep it, it says *****k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes

Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.
                             LYRICS:
It was the year 2005, Youtube had just begun
So we made a video, just for fun
We lip synced the Pokemon theme, we thought it was alright
But randomly, some **** removed it, claiming copyright

POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
Why can't you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, 'til you turned into a tool

POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of n00bs
Mess with me and I'll teach you,
POKEMON!

TRY TO SUE US NOW!
Try to sue us now!

Had 24 million views
The most viewed on YouTube's space
But the legal ******s flagged it
Robbed our rightful place

Let's kick their ***, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm-in-arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream!

POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
Why can't you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, 'til you turned into a tool

POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of n00bs
Mess with me and I'll teach you,
POKEMON!

Try to sue us now!

POKEMON, YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW
Why can't you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Ooooh, you used to be cool, til you turned into a tool

POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of noobs
Mess with me and I'll teach you
POKEMON!

TRY TO SUE US NOW!
POKEMON!                                          ==LYRICS==
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A *****KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you *****king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a **** what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your *****in'
I've got the Triforce of courage, *****! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the *** for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that ******* Ganon all the way to Argentina 
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a **** what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a *****king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a **** lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a **** what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
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The greatest thing ever just happened to me
(You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!)

First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"Only eat one, young man" *****K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack !

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No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a *****k
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK!
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My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "*****k" "s**t" and "darn" every day.
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They didn't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of *****!

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No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a *****k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK!
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No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers

Anthony: Hey mom...
Mom: Hi son!
Anthony: ...do you think I can move back in?
Mom: *****K NO!
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