I can use this machine...it's not really a computer, it's more like a bunch of lag tied up with a wire with a keyboard attached.That's punishment of a terrible degree.
I'm glad you figured out what that song thing is, even if I've never neard of it. What's a nanner?
Short stories are better than no stories at all. I'll brace myself to suck in the violence. Maybe [since there's some typos & stuff] I can go and edit through it and email it back to you. Assuming I can email you or someting. I don't know. 
What's bungie.something? What's on that site?
You probably should, I don't think the y appreciate it and they're not ALL bad.
*sighs as my parents blow their heads for the umpteenth time as my sister tries to ask them a simple question* Have you noticed that the older they get, the more idiotic, irascible, and generally more brain-decayed they get? I really hate mine and I wish they would go fall down the stairs or something.
Of course that'll probably ch ange because I can't hold grudges for long with people I nkow. Internet peole, on the other hand, I can. *cough doomy and his idiotic refrain of calling me SunWalker, which he knows I hate*
Today is just a terrible day.
Happy Mother's day.
I hate mother's day.

pfffft I wish I could do that without suffering dire consequences. But no, I'm just grounded because my mom gets mad that I use the computer too much. So I use this terrible lag machine, and that's punishment enough. :P

Mmm, that's a good idea. HELP! I CAN'T STUDY BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS CAUGHT FIRE~ I can see the headlines now.
Oh, it exploded? Cool. You should stick icecubes in the wound.
I really will read that long thing, it's just that most of the time I copy and paste it into a word document and make the font more to read it,a dn I'm not on my computer right now cuz i've been grounded yet again.

Hope your shoulder gets better. I will attempt to read it soon, I read a bit [where that man came in and started shooting people] and then my dad came in and asked me "aren't you supposed to be studying?" so yeah...
I'll be glad to see an update of it. Nothing competes with exploding people everywhere. Maybeyou could make a thread in AMW.

Holy moly that is an extremely ling ...0_o
I'll read it later, right now I'm supposed to be studying....whee, exams are finally nearly here....