tankbuster37

• Member since: 9/16/2010
• Gender: Male
• AIM: I can aim very well thank you!
• MSN: don't know what that is
• Yahoo: ooooooooooo!
• XBOX Live: maybe someday
• Wii: white one
• PS3: never gonna happen
• SteamID: 23liberators

                     ,;:;;,
                    ;;;;;
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           /_', "_ ';:;:;    This is Squirrel.
           @=:__;:;:;    Squirrel wants
             _(\.=  ;:;;'    to have World
            `"''_(  _/=]   Domination. Copy
                `"'``         & paste Squirrel On your profile to assist him.

(\__/)  This is Bunny.
(+'.'+) Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on your profile to help him gain
world domination. (took it from someone)

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Watch out for this virus!

Name: Vampassassinius
Description: It is a psychical virus. They who has it calls vampassassins.
Effects: You get a feeling that you must drink blood and start killing everyone.
Transfers: When you see a vampassassin in the eyes.
Cures: You must be The Chosen One and use the power of The Holy Sword of Light who exist in the Divine Temple in Atlantis. That's the only way to kill a vampassassin.
(taken from John Garell)

Put it in your profile if you also watch out for that.

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Read this! it's cool lol

Yes... Here comes something... See if you can read it!       

Ahem... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

-fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel-

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10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile!

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The six truths of life:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did)

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Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start.

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Do you speak English?

-Yes.

-Name?

-Gordon Brown

-Sex?

-3 to 5 times a week.

-No, I mean male or female?

-Yes, male and female..... and sometimes camels.

-Holy cow!

-Yes, cows, sheep..... animals in general.

-Oh, dear!

-No, deer run too fast.

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-funny laws.

-the penalty for jumping off a building in new york is death.

-it is legal to beat your wife if it does not disturb the neighbours

-it is legal to urinate in a policemans helmet on demand if your pregnant

-if a burgler breaks into your house and trips over he can successfully sue you.

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Anyone who wants can friend me, but
only if they use my messenger so
I can friend them, too.